Salut!

Ok, I decided to make a personal thread to encourage myself to push my actions further.

Also, my boss thinks I do nothing at work so I write this to make him hear tapping on the keyboard (well-paid job but boring as hell). I've been very successful with women but since the end of summer holidays something is missing. I have something similiar to SlingBlade (from Tucker Max's epic book), I am doing pretty well with girls and then I see that it is too easy and she must be a slut, that would compromise my reputation etc. I am still getting laid but since then I haven't texted any girl I f-closed at day 1 and I am losing interest with girls I close later. Style was right.

I am doing this for myself. If anyone finds something in here enjoyable or eye-opening - I'm glad but this is not the purpose. I am writing this on the board of community that is commited to pickup so it would be a nice kick-ass for me (I'm doing similiar thing on a guitar player forum so this can push my play further). All critiques are highly welcome, you can throw sh*t on me and this would be on my advantage so feel free to post any comments planted in your mind. I sarge at least 2-3 times a week so this would be a goldmine.

As for now I will post my last week adventures to start with.

Side note: I work from 8am, Mon-Fri so during the week I just party on occasions but when weekend comes - there is always a black hole in my head.

Salut!

Surielx.

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Tue, 23 Nov'10, BJ Rockotheque Sober Night. Surielx, A and J.

Ok, here we are in the club, me and 3 of my friends, I am the driver today, the club is 30km away from our city so no alcohol. We sit at our usual table and see there is hardly anyone in here. It's early, about 10pm so we just drink and enjoy the music. Three girls (I would say HB7's but my mates gave them more) sat behind us and there is quiet in there so I (sober) am the loudest, the most enjoyable guy in my group, and I throw some jokes to my mates. Final joke ("4yo little Johny wakes up in the middle of the night and hears the voices from his parents' bedroom. He looks through the key hole and see his parents having loud sex, one position after another. He's looking for like 15 minutes and says ") made my mates and the girls laugh very loud so i turned back and said "Silence please!". They laugh some more and ask me if they can sit at our table, so yes. Three girls, three guys, fair game. I turn the conversation to sexual, some jokes and laughter, I am between two of them and the third is placed between my mates.

Surielx: "Hey, you like it from both sides, aren't you?"
HB#1: "Haha, look who is speaking!"
Surielx: "Don't forget you are on the shot line. Watch out."
...
Surielx: "Hey, can you make a hamster?"
HB#1,2: "What is a hamster?"
Surielx: "When you suck one guy's dick and you take it to your mouth with balls"
HB#1,2: "Haha, that's impossible!"
Surielx: "The fact that you can't do it doesn't mean it's impossible."

And so. Some jokes, kino, laughter, two Coke's won from a 5-question game and pogo later one of my mates, "J" is left without his peace of meat. Mine is crazy slut so I really worry about him and other mate, "A" (I'm introducing his to PU, he will soon be my wingman but he cannot speak English so the only knowledge for him is the one translated to Polish or Polish books and my knowledge I have told him) is doing quite well, I can see the girl (At least solid HB8, rockwoman) looking around near our table, so I stop talking to my target and tell HB8 waving "Hey, we are here, come and sit". So here I am again between two girls and now I am gaming HB8 to prepare her until "J" arrives. Plus jealousy (Both girls have been drinking and my previous target got really mad, but she stays polite "You are too stupid to sit at this table", "Shouldn't you go?" etc.). Both are into me, luckily "J" arrives and I introduce them.

Again fair game, 3/3 but HB8 is still into me. Ok, idea! "Let's dance!" We got all dancing in a circle, one after another going into the middle and dancing with each other. I ordered a slow song because HB8 was instantly touching my ass and "J" is the kind of friend I met in a sandbox and we are best friends since then. He is like younger brother to me. Back to the dancefloor, We split into 3 pairs and I say to my target "Do something to keep her away from me" BAM! K-close -> makeout. "Will you drive me home?" Ok, it turns out she lives with her parents, so no F-close, only BJ in the car. And I have her number, she doesn't have mine ("I don't remember my number and the mobile is being repaired now") and I really think this is what she came for. And yes, she can't make a hamster.

