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laidbacklover
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omg you have friends? How?



HB: im not kissing you!
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HB: im not kissing you!
"Especially without a breath mint, damn girl."



"Your still here?"
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"Your still here?"
I actually just had this a couple days ago, i failed it though =/, because i told her i came there to bother her/give her a hard time...

Well anyway, here's a better one. If you left and are reentering the set and she says this,

pua: I was just catching up with old friends and making a lot of new ones, i'm actually a little surprised to see you still here, you're socializing better than I expected. so tell me one interesting thing you heard/talked about since I left...


Next shit test:

HB: *smirk on her face* "Did you say you drive a civic? I drive a lexus..."[/b]

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When did the bragging competion start? Where was the registration papers?(smile)


shit test:
What is your sexuality? You're not straight, are you?
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Im only straight on days that end in "Y."
As in "Y" are you interrogating me? Theres better ways to ask me for my number.

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Shit test.
Sorry you're not my type. I gotta go meet my friends.

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shit test:

"Did Mystery teach you that neg?"
Has he been taking my material again?


and for

HB: I think my friend likes you

Me: Tell her I think I like her friend.
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Tyler Durden: "the ONLY ways to pass a shit test are to PREVENT her
from breaking her own state."

If you want to know about shit tests and how to pass them, then I would recommend this post.


Shit test.
Sorry you're not my type. I gotta go meet my friends.

Strictly, that is not a shit test, that's an exit strategy. SHit tests are designed to test the patience of the guy and to ensure he is alpha.

Normally, I would let her exit if she wants to, or if I was really pushing it I might reply "I knew I should have worn a different aftershave", which could save it and even get her sniffing your neck if you play it right. But yeh, not a shit test.


Shit test: Where's your girlfriend?
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Me:im actually single. hard to believe i know. i havent met a girl i wanted to call my girlfriend in a long time. all these club girls are all looks and no brain.where could i go to meet a girl who isnt shallow and dull? cuz this is definately not the right spot



hb: thats not true, u judge all books by thier cover(shit test)
or
hb: when was the last time u had a girlfriend(possibly an ioi
or
hb: u dont know me,theres plenty more to me than my looks(qualifying herself to you)

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Me:im actually single. hard to believe i know. i havent met a girl i wanted to call my girlfriend in a long time. all these club girls are all looks and no brain.where could i go to meet a girl who isnt shallow and dull? cuz this is definately not the right spot



hb: thats not true, u judge all books by thier cover(shit test)
ME: Oh? Care to prove me wrong, missy?
or
hb: when was the last time u had a girlfriend(possibly an ioi
ME: should I ask you the same question?
or
hb: u dont know me,theres plenty more to me than my looks(qualifying herself to you)
ME: OK, now all you have to do is put your money where your mouth is.(smile)
hb: Missy? I'm older than you!
or
hb: Are you saying I'm a lesbian?
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hb: Missy? I'm older than you!
*thinking / skeptical look to C/F* you're at least the third cutest old lady I've seen today
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*laugh* Don`t worry, I`m a lesbian trapped in a mans body.



HB: Whats with all the tattoos?
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They're to remind me not to get drunk and get a piercing.

HB- How come you have a tab in here?
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Only way i can stop girls like you trying to buy me drinks all night!

HB: do you think your phschic or something?!?

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Do YOU think I'm psychic?


HB: Shouldn't you get back to your friends? They're probably wondering where you are.
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Wow. I would but I'd have to lie about where I'd been, they'd get jealous.

HB- wait - haven't I seen you in the library before?
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