One of my favorites if you both are comfortable talking sexually towards each other is:
Me: Was just at the mall, saw this bra that you would totally look great not wearing.

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I will never claim my suggestions to be what is purely right. These are just what they are: suggestions. If I give a suggestion to you and it sounds good, but backfires miserably, do not blame me. I can't guarantee you anything.

That's a good one. Personally I would say

'I saw a bra for you that would look great hanging on my bed post '

I've used this with shirts and pants.

'Nice pants, they would look great hanging on my bed post.' [/quote]

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To me, you're just another number.

(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.

that shit crashed and burned why did i use it?

haha

It's about how you gauge the girl and how she acts. I've used it with a girl and it worked great.

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I will never claim my suggestions to be what is purely right. These are just what they are: suggestions. If I give a suggestion to you and it sounds good, but backfires miserably, do not blame me. I can't guarantee you anything.

I used the alien one but just changed it with a small inside joke and it worked brilliantly. I plan on going through as much of the list as I can and seeing what works best for me. Some of these are total gold I must say.
My text game needs a lot of work but I have noticed an improvement over the last while and these are brilliant ways of getting some practice in.

haha love it. This is nice, i've used 2 of these and they've worked perfectly

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FAIL PROOF PICK UP LINE: excuse my, im sorry to bother you but my father beats me, can i have your number.

This HB is kind of a friend but we dont actually talk that often. Can anyone suggest how i should reply? This is all via text

ME: made you look, hehe
HB: very funny. but my fone's been of for a few hours. =P

Im thinking of saying something like (pretend i didnt realise she was sarcastic) and say; Really? your sense of humour is your 2nd best attribute.

Is this good? or can u guys give me some suggestions?

this is some good ass shit

funny + it works

Me: I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
Her: None thanks...
Me: Hum, never heard of that one before

Went into a good discussion from there

Or how about this

PUA: STOP!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Hammer Time!

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"My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties." Warren Beatty

Or how about this

PUA: STOP!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Hammer Time!

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--Johannes

"My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties." Warren Beatty

Here's one:

HB: Hey what's up?
Me: Exhausted...
HB: From what!??
Me: From running through your mind all day...
HB: hahaha... cute!

tnx

Havnt had time to read the whole thread but i think ive came up with one thats semi original

(PUSH/PULL)
Me: What you wearin?
Her: blah blah (could be good or bad response)
Me: lol silly! im in town, just so i know who to avoid!

(or could just say "lol silly! so i know how to find u" depending on how much push pull u wanna do)

EDIT:
Field Tested and its worked pretty well

ME: What you wearing?

Her: Im wearin jean shorts leather jacket. Im on my way to town now lol

Me: Great now i know what to look out for and avoid! seriously tho...shorts in this weather? I think someones went a bit goofy xD

Her:