Do not take any of these seriously, they're meant to be funny (I had quite a bit of fun making them). Feel free to add your own!

1. If someone is wrong, blame their ego.
2. Always criticise Mystery Method.
3. To look like a guru, make inner game threads.
4. If you reflect on your success, you just want your ego boosted.
5. Brad from mPUAF does not exist.
6. Never agree to disagree, because this solves nothing.
7. If your opinion is different to someone else’s, put it down to ‘your reality’.

8. Your reality is based on assumptions from your experience which leads you to generalise. Always.

9. Always appear like a “natural game Nazi”.
10. If someone posts asking for a help with a particular girl, tell him he’s stupid for having oneitus.

11. If someone admits having oneitus, they have oneitus so tell them they’re stupid.

12. If someone denies having oneitus, they have oneitus anyway so tell them they’re stupid

13. Try and use PUA clichés if you can, the best is “it’s not what you say, but what you convey”.

14. If you don’t sarge, you have AA.
15. Arrogance is bad, but believing that “every girl wants you” is not arrogance. Just ‘confidence’.

16. “Fake it till you make it”, and if you don’t make it, don’t worry.
17. There’s always a reason why you fail. You just didn’t elicit values and flick those attraction switches. Duh!

18. Be detached from your ego, but still look down on AFCs and chodes.
19. AFCs and chodes are so dumb, they only wish they were in our superior community!

20. If someone doesn’t agree with you in real life, AMOG them. AMOG them hard!

21. Every guy who makes a joke is trying to AMOG you. Trust no one!
22. Advise all your mates on how to get girls, even if they ‘seem’ to be better than you. They’re not of course, they don’t know how to DHV.

23. Swear a lot, because saying “fuck” randomly in a sentence shows you are alpha and that you mean business.

24. Debating on what alphas do or don’t do is not alpha. Alphas wouldn’t do that. But alphas don’t decide on what is or what isn’t alpha. But Alphas do decide, because alphas take charge. Continue these points in a circle about alphaness.

25. The Lord helps those who help themselves.

I lol'd

26. Take pen, confidentially

Haha, NICE, these are hilarious!

How about,

27. If she talks to other guys, freeze her out for at least a week. She needs to see that she could lose you.

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love it, I especially the AMOGing part. I love the way most so called "gurus" assume that literally every guy on earth is trying to amog them. The kind of negativity will cost you as much pussy as it will get you.

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28. ALWAYS Neg, if she's not taking off her clothes, neg her until she does.

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What is this "take pen confidently?" thing? I've seen it elsewhere. Makes me giggle every time.

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29. Never under any circumstances buy her a drink (or anything, ever)

30. If she talks to you, be sure to respond to the shit test

31. You got sacked from your job, but it's OK - you're the shit

32) replace any common social activities with confusing acronyms e.g.
- Tell her about something cool you have done (DHV)
- Be a leader (alpha)
- hot woman (HB10)
- have friends (social proof)

33) Telling your friend that they are AFC's cause they dont know what the game is nor read the book.

34)re-iterating what the last poster posted by saying you agree but with a slew of PUA acronyms and terms in diffrent order.

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haha shit i laughed...but its too true.
my friend actually called me today for advice because i understand the theory at the moment.i was like shouting at him 'Read that fucking book man!!!'

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Its time for a change....a huge Mother@#$@# change!

haha good topic it also could be called "way to be arrogant"

35. Everyone except you and your PUA friends are chodes.

Shows your a man!!

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36. explain simple things in a complicated way, i opened whilst conveying high value within 3 seconds of seeing the set....'i said hi to a girl'

37. always...ALWAYS, wear goggles and a furry hat

38. talk about mundane things in an overly enthusiastic way, i just bought a pack a pack of skittles...MAN, skittles!...red yellow green, its like having a fucking rainbow!!!!

39. Leave the girl...better...than...you...found...her...............

40. Promise you can make everyone perfect with girls. Over think a simple text message.

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