yeah I think its game over with her lol next please!

Wow...so far 2 for 2 on this approach. I'm brand new to the PUA stuff, but so far it is GOLD!

This first one took me about 30 minutes from first message to getting her number! Boom!

ME:
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,

****
p.s. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our pre-nup.

Her:
But I don't want a divorce!!

Me:
I didn't want a divorce either, but after your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, what choice did I have?

Her:
Its only because I saw u with the nanny and was feeling insecure. Pablo lured me with his espanol...I'm sorry, its all his fault.

ME:
Ahh...Blaming someone else?? I understand, after all, my fling with your brides-maid before the wedding was your fault because you were taking too long to get ready!

Let's not get too bitter though, remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?

HER:
Yes all those great memories you will be leaving me with. But my bridesmaid really?? She's a midget..oh sorry "little person"..I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. I am at a loss for words--i think ur making a huge mistake divorcing me.

ME:
Well I suppose you're right. Waking up next to your beautiful face was a great start to each day!
It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol
Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!
What do ya say Cuddle Bunny?

HER:
I haven't spoken to pablo since our fling...I missed you too much. This is the happiest I have been in months! Here's my # again *******. I can't wait to restart this with u your cuddle bunny is back!


Any critiques? I'm sure there are some, but I did get the number in 30 minutes!

brint0075 - "Any critiques?"

You copied it almost word for word, and she gave you her number...I don't think there's a guy on here that would scoff at that. That being said, in the future, you're going to have girls write back things like "I don't know you" or "You're real smooth aren't you?" after asking for her number. You'll have to be ready to write your own stuff to respond to that. Build some comfort and then ask again.

I got 3 instant responses unfortunately all of them have gotten the same sort of message before lol. I only managed to save one conversation after the fail message , she said she gets a similar at least once a week.

How should I reply?

Me:

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Omar

ps. You can keep the mansion in Cali but, I am going to need our world famous nightclub in Vegas, and in Paris according to our prenup


Her:
HAHAHAHA well thanks but i think you are giving me way too much credit here.



I was thinking of saying "Really? Well if you dont want that mansion i'll keep it!" or something along those lines. Any suggestions? Thanks!

I sent this out to 4 girls no response from 2 as they haven't been online since I sent it, the other 2 were online at the time, one completely ignored it the other sent me a response saying

Aww you made me turn into a rotflcopter -blushes-

I responded with

Wow thats fun imagery, you rolling on the floor spinning in circles like some break dancer.

Why would you sleep with or pool boy Pablo anyway, The man only had one testicle for god sake. I suppose that explains why the pool was never clean tho

was wondering how this would work with someone in your close 'social circle'.. Lets say a chick that you dont see often, but she goes out with peeps you interact with daily..

Im not sure how well this will work in the close social circle that you discribe. I have yet to try it on anyone I know. I will say that it may come off alot better if there is previous knowledge of your type of humor and they would also be more willing to play along with the game aswell, possibly even in person when you see eachother again (almost like an inside joke, just between the two of you) I am not certain yet. Im planning on trying it on a hb4 that I know just for sh!ts and giggles and to test it out befor i attempt anything with any other HBs that are HV.

If you try it on any of the HB's in your social circle, post the results I would be interested to compare notes.

might as well try it on some HB4s as well, before trying it on other HBs. Also there's already some 'momentum' with this HB.. Been teasing and neggin slightly on a wall post just to get things started

will post back soon with results..

edit: might as well give it a shot to the HB directly..she replied on her wall qualifying her self, and pretending to be angry in a playful way.. might be a good opportunity to turn it into the divorce opener

Well I ran it on the HB4 thats on my facebook and has some report with me thus far... This is the result.

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Ash

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

LOL, Um Ok!

keep in mind its only because of you sleeping with the pool boy pablo. otherwise we may still be happily married lol

LMAO!

After this I decided to neg

That would be the second reason, you never took anything seriously it was all just a joke ... dont get me wrong I enjoyed the fact you didn't get too angry ever but its very hard to have an argument with someone who just laughs at what your saying. plus the fact that with no real argument theres no pationate make up sex. lol

there has been no response yet but when I get one ill put it up.... Im guessing if anything its going to be a laugh.

Tried it on one girl so far and it worked fairly well =]

ME:
So i thought id let you know that ive officially married and divorced you in my mind. Our pretend memories will always hold a special imaginary place in my heart.
Love,
Your ex-hubby

HER:
Woahh! Why wasn't I invited to my own wedding?!

ME:
You were there, it took place in my mind remember? but we divorced soon after because of your affair with the poolboy Felipe

HER:
Ohh yea! The sexy tan one with the 20 pack

ME:
Woah, he only had an 8 pack. but its ok cause I had a bit of a fling with your bridesmaid the night before the wedding =] this doesnt have to get bitter though, remember all the pillow fights that lead to the great sex and the romantic dinners i used to make you?

HER:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! No way!! The memories dont even matter anymore after you had sex with my bridesmaid!!

ME:
Haha you had a fling with Felipe!!!!! i personally think that makes us even, and i had my fling before we made our vows =]

HER:
Well wives are allowed to have a fling after theyre married! Husbands arent, so your to blame!

ME:
Not trueee!! husbands are usually hornier than wives anyway so we should get the fling privileges!

HER:
Even so, theres no way you couldve found out about Juan also!!

ME:
I have people on the inside, i know more than u think =] i think we should makeup though, i mean we made a great couple before the affairs, did u ever consider giving it another shot?

HER:
Not a chance! Not after you had a fling with Shaniqua!

ME:
Im sorry i have a thing for black girls just like you have a thing for spanish guys so dont blame me, if anything i should be mad at u cause i only had one fling, u had two

HER:
Yea ive realized your love for black girls! Ive seen you checking out that old black lady outside class the other day

ME:
Haha i was hoping you wouldnt notice =P im just attracted to cute butts, thats why i married u =] lol

HER:
I noticed! Oh great I have a black girl ass... no wonder why i landed the spanish lovers. lol

ME:
Lol i cant help myself! just like you cant help yourself around jacked spanish guys idk if we can get back together though, i have a feeling well end up having too many fights and then crazy makeup sex and itll be a never ending cycle, idk if i can deal with that amount of sex and extreme emotion lol

HER:
Hahahaha we would also have to start getting creative with where the sex would be

ME:
Haha I personally think some crazy makeup sex in the kitchen would be pretty hot

HER:
Actually yeah most likely. My phone is about to die ugh. I hate this droid!

ME:
Haha charge it genius, and i say we try that after our first fight =]


Havent gotten a text back yet but Ill see her in class on tuesday so we'll see how it goes =]

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nicely played, I hope to have more results soon... im thinking of starting to try craigslist so im not using all the HBs on pof, okc, and pof's sister site

Ahaha, it's working well for me. After i told her it was because of Pablo this is what she said.

"maybe you shouldnt have spent so much time at our malibu house without me."

Any good ideas what to reply with?

Im still a newb when it come to PUA.

Ive had a go at this tho its seems to have more of an effect on IM as ive managed to get to Q7 (hey im still new!)

What it does do is test a girls sense of humour and easy goingness.

on IM it does test your own quickness as you dont want to appear stalling as i did on my first attempt.

But gonna keep trying it. its got legs.

ME: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

LolHi

ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

HER: Weirdo

ME: The marriage ended because of all the name calling and because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

HER: you either got the wrong person or youre trippin balls buddy

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A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

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A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.