Ans: Yeah sure, introduce me. If it doesn't work out I'll just come back here talk to you. (Maybe too harsh if not brought well)

OR

Ans: What a coincidence, that guy over there looks completely your type. *Point out a nerdy looking guy*.

ST

My little sister was watching One Three Hill last night. All along during the episode one of the HB10's was flirting with a bartender. Last he did was DLV'ing her by saying something really spiritual (it is fiction ).

So next scene he gets off of work, gets in his car and the HB10 is sitting in the backseat naked. He jokes about going to drive home. So the HB10 can't believe she's being rejected. The guy says he was joking and definitely wants to have sex with her. At this point the HB10 puts on her clothes and leaves by herself having won the game.

Being fiction and probably never happening it still kept me thinking on how to handle this situation.

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"Tonight you're a star and I'm the big dipper" - Prince

I dont know if this would work but:
Shit test: "Could you run out to the car and get (this or that) for me?" (puppy dog eyes staring at you)
PUA: Excuse me missy but who do you think you are? (seen Mystery say that once)


Shit test: (you say a neg to her and she says laughingly) wow you're rude.

Answer: you talk too much ( put your index finger on her mouth) and say would you like to kiss me?

Shit Test: Sorry, you are not my type.

Answer: Ignore it.

Shit test: God, you're such an asshole.

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Don't hate, just dominate.

Answer: Word. *and ignore it*

ST: "I'm always right"

ans: "you know that just because you say a statement that doesn't make it a fact." (you guys may not like that one, but I've used it and it's gotten some good reactions)

st: "hey, can you pay for (item/dinner/etc.), I promise just this once." (looks at you with her best sexy look) ...my ex would do this to me, and being an AFC it ended badly for me

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I'm about to scoop your girl up like a groundball

Answer" OMG i think i left my wallet at home !

Shit Test: Don't you love me to death?

Answer: Yea in my previous life * big smile *

ST: When will you take of that mask of your? (she means I wear a mask of different personalities when it comes to pick up)

Answer 1: Show me yours and I'll show you mine!
Answer 2: When you take your clothes off!

Or maybe just say what V says: "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask!" or "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"

Maybe these are terrible, i dunno :/

ST: (After I refused to buy her a drink) I'm sorry I can't talk to you, I'm too thirsty!

That guy over there would probably buy you a drink. *point to a butch girl*

ST: You don't have many friends on facebook.

ans:Why, are u into facebook sluts ... and stop spying after me on facebook its creepy buy me a drink first at least (smile)

ST:what r u an A.A(alcoholics anonymous)

ans: "Ye, you are very perceptive! I am the main counselor." or
"Why do you ask, have we met at their meeting before?" or "I really should stop drinking, you might take advantage of me!" or "tonight i'm drinking for free! won a bet too bad one of us is a little less privileged" etc etc.

ST: on a scale of 1 to 10, how big are you? (got it and said: "if you'll be a good girl I might let you see for yourself" but... i guess there could be better responses..)[/quote]

answer: how big do I look?

shit test: OMG! YOU'RE SO SMALL, IS THIS REAL? (or: omg! you're so small. not so sure about that, but it happened to my wing and I didn't knew what to say do to help him......)

1. firstly OUCHHHHH
2. but i work it like a pro *cheesy grin* (idk if this will work im not used to answering shit test, so wanted to see what other would say to my response

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Back then they didnt want me, now im hot they're all on me

[quote="boobster"]Hey guys, what if a girl asks:


"Do you have a girlfriend?"
...[quote]

I just had to answer this one. My friend told me the best answer for it - "Well, no, but there's this girl who'll just kill me if she knew I just said that."

EDIT:
Anyway, if I am caught off guard with a shit test I just say nothing, lift up one of my eyebrows and give them a "wow, did you say that? pathetic." look. Like I'm sortta grossed out by her, but with a hint of a smile. Next thing I know they try to justify saying something like that, qualifiying, etc.

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Chief: Oneitis is not love. It's fear. Love sounds like the opposite of fear to me!