My mates both k-closed, "A" on the dancefloor, "J" on the backseat of my car when we drive home a rockwoman. Both got numbers, still texting. And I was the god in their eyes. I mean, I was talking to my target and observing their interactions, when "A" stucked in the conversation I said to his target "Hey, did he tell you the time when we both went on alco-snowboard trip?" I started and he continued; when "J" stucked, "Hey, did he tell you our hair bet?" and he came along quite well. It was hard for me and I am sure I wouldn't do that if I was drinking. But really, I made this night hilarious for every single one of us, full of laughter mini-conversations and one-liners they found golden.

BTW, someone should make a post where we would post the funniest one-liners we know, like Murphy's Sex Laws. Many of them can be used in field as well.

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I want to post another report but the site is cutting it so that it's unfinished. Anyone knows why?

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Thu, 25 Nov'10, 2#'s Karaoke Dance Party. Surielx, A, B and J.

Location is the same as in Tuesday but today the club is packed with people. I knew it would be like that and booked our table in advance, the same Lucky Table as before. Today "A" is the driver so I will be drunk. My workday starts at 8am so there is enough time to get sober after all. Ok, here we are at the karaoke show, Of course Surielx buys 6x Kamikaze drink so we can oil our vocal cords and we steal the crowd with "Born to be wild". Then me, single "Highway to hell" and although my vocal isn't excellent, I find it very easy to mimic Bon Scott's vocal, for which I was granted with two shots of Mad Dog. I hold two shots in my hands and "J" comes to me

J: "Man down, man down!"
Surielx: "What?"
J: "One second, it can wait"
(shots down)
J: "Ok, come"

Side note, for those who know Polish: We are obsessed with the army talk since we read http://bash.org.pl/648542 (I think non-Polish users will get the point, in this link "karolcia" uses a Pokemon language invented by 12yo girls who want to chat). As I return to the table I see "B" with a cute girl. I say "What's wrong? He will get laid tonight" - "No, it is his college mate and he LIKES her". Truth was said, no kino, no smiles, no eye contact... This guy really needs to push his limits and get out of his comfort zone. Throughout the whole night I tried to turn their conversation into a sex-oriented one, she laughed, he was angry. Pussy. I need to work on him a lot.

I hear disco-polo so I return the dancefloor, two girls are singing -> hokus-pokus -> Surielx sings disco-polo. Yeah! Not far from the AC/DC btw. Two hugs and a small talk with these girls and they returned to their table. As i look at them leaving me I can see the cute petit brunette. Objective: kiss. I dance with her and invite to our table. "B" is still a pussy, "A" & "J" are singing BWO - Chariots of Fire. I hate them all.

Comfort talk. Accidentaly grab her boobs. She tells me about a car accident she had when she was 11, she's talking for like an hour. I'm gonna fall asleep. Objective failed, I've read about the October Man technique but all this hypnotical, Ross Jeffries stuff is a dark side of force for me. Just don't. I know it works but no. Eject -> recover -> Kamikaze round -> Livin' on a Prayer. "Don't sing Bon Jovi anymore" - I'm gonna write this sentence over my bed. Actually, "Livin' on a Prayer" is now my wake-up ringtone. No reward this time.

Around midnight the DJ finally stops all the coyotes and plays the MUSIC! We head the dancefloor as I saw the cutest redhead HB9 in my entire life. And - the Lord is with me - she has a hat. From my experience I can say that in a slut body language dictionary, a hat on her head means "I would fuck anyone who steals it". Two seconds and the hat is mine. I dance with her with no word exchange, not a single word, only eye contact, body language and her hat. Minutes turned into seconds, her annoying girlfriend (let's call her "Fatty") comes and interrupts our mating dance like 3 times saying something to her ear and as I

look at my watch there is 1:30! She says "I have to go". Redhead, I like your voice. "Ok, I'll lead you to the exit". I do and steal her hat, which was OK for her. I return my Lucky Table when Fatty comes to say goodbye in her own language

Fatty: "You asshole! Give me that f*cking hat!"
Surielx: "Pleasure meeting you"
Fatty: "Give me that hat!"
Surielx: "I won't give you my gift."
Fatty: "You prick! I wish you die! Give that f*cking hat!"

I enjoyed that conversation as much as you reading it.
Suddenly, "B" who sits next to me says "Surielx, give her that hat". What a pussy, are you my friend or hers? It's amazing how some guys got nervous when a girl starts to swear, escpecially when they are sitting next to a cute girl they've been talking to all night long and didn't even touch her.

