So I was texting with this HB I met online, we havent met in person yet. I used a couple things I learned here, and it worked nice. Just reporting, and please let me know how I did.
I'm wondering if I should've said anything about making it up to her as she mentioned at 11:56PM.
HB 10:23 PM
... How is the studying going??
Me:
... studying sucks
How is it going on for you?
HB 10:35 PM
I'm seriously lagging in the studying department. You need to become my study buddy.... Right now, We are watcing... It is fantastic. Really funny. I am going to ... this weekend. See, I need someone to motivate me to study....
Me:
Is that what you want me for? A study partner?
I'm sorry I Dont think id want to do that. thats what I used to do in high school to go out with girls
HB 10:50 PM
Haha well I guess those skills worked in high school and they probably work now! :0) what are you looking for now then? Hehe
Me:
Are you trying to tell me you're a high school student? lol what else do I need to know? That you're a girl with a pennis?
I have a fair idea what im looking for. Why Dont I tell you about it in person?
HB 11:25 PM
U need to know I'm a pretty sexy nerd.... Ur schedule doesn't work with mine :0(
Then she sent me a picture of a volleyball. and said check out what my friend got for a sunny day.
I took it she was pointing to her boobs, as she's got a quality chest... so
Me:
Oh sexy nerd I like I like. You're the one going away on weekend. Haha that pic made me lmao. Way above my expectations. Real deal or fake?
HB 11:50 PM
It's real. I grew up in XX, we all played volleyball growing up and since I am going to have more free time soon, my friend thought it would be fun to start playing again. Plus I dislocated my knee cap a month ago, so it is something to work towards....:0) and yes, sexy nerds are good!
At this point, I was like did she notice I was talking about her boobs or not.... but didn't want to get more into details, so I switched.
Me:
Seems like you're challenging me to a game. I gotta warn you I could be quite competitive
HB 11:56 PM
You would kick my butt. But u would probably make it up to me. I'm really bad now... It's quite funny to watch.
Me:
Oh so you're into spanking! Well shouldnt you be the one to make it up to me in return?
Me:
Dont worry I always loose to cute nerds
HB 12:03 AM
Hey, u beat me and I owe you? How bad! I don't mind losing when I know I get something to cheer me up later.
Me:
Didnt god say when hit you should just turn to the other cheek?
HB 12:10 AM
I guess you have a point. Ok well I better win then! I wish ...
CHAT
hehe, so let's get the making up on, let's have a few cocktails!" Nice, direct, she can see you have a sense of humour.