We were chilling at our local sports cantine after losing our soccer match with 5-4. it didn't matter much, we were better at drinking afterwards. noone could beat us at that. When one of our teammates said "there's an architecture party going on tonight at uni" I immidiately turned to one of my SPAM who was there aswell: "Didn't you say you wanted to get drunk tonight?"
"yeah, but...." she replied
"screw the but"

It was on,

After doing some careful planning and preparing for the night (aka drinking beer) at our place we decided to head out.

Architecture people aren't smart, you had to pay 7 euro to get in, while I was distracting the guy taking in the money the rest walked right in, They went to get me my beers for sneaking them in. Awesome.

I don't know how the night progressed, it's all blurry.

Here's what I remember:

Shortly after getting in I ran into some familiar people, started talking to them, flirting with the females I knew. My SPAM, HBslut (which some of you might know from my earlier FR) saw this happen, apparently she gets jealous fast and swooped me away. I was pretty drunk so I stumbled while she grabbed my arm and spilled my beer over a bunch of people. They weren't happy, and this wasn't my first beer to be spilled over people. Nothing happened, the SPAM dragged me away to the hall were we made out.

I remember a short moment in the jazz lounge of the party where I walked up to the bar. For some reason, told my other SPAM to start talking to the bartenders while I swooped in and stole the beers on the bar.
I was running giggling like a child with 4 beers in my hands, spilling beers over people laying on fatboys. "HEY, LOOK OUT WITH THAT" "it's only beer, here, have one" I started handing beers out. Which I'd later get back that night.

The golden rule of stealing beer:

never drink em yourself

It's much better to hand that shit out and make some new friends, it didn't cost you anything anyway, but others don't know that. And if they're cool people they'll return the favor (and actually pay for it)

After that the party shifted to the basement of the building, where they were playing bloody beetroots and that kind of music, it was awesome. I flirted with a girl down there, playful eye contact. I don't know exactly what happened but I ran into her when I went smoking.

We chit chatted a bit, exchange names and phone numbers. I don't know much of the conversation but at one point she tells me her friend is a DJ at the party and she's learning her how to DJ aswell. I called her out on it

"bullshit, girls aren't DJ's"
"what makes you think that"
"the ability of making sandwhiches"
"your sexist"
"If I was I'd tell you something else, like I'd be invoking your easy bake oven license" (thanks guido)
She laughed. We made out.


I went back inside and figured I had lost everyone I went with. Suddenly HBslut comes running towards me yelling 'MY EX GAVE ME COINS FOR DRINKS' I told her to get me a few. Like I wasn't drunk enough already. She returns with 11 beers. Some were handed out, some were thrown, and some actually drank.

It was getting close to closing time and we decide to head home. Idk how I got there. I do remember running across a girl. I tried to talking to her, but it didn't go well. Whateverrrrr.

We arrived home and I run across HBslut in the hall (she got home earlier, I had to fucking walk). I started pushing her towards my room.

"not tonight"



The end.

I am a new PUA, but here is my take. Perhaps you were too goofy. Humor is good, and so is childlike regression. But too much of it becomes goofy which is a turn off.

Also it sounds like you were too cold to HB slut. Yes you had the power, but maybe you had too much. It seems like you didn't put in enough time with her. No one wants to be the girl you settle for at the end of the night. Remember, every girl wants to believe that you could have had any girl at the party, but that SHE was the one you picked. The fact that you did not leave with her may have made think that you were not into her. Obviously its difficult with an HB, its a fine line, but you have to walk that line between giving them your attention and acting like you don't give a shit.

I would have interacted with her more during the party. Worked some nearby sets, perhaps brought her into a few. DHV, make everyone think you are awesome, funny, etc. Perhaps brought the girl who you made out with back to meet HBslut to create jealousy. But drop her for HBslut once you had her number.

Anyhow, my two cents.

Or she was tired?


This girl isn't a problem, we've already slept together and still do on occasion.


Thanks for the reply anyway