Surielx: "Relax. I know what I'm doing. Fatty, tell her that if she wants her hat she has to come here by herself"
Fatty: "No f*cking way! We are leaving and she is not coming to you!"
Surielx: "I like that hat."
Fatty: "Asshole"
Surielx: "Pleasure meeting you"

She's gone, I give "B" a lesson while his HB is in toilet and my HB9 comes to me with a grin on her face.

HB9: "Sorry for her, she is always like that"
Surielx: "I love her! Give me her number!"
HB9: "Haha, better not, I'll give you mine"
Kiss-kiss on the cheek, hat returned, names and numbers exchanged and she left.
Surielx: "B", did you see?

At this point I see "J" sitting with two definitely not cute girls and "A" sitting with a glass of water.

Surielx: "Is he THAT drunk?"
A: "Yeah."
Surielx: "Ok, let's have fun."

Onto the dancefloor, some people dancing and petit HBlonde nearby. She comes to "A", grinds on his leg and then returns. He is like "WTF?", I nod, he comes to her and she rejects him. I say "Watch this" and grab her hips with a strong touch, we dance sexually and I can see my friends waving at me to eject, we have to go. I hate them all. So i put out my mobile (I have my watch), look at the time and say "It's getting late, I have to go, put your number". She does, we eject, "B" takes a walk with his HB8 for 5 minutes and I text HBlonde "What's your name btw.?" I thought this is hilarious, she didn't. What a pity.

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Fri, 26 Nov'10, Unexpected Karaoke Party, Surielx, "A" and a lot of old friends.

I decided that I have to sleep that night because of volleyball competition that starts the next day at 8:30am. "J" and "B" are at work for the whole weekend so I suggested "A" to go to our local pub for some beers. In Poland last weekend before Advent is called "St. Andrew's Day" and there are always special events everywhere. And we appear at 7pm in our local pub, in one hour there will be a karaoke. We laughed a lot, the Lord surely loves us.

I know many people there so use this as a social proof and also win a beer from 5-question game. Style, thank you! Then a karaoke starts and I sing "You shook me all night long" together with my friend who is a singer in rock bank, very popular in our location. He and his guitarist say that I am the sh*t and buy me a beer. Now imagine, you sing together with a rock band members, then high-fives and they buy you a beer.

I have the mike all the time and sing various songs with my friends as there come 3 girls in their early 30's who want to sing with me. Long story short, kino escalation with one and a threat from her brother. "But she is OK with me touching her ass!". I wish he die.

When I lost my voice I started dancing with some girls, generally every girl around. "A" is sitting on the couch talking to our friends and he freaked out. Pussy.

Then something hits me. I see the youngest girl in there, HBlonde. I don't say the scale to blondes because it is my weakness - when I see a blonde who is not ugly, I'm lost.

Surielx: "Where is your nursery school teacher?"
HBlonde: "I'm not a kid, I'm 17!"
I'm 22 so I laughed at this a lot

Side note: in Poland a girl must be over 15.

Surielx: "Ok, what are you doing in here?"
HBlonde: (pointing) "I'm with my mom"
Surielx: "She's hot"
blah blah blah, some dance ("You can't dance? I'll teach you, you'll be my naughty student"), a lot of non-sexual kino

Surielx: "Kiss me"
HBlonde: "I can't! My mom is watching!"
Surielx: "Ok." walk to her mother "Can I borrow your daughter for a second"
HBMother: "Yes"
Surielx: "Thanks" return to HBlonde
HBlonde: "What did she say?"
Surielx: "That I'm hot."
Isolation, K-close, #close.

That is pretty much all, I don't know how I returned home but I woke up on time and went to the competition.

Saturday night I was with some other friends at the party but there was nothing worth posting. We just danced with pretty much every cute girl in there, got drunk and retun at 6am. No k-close, no #close.
The day after tomorrow there is a karaoke again so on Friday there will appear the new FR. See you guys then!

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TUE, 2 Dec'10 Simba Karaoke Night - Surielx, A, F

(pickup-related fragments are underlined so if you consider this story too long just concentrate on it)

There are some nights in your life that make you a legend. This was one of those.

Prologue: Every group of male best friends has a list of activities that are epic in their core. Our list goes like:

1. Simba (search for it on bash.org)
2. Very subtle opener "Nice shoes. Do you swallow?"
3. Persuade one girl to buy condoms and use them on another girl
4. Be fined for drinking in public places ( = "get an epic item")

and so. We are fans of Tucker Max so you can imagine. The first one who does any of them is in our Hall of Fame.

