| Me and this girl have been in a relationship for about 4 months now and it's still on fire. It's still like the day we first met! We only settled just a tiny tiny tiny bit but we are still throwing shit tests at one another, freezing each other out, trying to get each other jealous, etc. But we really like each other, it's like one of those aggressive Mr. & Mrs. Smith relationships.
I hope this all settles down soon. A few days ago she wrote my name on her nails and dropped the nail polish in her bed so now she has a huge purple stain on her mattress to remind me of her. We fight more than we get along but every time I freeze her out, she's always like, "I miss you!" And then we make out like maniacs and damn...I don't know.
Now she put up as her status on facebook, "Don't fucking come back -___-" because I freezed her out many times and didn't come back until 2-7 days later. I put my status as, "I come back every time, like a knight in shining armor."
She calls me a liar for many things, I call her a liar for saying she cried for me one night and all...but we are 100% real, we just talk too much shit.
She told me to day, "Go suck my dick." I told her, "No, fuck you." She said, "Okay" Then I said, "I'm a gentleman, I take the fuck you back, but you're not a lady either."
When I put a different girl's name on my status, she texts me asap and says, "Jennifer? Whose Jennifer? I see." And then she does the same to me.
We literally hit each other before making out once and got bruises. I was getting close to her and she shoved me back and slapped me. I went back in and squeezed her wrists and held her arms against the wall, she was like "ow!" And then we bonked heads trying to make out and we were biting each others' tongues. This is like an asylum relationship, how can I settle it once and for all?
I put porn all over her facebook wall, she blocked me. Then later she unblocked me and called me all sorts of names on my facebook wall so I blocked her and then unblocked her later and then spammed her whole facebook.
We always give each other witty comebacks. She's like "I hate you, I'll find someone else." I tell her, "Whatever fits your tits." She says, "Lol, not you."
She tends to talk about dicks and says it's a "disorder". I'm like, "Christ, you're so obsessed with seeing dicks all over the place." She says, "You're one of them." And I tell her, "I might be a dick, that's why I get inside so many girls." She's like, "Ugh."
We tend to fade out for like 1-2 days and then the whole thing bursts up in flames yet again.
When I try to be nice to her, she treats me like shit. When she tries to be nice to me, I treat her like shit.
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