| Hi everyone
Sorry for not posting about my 3rd and 4th days on this 3 month challenge. I've been really busy and a little embarrassed, so didn't post. Mainly through being too busy.
Day 3: It was a beautifully sunny day and I was feeling a little rubbish after masturbating yesterday. I was determined to not do anything sexual for 3 months, so that sort of annoyed me, failing on day 2!!!
I decided to just be in public all day, I may be surrounded with sexy women, but you can't be physically sexual on the highstreet.
Shopping was my route out of the sexual direction and it worked! It was annoying though as it's a damn expensive way to stay celibate!
Later on I went to see some mates in Leeds. During the evening I remembered a friend that had recently got married and moved up there. Gave her a quick call and popped round.
She was looking good. I thought she might have been pregnant because her fits were huge! I couldn't help but to keep glancing at them as I tried to explain my celibacy challenge. We chat for a while and before I know it she's on her knees in front of me (I'm still just sat on the sofa but some how with my trousers around my ankles) and she's going down on me.
That woman has a great Tongue and I don't know what she does, but she does it well! She's going down on me for about 15 minutes and in my turned in state I just want to make her scream like a whore. I know she's trying for a baby and I don't want to be on any Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle show, so I got her to lay back and just played with her clit while playing with myself.
To make it short, she screamed and swallowed.
10 minutes later, a knock at the door. Her husband was home early from work. Thank goodness I'd got my trousers back on and she's stopped screaming!!! He didn't realise and believed the whole truth that I told him. About being in Leeds, his wife being an old friend, how I'd heard so much about him (mostly about how he was crap in bed though, but I failed to mention that). I may have failed to also mention the part about his wife begging me to take her hard like I used to, screaming and moaning like a whore, oh and the part about her swallowing my load. But he seemed to like me so it's all good.
This is the embarrassing part, on the way back it was late, no cars on the road, I decided to see how fast I could get my car to go. I managed....a little too fast! My car slowed right down and started spewing billows of white smoke!!! I'd blown my turbo. That's an expensive thing to sort out! Damn karma!!!
Day 3 = Fail!
Day 4: Success!
After fighting an unbearable urge to chat up every woman that was an 8+ I have managed my 2nd successful day of celibacy.
Going to church twice in 1 day and having a 4 hour bjj seminar may also have helped haha. I was either having coffee with my parents, fighting, driving, or praying. There was no time to be naughty. Similar to my first half of day 3, too busy to do anything. _________________ Day I don't quite know, of Celibacy Challenge
This truly sucks!!!
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