Prologue: I have never drank coffee and know nothing about it because my normal blood pressure i above normal so I don't push it. But yesterday at work I drank double espresso by mistake and my heart communicated "You are an idiot" with Morse. I will probably be awake for a week for now.

Onto the story. "B" and "J" are at work again so we head with "A" and "F" ("F" is the best amateur singer i met in my life and we know each other since pre-school) to the Karaoke contest, the same as week before. On the way I (driver) suggest to play The Cockblock Game, they "We'll see". We ordered our Lucky Table before and two songs to sing - one Polish to warm up and "Highway to Hell". First song is a 10 strike - we have never been so loudly applaused before; while waiting for our turn me and "A" spot two girls - HB6 (blonde) and HB7 (brunette) - dancing so we approach them and dance separately. Apparently, they both suck in dancing. We go back to our table with promise to come back again and invite other girls to join our table. I have to underline one thing - we are having fun like probably never before. We are yelling, telling dirty jokes, high-fives with everyone... We are THAT table. So, with the new girls I win a drink (thank you again, Style!) and make funny trick twice (idk if I know this from this site or anywhere on the Web but nvm). Here's the routine:

Surielx: "I'll make you a test. Place your thumb on the edge of the table. Ok, (I place the beer on it and hold for a moment) can you see your finger through the beer?"
HB: (whatever)
Surielx: "Ok, now add the thumb from the other hand. Ok, (I place the beer on both fingers and loose the beer) now can you see both fingers?"
HB: (whatever)
Surielx: "Cool"
and you leave the table. Immediately our table was covered with spoiled beer.

During the whole time my funny friends see that numerous girls are attracted to me so what did they do? YES! The Cockblock Game! Some qoutes:
"He probably told you he studies law or medicine, right?" (I am a law student for real)
"I know he's handsome. Like Fred Flinstone"
"Show her your altar boy id!"
(reaching the table with new girls)"Hey! Strippers! High-Five!"
"Hey, man, did you take a number from that chic you fingered on the dancefloor yesterday?" (try to respond to this!)
And so. It is so f*cking funny I am lying on the couch laughing and take part in it. I start to love that game.

Some games later me and "F" (who had taken "A"'s girl with cockblocking) dance with the first two when DJ announces our AC/DC. We steal the show, the crowd is ours, I even have 3 girls as a chorus behind me. We win that competition, get two free drinks and a t-shirt with sentence "One beer I drunk, I moaned to the mike" in Polish. Who's the Man? We go back to our girls and, if I can quote my idol "this girl was not attractive. But she was into me, and she was there, and perhaps most importantly-she just gave off a blowjob vibe. You know the type; they aren't good looking or exceptional in any way, but they just give off a look that says 'I suck dick like I invented it.'". And she is blonde so I'm lost. So we dance, grind, all that stuff and sing various songs. While singing, blonde next to me, "A" says to me "Nice shoes". I get the point (look at #2 on top). We make bet, I put her close to him and almost yell in her ear "Nice shoes. Do you swallow?" so that "A" can hear me. Guess what! She starts kissing me! I'M IN THE HALL OF FAME!!!
Side note: she is a student in biology, teachery specialization. That means she will teach my children. There is a God and He is just.

Fast-forward: We go out of the club (1:30am), take my car, go to her room at campus: pyjama party I don't want to participate (only girls, maybe 1-2 are not ugly) so back in my car at the campus parking we start making out. She refuses sex, only BJ. I don't mind, I like that. But she refuses to swallow. F*ck! I hate that! But then, a light bulb. You will remember me. So she is finishing me off and I Simba her (see #1). Checkpoint! Apparently, she is not mad at me. I'M IN THE HALL OF FAME AGAIN!!! Back to the club (it's 2am), "A" went home with another buddy who was in that city all day and joined us in the beginning, So there is only me and "F", who cannot isolate his girl. Pussy. I am bored as hell seeing them making out and want to go home but I am good person in the core so I wait for him to escalate and close her. My girl is almost sleeping so I think what to do. Light bulb again! I talk to her about Christmas and I say that I have to buy gifts for my kid and my cousin's daughter. I had to repeat that twice for her to understand. She is like "You have a child?" so I show her pictures of my 4yo brother telling her it's my son. I'm evil. My first child will be a girl and she will get pregnant when she reach 13, that's for sure. God is just.

