i notice that whenever i go out with some form of peacock i haven't been able to come up with a nice retort. so i am asking the form to help me. i wear a red backpack with a cedar flute and jeans with a tan belt with a camo vest. i have a scorpion in-cased in a necklace that glows in the dark (really good for clubbing), and i guess that is the basics of my peacocking.

common questions and comments for the backpack are:

1.look at you and your cute backpack: i don't know what to say to this...


2. what is that for...

3. do you always wear that thing?

and now that necklace

1. cool (goes to grab necklace). i usually say "hey, i don't know where your hands have been" is there anything better?

2. is that real.

3. what is that?

4. where did i get that?

now the camo vest with an undershirt

1. whats up army boy?

and that is about all i have got so far... if you can think of some kind of retort to any potential comment or dlv post and you will have my thanks.

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•In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

•Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?

for the backpack you could say something along the lines of:

i use this to carry pretty girls back home