#closed eventually...

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Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

just used this on plentyoffish for the first time after using it loads on myspace

got this message

" Sorry to say .. I've heard that chat up line four times lol "

was she just cold? or is it cuz i already knew her since 9th grade and haven't seen her in 2 years?

Me: November 8 at 3:29pm
melanie dude whats up

her November 8 at 3:30pm Report
getting ready to deploy
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Me: November 8 at 3:31pm
oh shit where too

her: November 8 at 3:31pm Report
Afghan
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ME: November 8 at 3:33pm
dam mothafuka u bad!!! its been a long time since i've heard from u

HEr November 8 at 3:34pm Report
Lol...yeah wat u been up to
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Me: November 8 at 3:37pm
bikes, racing, usual things for a guy my age, u know from looking at your pix I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

btw You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup lol

her November 8 at 3:40pm Report
U stupid:)
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Me: November 8 at 3:43pm
and we divorced because of name calling and your fling with the pool boy, Bob remember? LMAO

HEr: November 8 at 3:43pm Report
Lol...I do not recall:)
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ME November 8 at 3:45pm
well As far as Bob tells it, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
You know this doesn't have to be a bad memory. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you? lol

her November 8 at 3:47pm Report
Oh wow u crack me up
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me November 8 at 3:48pm
gee... we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together. you forget things and i remind u of them lol

her November 8 at 3:49pm Report
U r nuts
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Me November 8 at 3:53pm
gee Well thanks for the honesty. don't be so quick to judge
so other than afghan anything fun happening in your life? Causing any trouble?

her November 8 at 3:54pm Report
Ur crazy...not much
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Me: November 8 at 3:57pm
wow well more in depth i been doing lots things i wasn't sure i could tell u like u know riding, stunting, hiking and even watching Sex and the City ALL DAY!


Ok, I made that last part up. lol

You are sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex, fight, sex, fight and so on.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!

her: November 8 at 3:59pm Report
Ooh no...no no WOAH!!!!
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Me: November 8 at 4:01pm
Well I suppose you're right. It was worth the effort but I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Bobs number. lol

Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!

Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!

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"I'm not here to pleasure myself but to give this girls the best times of their lives is my only motivation" ----bikermello

btw add me on facebook i could use the friends to DHV
Lonewolf_Melo@yahoo.com

I've sent the first message and got this reply:

Oh, you are such a joker .
How many of these messages do you send per one day?

This is obvious sheet test, what should I reply?

sent: 29
replies: 3 instant!
numbers: coming!

will update this with progress.




Can someone give me tips for replies like 'what?' etc?

I got: "I'm so confused...hahaha" reply from HB9.5. I'm not sure if I should keep playing along or just switch to another convo.

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Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

lol you have tried it? do you play online games? cs1.6?

Yeah don't try this crap on people you know on Facebook. Fuck routines.

This is my wife's friend, going through a seperation and I know she is interested, already partying some and making up for lost time. Want her badly myself but being my wife's friend, obviously not gonna happen. She is a stewardess, so she flies all over the place. Good luck...

www.facebook.com/raquel.davis73

i got a simple reply yet i dont know how to answer:

uhmmm im confused

thats all she said back, so how should i get her on the same page or should i scrap the whole idea and start talking about something else

haha I saw this used in my ex gf's myspace box It didn't get her hooked but I added the guy just to see his profile haha. I think this one's getting a little popular

hitting on a girl before she deploys isnt the best idea shes got alot on her plate and prbly wont be to receptive to well anything shes much more woried about talking to family and all the bs she has going on at work

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Heres to our children, may their fathers be rich and their mother be beautiful

Right in the middle of playing this out with the one person i tried it on and she automatically made it sexual

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Heres to our children, may their fathers be rich and their mother be beautiful

1st page looked good, but after 19 pages on here, no way in hell. Looks like it was good while it lasted.............any NEW ones?

i tried this it was useless at least that's what i experience when i tried this on my friends from a fake profile