It's already 2:30am and he is not progressing so we are leaving. On the way home we share laughs and so, this night was surely an epic one.

If you have any questions on whatever above and for those "Pics or it never happened" - msg me, I'll give you the link to one pic where me and "F" wear a winning t-shirt plus I'll show you these girls on another pic. Pics are online on our local site.

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Sat, 4 Dec'10 Saturday Night's Alright For Fightin'? - Surielx, L

Who the f*ck closes his club in Advent?

We spent whole one hour driving various clubs and two of them were closed, in one the proportions men:women were 4:1 so we head one hated (because of deaf DJ's) club in which the amount of people and proportions were reasonable. We enter, start dancing and here's my first approach: two cute girls who I find pleasure observing. One is almost immediately taken by a random guy, the second smokes so I wait. Approach with an opener "You finally finished smoking", grab her by hand and dance. She doesn't know how to dance in pairs so I am the teacher today - kino allowed, smile on her face, some normal talk and no place to isolate. That sucks. And here comes the second girl - turns out, her sister. I introduce myself and involve her in dancing, we switch to club dance and at some points they both grind me. Good girls. In the moment they need to go to toilet. Bad girls.

Very few seconds after they leave I am approached (!) by two girls, far more pretty than previous ones and, I have to confess, I am stunned. They are both 9, older than me, one blonde and one brunette. I introduce myself and they dance in front of me. I quickly recover and throw myself between these two, sexy dancing, kino and so on. I invite the blonde (I love blondes) to the lower dancefloor, grab her hand and literally take her away. In there - you can imagine (I attend dancing course since 2008 and I really can dance in pairs and now I take as much advantage as possible). And now I lightly bite her neck when a guy comes and push me away. I would like to say that he is huge but he is shorter than me, a little overweighted and bald. It comes to me that he is the boyfriend. Upsee. We exchange some sentences when the bouncer comes and asks us to go outside where he (a small guy) literally jumps at me and we start to fight. Again, I would like to write that I have beaten sh*t out of him but according to what I remember he punched me like 10 times against my two punches so I think he won. When the girl (I love you my blonde Salvator!) together with bouncer drag him and slowly walks away with him, I couldn't resist the temptation - I stand up, make a phone symbol with my hand, put it next to my ear and yell: "Call me". She smiles lightly, the guy doesn't but he keeps walking away. The bouncers don't want to let me in again so I call "L" and we drive home at 1am.

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8 Dec'10, A Date - Day 2

I decided to prove myself that number are worth something and 3 days ago texted HBlonde form "Fri, 26 Nov'10, Unexpected Karaoke Party". We texted a bit and at last me: "Ok, so I'm free at Wednesday evening, I accept your invitation.". Bare in mind that she didn't invite me anywhere but I have done some role reversal before and that's the way C&F guy makes up a date. I kissed her on the cheek only the day we met.

9pm, the same club we met, I enter, she is there already and I go for a welcome hug, order a beer and lead her to the couch. There: comfort talking, kino level trial (claw, she rejected) so I start kino escalation all over again. Arm, shoulder, hand, knee, upper leg, head, lower back... All of that while talking. Side note: I like using the routines when conversation stucks. And I do them only in that situations. 5sec. of silence "You know the Cube?" -> routine, comfort talk, jokes. Yesterday I used only the Cube and one Ross Jeffries' trick mentioned in the Game ("From 1 to 10, how good do you feel now? What colour is pleasure? Imagine the pleasure as a small pink ball..." - If anyone is interested, PM me) and the convo goes quite well. From that point I put her leg on mine, kino escalation, she responds very well, mutual caressing, now both legs on mine, arm around her back, eye contact competition, I win cheek kiss, go for the lips - rejection by turning head but she still holds the conversation. Midnight bell rings, I walk her home, half-hour walk, arm to arm -> holding hands, talking and laughing all the time. We enter a hall to her apartment and I go for a kiss. BOOM! Makeout. I stop and tell her she needs to go home and continue for like 10 mins. Say goodbye and exit.

I think I like #closing.

Plan for today - karaoke session with my 3-4 buddies, see you tomorrow.

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Hmmm... I keep confusing Thursday with Tuesday, it's been my mistake since pre-school and the edit function here is only available 500 minutes after posting so forgive me previous errors.

