jtaz, I know it seems crazy, but I have done everything possible a man could do to a girl, so if you want my sloppy seconds on that one, be my guest

I could be mad at your punk ass for trying to wind me up, but there is one thing that just relaxes me beyond all others, and that is a having my salad tossed. And we all know the best at this are the slightly more experienced women......

When you suggested that you would try to take my girlfriend off me, I was so suprised that you left the back door open, but I am so grateful! Your mother dearest has the most amazing tongue, and knows how to use it

So next time she kisses you hello or goodbye, remember where those lips have been, my poor shellshocked friend

Adios!

PS Do you know why I broke up with my girlfriend last week? I let one of my frineds who just got out of jail fuck her as a favour, and we found out later he just tested positive for HIV. I hope you covered up........

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Take your Ops.

Wow Switchmaster, didnt you know you where actually adopted and we have the same mother, sleeping with your own mother that is pretty fucked up man....

p.s yeah ofcource I covered up, always wear a rubber, better to be safe than sorry, and all that!!