I flew today and practiced my airport sarging. I got to my gate and scanned all the woman who were flying on my plane. Picked out the hottest one and situationally opened her. Walked in behind her onto the plane. She sits down in 1F and I sit down in 6D. Since this was within talking distance, I continued to chat her up.

All of a sudden, I noticed the plane wasn't very full at all and it seemed like no one else was going to board. I was sitting alone in my row. She was having to sit with two other people in her row. I told her in an exciting, empowering way that she should come and sit by me. She did! The whole time we talked with IOI's. I don't have any kino routines memorized yet and I wanted to touch her. I had to make the bold moves of touching her for no reason. All of a sudden, I went for the gusto and held her hand. It worked. Next, I focused on the k-close. We were talking about music and she mentioned Katy Perry. I remembered the only Katy Perry song that I knew - "I kissed a girl." The lyrics in the song go, "I kissed a girl and I liked it; the taste of her cherry chapstic; I kissed a girl just to try it; Hope my boyfriend don't mind it."

Later on, she pulls out her chapstick and puts some on because in Phoenix the air was real dry. Chapstick and lotion is usually a must. I had my chapstick in my pocket. I always buy the cherry chapstick. My new routine instantly came into my head. This is what I said:

Me: Remember that Katy Perry song, I kissed a girl?

Her: Yes

Me: I started singing the lyrics (see above). I changed the word girl to boy though.

Me: You know what?

Her: What?

Me: I think a good facebook status post for you would be to write, "I kissed a boy and I liked it; the taste of his cherry chapstick."

Her: Why?

Me: Because it looked like you wanted to kiss me and I just put on cherry chapstick. If anyone asks about your post, you can just say you like those song lyrics and not have to say that you actually did that."

** I lean over

Her: I'm not going to kiss you. You're a stranger that I just happen to be sitting by on an airplane at 6:30 in the morning.

**** I haggle back and forth with a bunch of natural game trying to change her mind but I couldn't pull it off. Got a number close.

What do you guys think of my new impromptu routine?

obviously didn't work.
might work though. work more on the comfort building...
the routine is very straight forward and if you pull it off you would probably pull of just leaning in and kissing her without saying a thing...

the N-Close was a waste of time sense.. you DLV'ed at the end. she would not see you again probably.

but.. BRAVO on the ambition!

We need more guys like you!

Good luck.

Mike.

Thanks for the input Michael. I didn't really care much about what happened. Won't call her anyway (lives in a different city and not hot enough anyway). I just wanted to pop my new routine out on the board and get some input. Girl had a huge bitch shield the whole time so I wouldn't say my routine sux just because it didn't work for me. She was very conservative and very hard to hit on. Some field testing with a sample population of different girls might prove to show the routine beneficial.

I only included the other stuff in my post besides the routine because I see alot of people on this board ask about airport sarging and say how hard it is. It's easy as shit. LOLz...

... and christ, it was a 6:15 AM flight. What girl is going to get all giddy and gaga over a new boy, make out with him, when she's crabby, tired, has no make-up on and she knows her breath reeks like coffee?

Don't get me wrong Michael, I always appreciate making myself better! Thanks bro.

I had the WEIRDEST thing happen to me once on a plane!!
I met this really hot HB10 on a plane. like yours, mine was also sitting alone (later it would be clear why)

not only she sat alone, but her whole row was empty and we had a full plane.
I go and sit next to her. we start talking and flirting.. everything is going great..
it is time to close. I didn't go for a kiss close on the plane since i felt it would be too public.. (maybe that is where your routine went wrong).

anyways.. this is like the most amazing girl i sarged up to that day, and everything is going perfectly. I try to number close.. and its about the time the plane lands.. so i said.. listen, it would be a bad idea to turn on our phones now.. we will all crash in flames..
and the flight crew was getting ready to land.. so I could not ask for a piece of paper..

we said we would exchange numbers on the ground..

the moment we hit the ground.. 2 police men came and escorted that girl out of the plane before anybody else was allowed to get off.. that got me really curious. the police car drove from the plane with that girl and into the airport.

I met her again at baggage claim and went over to complete the phone exchange. so.. as soon as i approach, two huge guys jump in front of her, and I say, hey guys, she is a friend of mine.. and she says "I don't know this guy!"
and i felt like.. WTF?!?!?


so we each go our separate ways.. :\

a few days later she finds me on facebook and explains..


She was the daughter of an ambassador, and as one, she must sit alone in the airplane. the police was secret service that came to escort her safely away from the plane.. and she was briefed before takeoff not to speak with anyone since anyone could be a terrorist. so when i met her at baggage claim she had to pretend she never met me before, otherwise, they would take her for a safety de-briefing...
so.. that is my airplane story...

That's crazy. That will prolly never happen to most people in their entire life. Imagine all the bullshit both of you would've had to go through to have a relationship together.

yeah well.. we never hooked up eventually. still a nice story

Well even though you never hooked up, you should give yourself huge accolades for even getting so much interaction out of her, especially when she took the time later on to explain her actions of what she did in front of the guards. As a high profile woman, she prolly rarely does that to a normal guy. Self esteem booster for you for sure!

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