Thu, 9 Dec'10 - Frantic Karaoke - Surielx, A, F and S.

Advent, Christmas preparations... I went to a mall and bought myself a gift - a heavy case with playing cards and 300 poker chips plus one deck of Jack Daniel's playing cards. You will say - doesn't matter but after such a gift only tank could stop me. It is the ultimate artifact I hunted for since last winter so imagine.

Onto the story. My buddy "S" comes to our hometown so I book a table and promise myself to hit only on cute chicks. We enter the club and I can see HB7.5 sitting on our table. I love that situations, you are the leader of your pack so it's you who approaches her and yell at her to f*ck off of your table. Just kidding, she was cute so I use this as a warm-up, tell her she can stay, introduce the whole group and set up the plan to sing together. And I can tell you, on karaoke night there is no better social proof, preselection etc. (I call those altogether "ground preparation") than singing the very first song of the night with a cute girl in front of everyone and engage the nearby group as your chorus. 4 minutes and everyone knows you are alpha. Plus: she wins a t-shirt (DJ to the mike: "Surielx, you already have one") and I win a kiss on the cheek, after the song my buddies high-five me and grant me a beer. Nice reward for some vociferating.

Then "F" comes to me and says "Surielx, HBs are here!" (look up at "Karaoke Simba Night"). He likes the girl he met then so I know he is lost for the rest of the night. HB6.5, a friend to the HB7.5 comes to our table and introduces herself so I, the Great Leader leave these girls to my wolves and go sarging on my own. This is simple, I dance with every single cute girl I can see, use my dancing talent and occasionally neg a girl she can't dance. That will be forever in my repertoire: "See, I told you I can teach anyone how to dance. Kiss on the cheek." But then, it hits me - I spot a superhot girl. If an international supermodel with fake tits and lots of makeup is HB10, whis one was HB8.5 for sure, if not more. I don't know that if I was sober I would approach this girl. God save the Beer. 3 seconds and I dance with her and feel a strange feeling. I escalate kino but I stop because I simply don't want her to have sex with me tonight. I want her not to be slut. Illusion of purity, right? Maybe, plus I don't have a condom. We dance for some time and I kiss her in various parts of her head, finally, soft kiss on her lips and a delicate, 2-sec peck on her tongue. God gave me the brain and a penis but till that point I thought my blood is enough to supply only one of them - wrong. I was hard but really didn't want to have sex with her that night. Strange feeling. #closed, it's not over fellas!

For the whole night I open girls that simple way: If it's a 2-set I take "A" or "S" for a moment, we take both girls dancing and that's it! We're in. If it's one set - easy task, when it's >2-set - also easy, she will surely leave her friends knowing they have fun with each other. When the song ends I Introduce myself and then a small talk about whatever during the second dance; it's powerful as hell. Remember about not making an interview with a girl? Forget about it on the dancefloor. She knows that if you dance together it means chemistry and if you are asking her questions about her - that means you are interested not only in her body. Plus, it's powerful smokescreen while you grab her ass and the only thing that separates your penis from her vagina is 3cm cloth layer.

No routines at all, no openers, only HB7.5-8.5, #closed two of them, k-closed only this one HB8.5 (learn on my mistakes, avoid kissing on the dancefloor if you want to game other girls later) but cheek-kissed literally every girl I was dancing with, only 1 rejection but with a friendly smile on her face. Some events from yesterday:
- I tell HB6.5 to come with me, find me a girl, tell her I'm shy and I want to dance with her. She chooses another HB6.5 so we dance and I realize I danced with two her friends before. She laughs on the "shy" thing.
- I spot the girl from "2#'s Karaoke Dance Party", the one who was then with hat (today she looks like HB8.5, she must have applied her makeup with a shotgun). I come to dance with her, we dance for like 15 seconds and - guess what - Fatty the Cockblocker, the same girl as then. Surielx: "Hey Fatty, give me a hug!". She surely hates me. HB8.5 laughs.
- In the middle of the night I receive a text "Goodnight Mister :***" from the girl I dated night before. You know how this simple thing can pump up your ego?
- I dance with HB7.5 (objectively 7 but blonde, so yeah), she says "At last! I was watching you the whole night!". Surielx's first thought? "F*ck, I don't have a condom!". Two dances, cheek-kiss, #close.
- We leave, "F" stays a bit so I go inside to take him out. He's eating the face of a girl from "Karaoke Simba Night" he met at the beginning, her friend who the same night I did Simba on sits alone so I dance with her a bit and say goodbye. I thought it would be worse.

