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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:04 am 
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some background, im 17 and i havent really been active sexually at all. and so this girl came along, and I have a unsatiable curiosity and just wanted to know how if felt. i decided to milk it for what its worth. we were in her car and we made out for a while and clothes started to come off, next thing i know were sixtynining. ive never eatin a girl before and so this was my first time. i guess you can say i am remotely attracted to the girl, shes not ugly but shes big-which is why she got a 4. it didnt really taste good, just lemoney. and i guess she didnt shave so well so there were bristles stroking my face. i did not want to do it any more so i just used my fingers.
So shes going down on me and i honestly didnt feel any euphoric stimulation. i was actually cringing. i kept feeling her teeth touch my utensil and when even when it didnt, i still couldnt feel any pleasure. now i am consumed by guilt, i can assume this might be natural for some b/c usually when ppl are exposed to something so new and lewd it disturbs them. and i feel like im not gonna enjoy a sexual encounter next time it comes along.
So in a nutshell, im guilt ridden for doing something so lewd and with someone whos way under my league; and im worried that sex wont be enjoyable and all i will know is a big, sloppy, lemon tasting vagina accompanied by painful and unpleasureable head from now on.

Any words of console would be appreciated.
Thanks and appreciates.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:53 am 
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Ahahaha you sound exactly like me dude!


It took me 5 sex sessions to actually ejaculate and 1 year of constant blowjobs from my ex girlfriend to actually get me to ejaculate consistantly.


You will LEARN to enjoy it my friend, it just takes time. Trust me! Its something that you will get addicted to after you're good at it!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:23 am 
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It's not your fault. She gives bad BJ. And all pussys are a bit salty, so dont concentrate on the taste, concentrate on the state you want for her to achieve. And if next one doesn't know how to give a BJ, teach her! You'll be doing a favour to yourself and her.


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If it tastes like lemon, pour some tequila in it and rim it with salt. Enjoy!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:15 am 
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LOL
That was amusing.
Usually, sex for the first time sux, BAD, for most people
but you will enjoy it man, the right girl and your up in the sky

"just... lemony" LOOOOL

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:18 pm 
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thanks guys. but im seriously asking myself if life will ever be the same.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:46 pm 
ok some words of console: I am looking forward to getting a PS3 pretty soon. Somewhat tough decision because I'd like an Xbox 360 for the games only on that platform. Life is hard.

Seriously dude - I don't believe in lowering my standards. One of the moments that changed my life was when I made out for like 3 hrs with a 5 when I got way too drunk at a club once. The next day, my buddy was laughing at me, saying i really took one for the team. It felt horrible. but it's natural man.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:01 pm 
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honestly guys, i just want to forget this whole ordeal...its eating at my insides


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:00 pm 
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ag the Hb5's and lower have to get score aswell you know :roll:
Its not the end of the world.... one way of seriously looking at it is that you can only do better.Did you use game on her before you started making out etc?

Plus dude to be honest no one cares.if someone mocks you about it ? Who fucking cares.... tomorrow is a new day.obviously just cut off ALL ties with her and u wil

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Hehe! First time can be a real disappointment... As for the 4... If she gets your dick hard you got what you wanted right?

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think of it as an experience maybe a bad experience but still an experience, so you did a fat hairy chick, now you know not to do fat hairy chicks

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appreciate the condolences. i dont know why but i feel like I can no longer get beautiful girls...when you sink as low as i have you start to think you passed the point of no return


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to be honest. there could be a possibility that ur gay?

and u feel guilt for doing it with a girl.

just my insights.

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are you high off your ass!? I am NOT gay


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:08 pm 
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for it being your first time dont even worry about it. Everyone had there moment. you'll move on and look back and laugh at it. Let me tell you a story of a poor sap that had it worst then you.

Me and a group of my friend were in Thailand( some of you might know where this is going) As i travel alot around the world thailand is nothing new to me. The one member of the group has never been to thailand and is also a virgin ( he was 20) so one night we went out and had a blast. and lets name the 20 year old virgin V2o so i was with the other guys when V2o dissapeared.

Me-" hey where did v2o go?"
Friend #1 " i dont know, he went to the bathroom 5 mins ago"
Friend #2 " someone should check up on him, he might of gotten lost"

as my friend and I search for him i get a phone call on my cell from him.

v2o-" hey man i'm headed back to my hotel room, i just picked up this hottie"
me" wait what? dude are you wasted?"
v2o- " just a little man, but i'm going to lose my Virginity, Woohooo fuccking love thailand!!"
Me" dude wait!! hold up, you gotta check.. (phone clicks) *i try to call back but no answer*

me to the other guys " dude V20 just left with someone back to his hotel room and he not picking up his phone.
Friend #1" better hope its a chick"
All of us " hahahahahahaha"
me-" boy thats gonna be one way to lose your Virginity"



NEXT DAY-
as we are getting lunch V20 meets us up

Me-" so did you lose your virginity last night?"
V20" fuck yeah i did"
friend #2" how did it feel like?"
friend #1" did you finger her and if you did, did it feel like a fleshy top of a glass coke bottle?
V20".....huh? does it always feel like that"
Me- "h shit...... dude did she self lubercate? or did she go to the bathroom first before she got "wet"
v20-" uh she went to the bathroom.. wait what are you trying to say?"
Friend #1 "oh shit! i think you just fucked a tranny!"
Friend #2 "hahahaha"
Me-" dude where the fuck you pick her up at?"
v20-" it wasnt a guy! she had a pussy, and i picked her up coming out of the bathroom right by the bar. she just had come out of the ladies bathroom"
me-" you know the ladies bathroom is on the opposite side of the club..."
Friend #1 "You fucked a post-op tranny hahahaa!"
V2o-" ........ no way, you guys are fucking with me"
Friend #2" you mean you are fucking him!"

As it turn out.. its was a post Tranny meaning it has lobed off his penis and convert it into a vigina.

Now if you think you had a bad first sexual experiance. Just think of V2o

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