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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:39 pm 
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Wow, awesome thread! Keep them coming bro!

For all of you who complain about canned material, remember, everything you say, everything you come up with has already been said before ;)

I don't really try to memorize all this stuff, just read it over and over again and try to remember the ideas, when the time comes I just come up with something on my own, situational but based on the ideas from canned material.

Also it's good to hear field reports on all this, I probably wouldn't dare to try some of this stuff before, but now when I hear success stories things may change.

I like the Kasey routines and I hope to try them out soon. The way I see it is if she closes her eyes she knows what's going to happen so rejection is not very likely.

Now I just need to work on my openings and I'll be golden!


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what to say when shes asks 'Can i get a slushy?"

You: pause..."NO"


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one ive been thinking of but haven't tried yet. let me know what you think.

her- ive got a boyfriend
you- well id better make tonight worth it then

im new to this but i think it could work with some tweaking/ the right delivery.


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Really... Whats your name? Jessica... Is that turkish or something?

Because that sounds, very turkish


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"I'm not sure if you're really cool or really weird"

This is great push/pull


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I went christmas shopping with a college freshgirl, you know the type. She was pretty cute, and I built a lot of trust, and comfort with her. Before going, and we went to guess where? Walmart.

So, I went to the video game section. "Pick the nerdest looking game out here!" I said, pointing towards the video games, she picked up Dragon Age Orgins, I was leaning back against the wall, waiting for her to bring me the video game,

Dragon Age Orgins.

So, she handed to me, and I wrapped a arm around her and I read the back of the video game to her, I made it sound really nerdy.. and well.. I made eye contact, at the close distance, I soul gazed and well..

kiss close. In the Walmart Video Game Section with..

Dragon Age Orgins in my hands.

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Got this one from Johnny Bravo.

Girl: I have a boyfriend!
Guy: Well, you look like the kind of girl who could use two.
Ps! Not field tested.


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For direct approaches, a la Mode One

If she has a boyfriend...

"that's cool, I respect the sanctity of that. If he ever stops doing what he's meant to do then give me a call!" "infact, take my number. The very moment you split up I want to hear from you".

Credit to Sasha for this one, but I've gotta add that I heard this a fortnight ago and it just started to pay off yesterday ;-)
Doesn't that sound kinda needy though?
No, it doesnt...

and to be honest I take Sinn's side on this... If you fuck the girl then so what???


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These techniques are pure gold! I could use more kino escalation techniques. Anyone know some that are not stated here? Maybe even some I can use at work (I work at a 24 hour fitness). Thx guys!


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I just thought of one:

HB - I have a boyfriend
YOU - Wow, you're doing charity work! good for you! (Said with a big smile) :D


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I know a few bad ones :twisted: : if you have a conversation going, give her a compliment on her necklace for instance.. then say :i have just one like that, i'll put on for my shows.., then she would react with: what kind of show? then you'll say iam a drag queen.. she looked schocked /or laughing her ass off.. then you'll say come back to my place you could see me in my new outfit(smiling off course)8).

or when she is wearing a low cut dress, glance(not stare!) at the boys when she knows your looking, and say insulted: do you think im made out of wood(stone) ,when you keep walking around like that ,im going to look like pinocchio (then wink)

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Another Bad one from me..,This one actually made me feel bad :oops:, Walking up to a girl with Crutches, then say is that a Brand new Model..She'll look confused,then make eye contact ,put on a Smile and say if your done feeling sorry for yourself..Mind if i take them out for a quick spin?? (pointing at her Crutches) then tell her you where joking, ask her what is wrong with her leg, make conversation about the party/ club..., Say you would have liked to dance with her.. But if she would gave her number you can go out dancing another time ( if waiting takes too long:roll:)see a movie or something

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This is a Ice Breaker for Bitchy Girls , it is from a Dutch commericial ...if she tries to tell you off, react to her: what's up with that, I'm a decent guy trying to make conversation..If you think your life is bad,try picturing your self married to a 60 years older Playboy ,wearing a Bathrobe all day long ,searching his house for viagra 8) Tribute to the master Playboy :)

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For direct approaches, a la Mode One

If she has a boyfriend...

"that's cool, I respect the sanctity of that. If he ever stops doing what he's meant to do then give me a call!" "infact, take my number. The very moment you split up I want to hear from you".

Credit to Sasha for this one, but I've gotta add that I heard this a fortnight ago and it just started to pay off yesterday ;-)
Doesn't that sound kinda needy though?
No, it doesnt...

and to be honest I take Sinn's side on this... If you fuck the girl then so what???



Yes it does, in my opinion it sounds very needy. An alpha male wouldn't care if she has a boyfriend or not. The chances of this girl actually calling you when she splits, or at all in general after this, are almost 0. When it comes to boyfriends, I mostly do a bf disarm, and try my luck with escalation. If they dont like it, then I blow them off and find someone better.

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Got this one from Johnny Bravo.

Girl: I have a boyfriend!
Guy: Well, you look like the kind of girl who could use two.
Ps! Not field tested.

I like this one though, it made me laugh, doubt it would actually work, but its worth a shot, bonus points if you use the JB accent, "hey baby." hahahaha[/quote]

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"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" – You

tried this one twice today. both girls ended up actually being turkish! wtf!!!!!!!!!!! hahah first one i was so shocked i didnt say anything. second one i said, o yah forgot to tell you im a psychic, move to esp routine and n-closed. lol cant believe that happened. 0-2!!!!!


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