I have to find some genuine texts for this HB8.5, I will be damned if I leave this like that. Today I am taking my magic poker case and go to nearby pub with my friends, tomorrow I have a party with the people I study with, if something happens I'll post it. See ya!

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Sat, 11th Dec'10 - BJ and sleepless night - Surielx & study mates

Did I mention I hate the city I study?

I go with my friends to the pub to "warm up", I drink a .40 shot with every beer ordered, so I guess it's 4/4 in 1,5 hour. Yeah, I am drunk. We head to the club I am for the first time, dance with every cute girl outside my friend circle, only 1 rejection. I spot a HB7, short brunette and approach with text from Phrases on FB I laughed before "I noticed you noticing me", she smiles, we dance, sit on her table and I win a beer with 5-question game. She brings it to me and in my head appears the picture of her wearing the Oktoberfest outfit carrying 4 beers in each hand. I couldn't stop the temptation to kiss her, she likes that. From that point I don't even look on my mates, I concentrate on my dreamy Oktoberfest girl. Some kino escalation and dancefloor makeout sessions later things are on the right way.
Side note: I don't live in that city, my cousin lives on suburbia and I don't have a place to sleep. What was I thinking? That I will pick up a girl and convince her to invite me home for a night? Yes, these were my thoughts.

Surielx: "Let's go back to your place"
HB7: "We can't, my boyfriend is there"
Are you kidding me? What were you thinking little slut?
Surielx: "Ok, come with me"
We go to the bathroom, another make-out session, fingers and so.
HB7: "I can't do this"
I am pissed. Again, LMR. When drunk I am not able to switch between penis and brain so I knew I will fail to lay.
Surielx: "Ok, I understand. But can you feel it?"
And now I am taking her hand up and down my zipper to feel what's inside. Kaboom! Blowjob.

I walk out of the toilet with her and notice that my friends are not there anymore. Fuck! I hardly know the city, I don't know where is this club and it's like 3am. What does Surielx do? Eject, write a text to my cousin "I'm coming". No answer. Fuck. I see two drunk girls, I approach "Hey, help me to choose the bus!" One says "Ok" and "Bye" to her friend. I am stunned. Second girl the same night? She asks "I'm going back home now, where do you live?" I answer, we find a proper bus on the schedule and it will arrive on an hour. An fucking hour! "And where do you live?", "With my parents, there-and-there" No way! In the middle of the night, -100°C and I have to wait for an hour? No fucking way! "Pleasure meeting you", cheek-kiss, eject.

I head the club I was someday, I ask people where it is and find my way there. It's 4.30am and the party is still awake! I party there for more than 2 hours and the music stops, people going out so am I. I head my uni where I left my bag, go for a train and head back home. At 11am I finally reach my bed and fall asleep.

Side note: I am texting this HB8.5 from Frantic Karaoke. Friday about Aliens wanting to kidnap me and Sunday evening about 87% of women that masturbate in the shower. She laughs and texts back, I definitely need to set up a meeting, maybe this Thursday on karaoke again.

Plans: tomorrow (Tuesday) there is a closed party for students from one section of our local uni, I am still trying to get an invitation. And Thursday, obviously, karaoke. I'll keep posting if there is something worth it. Again, if any questions, suggestions, comments - feel free to post them.

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Tuesday night there was a sausagefest, Thursday karaoke cancelled so my game had to wait until Friday. That night the rejection rate was 43%, 7 girls approached, 3 rejections, 4 girls I danced with, no numbers, two kiss-closes - I didn't want to, seriously. At the point I was kissing with them I knew the game is over, no possibility of f-close in that club. There was no opener at all, just taking them by the hand and lead to dancefloor. One of them had a brother who bought me a beer.
I recognize my biggest problem - If I drink I have way more fun but my game isn't so sophisticated I wish it would be. If I am sober I concentrate on my game, thus have better results but not as fun as it is when I drink. So yeah, I need to pre-decide what I want to do that night and stick to that.
Saturday night was a christmas meeting at the club near my home and there was this HBlonde from "Fri, 26 Nov'10, Unexpected Karaoke Party". I have had a Day 2 before with her so now I just want to have fun with my workmates but I pay some attention to her. Open bill so I got drunk and got home. And here comes...

