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Okay, so this is where the boys are separated from the men. Any college faggot can meet girls at a party.....But only a college man can go to a bar, see a chick he wants and has never met, and seduce her. But before we can seduce this young maiden and lure her back to our car....we must first


OPEN!!!



Now there is about 100,000 ways to open. Whether your being low energy, high energy, or speaking in sigh language, there is a group of things you MUST avoid being for a successful opener.


Things to avoid



A) Creepy- What is creepy? There are many ways to come off creepy and they are not all the same.

Ways of being a creep a leep


-Way to much sexual intent while being boring or low energy. This is that guy that girls talk about and you joke about at the bar. The guy who is simply creeping, its jersey shore without the cameras and the huge biceps. Being to sexual without energy is very creepy.


-Being way to nervous. Have you ever been around that guy who just wreaked of uncomfortable awkwardness. Just focus on being chill and comfortable in yourself


-Not smiling, this really relates to the above.Walk up to someone and tell them to go fuck a goat without a smile and see what happens. Then walk up to another innocent bystander and say the same thing, BUT this time with a smile. 9/10 times they will laugh. *I do not endorse doing this*


-Hovering around a girl....especially if shes made eye contact with you. Once shes made eye contact, you need to either approach or piss off. Shes noticed you and every second you hover increase the awkward ratio of the opener by 10% (mathematically proven


-Uncalibrated purposeless touching. If your not touching the girl with purpose, then its creepy. If you wait to long to touch her, that first touch is gonna be creepy.


(Purposeful touching- Claw around shoulder to bring closer, thumb war to hand holding, spinning, hugging, anything that is non hesistant

Non purposeful creepy touching- lightly touching her arm for a second when talking to her, putting your arm half way around her but not really touching her, putting your hand on her shoulder. Any kind of touch that is hesitant)


B) Taking value. This is imperative. If the girl feels at all that your taking away from her night or killing her energy (girls are energy succubusses) she will find away to evacuate quickly.


C)SPAM your power- Approval seeking tonality makes you sound like a faggot. Asking if you can do something for her or catering to her without her earning it makes you look like a faggot. High energy, low energy, or fart energy, the girl needs to feel like she has no control over you. When you open, she needs to get the impression that she is almost expected to respond positively, not that your hoping for her to be receptive.


Okay so now you know some thing you want to avoid doing. You see miss pretty thang. There are many different types of openers and very different ways to to them.






Opinion opener

Pretty common, an amazing way to do these is if the girl is already next to you. Walking across the bar to a specific girl and asking her WHO LIES MORE GUYS OR GIRLS, looks really stupid.


Heres how one of these should go down


*you, talking with friend at bar. Hot girl behind your back*

You: Dude thats not true *turn around, poke girl* Do you think drunk I love yous count?

Her: BLAH BLAH I HAVE PERIOD BLOOD ON MY DRESS

You: Haha oh thats funny but *claw around shoulder* blah blah my dick is hard


How NOT TO DO A OPINION OPENER


You: * Walk across bar, break through a social group of people, ,manage to squeeze up in front of girl* Hi, do drunk i love yous count

Her: umm i dono, why

Its just weird. See in one opener your bringing a girl into your world at the bar, the other your trying ninja into hers. Yes the 2nd can sometimes work, but its not the best way to do it.


Opening a girl in a group


If a girl is in a group, sometimes you dont have to address the group. This is usually true if shes on the outskirts or looking around the bar for something fun. AKA looks bored.....

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