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so i was on the PUA chat last night and got some advice by some of the guys on there for this hb8 ive never met in one of my lectures.. no i have not been perving for 3yrs, we have a mixed lecture and shes from the business school. anyway, thanks for the help guys.. no offence but when i got in there i totally spaced on all the advice. heres how it went:
Made sure I was looking good but in a careless sort of way.. nice clothes, smelt good but didnt spend hours infront of the mirror fixing hair strands, neutral breath [ive found minty breath is trying too hard].
I made sure I went into the lecture on my own, so i went a different way [not out of choice..just happened to be there] and i walked in through the front with a couple minutes spare..I actually enjoyed the approach *mentally thinking 'yeaaaaah playing cricket [english sport for americans] in front of loads of people* even tho there was only like 50 people in there.
Ok soo i walked in with a grin on my face [real happiness - had a huge crswrk hand in] and i knew where the girls sat right at the front and walked straight up to them as possible - angle of the door meant it wasnt creepy. I walked just past the 3set, smiling at each in turn, then turned around :
scrubs: hey, mind if i sit with you guys today??
girls: *looking confused* umm
scrubs: yeah, if your nice ill even make this lecture fun
hb6: umm sure.. i guess
scrubs: sweet, umm i guess ill sit next to the really hot one [looking at hb9 on the right, but pointing at hb8 on the left]
soo i walked to the end and into the aisle towards hb9 and as i got to her did the brad pitt crotch or ass question with a thrust only by request thrown in and made her giggle.. walked past hb6 too [gave them both ass -wearing well fitting jeans]
so i made hb8 move up to sit between hb6 and 8.
to begin with smiled at the target and twisted around so my back was to her and started chatting to hb6 just being cocky and telling her how lucky she was i was sat with her.. some of it didnt go down well but give a shit she was still occasionally laughing.
turned around to target and said do you wanna play a game? intrigued she said yes..[by this time lecturer started speaking - its not the most formal lecture so u can get away with some chat] so i just ran this 5questions routine i saw style do on youtube and won a drink from her tonight. then turned back and started listening to the lecture, occasionally smiling at hb6, even winked at hb9 which mustve looked dire because i cant wink [close both eyes really spastically] but i think she got the message. occasionally as the lecture went on i kept brushing hb8 occasional arm..occasional leg [still not brave enough to try gamblers [?] accidental boob brush though] and making sure she was laughing, plus made sure hb6 was enjoying it too by talking to her more.
so i was getting all the IOI's or compliance [thanks chief] i needed, so decided to up the kino and just put my leg next to her to see if she'd care.. nothing so kept it there and started gently pushing her knee away so she'd swing it back..made her laugh some more and got me more compliance soo all good. NOTE : still made sure i was listening to the lecturer the most and also keeping hb6 happy.
towards the end, i was holding hb8's hand [simply whispered in her ear to do it] and only really talking to her - not even listening to the lecture - so we were doing the whole story of your life thing.. blah blah blah business student blah blah design student. all PUA's must know and idolise Barney stinson - a few days ago i was watching how i met your mother episode - ted mosby : architect - and i remember ted saying 'architect - soul of an artist, hands of a god' [watch episode to see why its barney saying it] and my course is product design so its like phones and bullshit. so i tried that line:oops: ... and she laughed [not the good kind] .. loud enough to interupt the lecture.. so the embarassment for saying that line transferred from me to her for interupting the lecture.. who cares right? she laughed and didnt tell me i was a douche for saying it. more fluff afterwards
when the lecture finishes we all stand up and shes like well i gotta get to another lecture and im like are you coming out tonight? yes she was. so i said look you owe me a drink from before so gimme your number and i'll text u wen im in the union. so yeah n-closed her.. wouldve liked a k-close but i dont think shes the type to do that in front of friends especially in a lecture theatre.
so ladies and gentlemen.. i apologise for the essay but thats my first proper field report - the one before doesnt count it was more accidental drunk hook ups.
so yeah.. in a few hours im heading out to have some fun. i duno if im gunna call this girl though, im meeting another girl and seeing if that goes anywhere.
wish me luck, thanks for reading
umz
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