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Sun, 19th Dec'10 - F-close, LMR conquered - Surielx, HBlonde

It's 1pm as I wake up. I wander around my apartment, at 2pm I call HBlonde I know for some time and met yesterday again. I ask "Hey, how I got home?". She replies I wasn't that drunk but I don't remember everything so I know I was drunk. At one point the conversation goes:

HBlonde: "I have to clean up all the mess, my brother and mother are at work so there is no one who will do it for me"
Surielx: "Oh, so why don't you invite me in?"
HBlonde: "Because I'm mad at you, you know?"
Surielx: "Oh, here we go again. What did I do?"
HBlonde: "You know."
Surielx: "Yeah? I don't remember"
HBlonde: "You weren't that drunk not to remember!"
Surielx: "Tell me"
HBlonde: "It's not a for the phone"
Surielx: "Ok, cya in one hour"

Let me translate:

HBlonde: "I am alone at home and want you to come"
Surielx: "So invite me"
HBlonde: "No, I want you to decide"
Surielx: "Ok, cya in one hour"

Of course I didn't do anything wrong and she wasn't mad at all. She says she caught me.
I am at her apartment at 3pm. Have a wine and chocolate bar. We got into her bed and I play it cool, we kiss, she asks "Not too fast?" so I back up, freeze her a bit and explain it's quite normal. I say "I like your boobs" and I mean that. We tease a little bit, I escalate kino in serious/childish way (pillow fight, tickling, I lay on her and say "sandwich!", all playful) and every time I do something I back up and chill. I show her I'm not that horny and I didn't come only to get laid, I'm cool all the time. I got to her PC, put a playlist from the net ("Tr3s Lunas" by Mike Oldfield) just chilling, wine drinking, laying next to each other. We kiss from time to time, once she kisses a little more passionately I start making out with her. She asks how many girls I've been with and I answer "Oh, and now I'm flaky. The moment's over". I like that kind of teasing, we kiss and then talk some more, all the time we are laying on her bed. Some freezouts later there is no LMR anymore, clothes were off, f-close. After all we still lay as before and this will be the moment I will remember for long: Me laying on the bed, bottle of wine in my right hand, 17yo body in my left hand, dark big room with hardly any furniture, a small light ray from the window, Oldfield in the air, peaceful SPAM... I could chill that way all the time. I wish I could stay at this exact moment, this exact place. It's not the lay that counts here. Seriously.

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god i fucking love this thread lol.

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great fucking thread man, keep up the work, I just favourited and moved it to the top of the list.

'She applied makeup with a shotgun ' haha, love it!

btw, can you pm me the cube method?
cheers

Thanks for the support guys, it really gives a kick when somebody notice what you are doing and compliment on that. That gives me more urge to force myself to take actions and chase the pleasure.

Ok, I've got some news.

#1. Pickup. I was with my friends yesterday and there came this girl I was with on Sunday. At first she was smiling and happy to "accidentaly" see me but we chatted for 5 mins only as I returned to my friends. Then she started to be upset and started talking to some drunk guy next to her, obviously to make me jealous. Not this way bitch! I had a good time with my friends and I didn't want to leave them. We chatted again as I go to the bathroom and she said sth like she has free time after the end of the year. I played it cool, "Ok, so have a good time" and went back to my friends. Plans for now: freeze her out, no calls, no texts. I know she will miss me, for God's sake, no girl will suck a man's dick and then never think about him anymore. I was hoping for fuckbuddies deal but I think it has to wait.

#2. Plans. I've got a promotion. God just has to love me. Salary rise + some people below me, that means I leave my beloved office and I will have some less time (if any) to write posts during my working hours as it is now. Plus, I have two books to write, one is for pleasure with no deadline and second is obligatory until March'12 so I think I have to concentrate on my duties.
But it doesn't mean I will leave pickup scene, no fucking way! I will sarge as often as now but I will post them not the very next day but maybe some time after it occurs. Next adventures coming, just be patient.

#3. Plans on pickup. Tomorrow I'm going to this famous Karaoke party I attend regularily, Saturday is an opening of the new club nearby. Tables booked, Just wait for the reports (Monday in worst case).

Merry Christmas everyone!

Surielx.

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