Is that an invitation? Slow down, we're still talking, we can discuss who sleeps where later...

ST: [After asking a question about the area/club/etc.] You don't even know where you are? You should know where you are..

That's a good response, but I would have left it at "Is that an invitation?" and did a serious, yet relaxed stare-down with her.
I probably wouldn't even respond to this aside from giving her a weird look.

ST: "Your shoes are filthy!"

Thank you! You should see my other pair!

ST: You're a geek!

you should meet my friends they started a dance called geeking (which they did, theres a song called show me how to geek!)

ST: is this your pick up line?
i got this off a stripper last night lol

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Three Types of Players:
1) Those who doesn't know whats happening
2) Those who watch what happens
3) Those who make it happen

ST: Eww, why don't you go bother someone else

Well i thought youd be an interesting person to talk to, but so far youve let me down (C&F)

ST: [After a DHV Story/Routine] Did that really happen or is it bullshit?

Well, I honestly don't care if you believe it or not.

ST: Aww, are you here all by yourself? That's sad!

Answer: You must be blind. *walk away, game another girl in front of her, come back with the new girl and introduce the shittest giver as your cute little sister to the new girl*

ST: I got the feeling that everything you talk about is sex (when I first tried to practice SNL LOL)

ST: I got the feeling that everything you talk about is sex (when I first tried to practice SNL LOL)

PUA: Please...we are talking for 5 minutes, and u already talking about sex? how desperate are you ?

ST: Do you remember my name?

Not really, but i know it has an ... *pause* ... A, E, I, O or U in it.. *cheeky smile*

ST: Im not looking to get involved with a guy in any way right now

"I'm not looking to get involved with a guy in any way either. Of course, that presupposes that was the reason I came over here to talk to you."

Is what would genuinely say off top of head. Point of the excercise right.

"Sorry I'm a lesbian."

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I don't know who he is, or where he is, and it doesn't matter. The only thing he gave me were his eyes.

A1: We've been talking for 5 minutes and you're already telling me about all your problems?

A2: That doesn't impress me, I once saw a transvestite that was a gay guy AND a lesbian at the same time.

True-Story-ST: Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and say I want to stop dressing like this and be cool?

[NOTE: This is from an interview with Mark Rein by a female interviewer called Ellie Gibson. Almost every single question she asked him was a shit test. Mark pretty much failed every one. Instructive, see what happens when you can't answer shit tests: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/epics ... -interview (Mark is vice president of Epic Games, they made Unreal and Gears of War.) ]

Shit Test: Your such a tool!

xenon - I dont really know sorry. Could make it vulgar and say something like "thats not all i am" pretty shit i know.

i have one and do need a touch of help on - fairly urgently.

A girl sticks her tongue out at me.

ME - I say to her "dont stick your tongue out cos someone may nab it"

HER - "Nah, im too quick"

ME - "Not for everyone"

HER - "Is that a challenge or somethin"


What do I say after that?

"HER - "Is that a challenge or somethin"

ME - No, for you is actually a clear defeat

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"Shit Test: Your such a tool!"

Here is what you do: Pull out a pen and paper and start pretending you're writing. As you're doing that, say this:

ME: Note to self: don't date this girl.

Then put the paper in your pocket, smiling at her with a C & F feeling you can even start turning away. If that was a real shit test, she will go after you

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PUA: You know 93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing?
HB: No i didn't
PUA: You know what they sing about?
HB: No
PUA: Well, then i guess you're part of the other 93%... you naughty girl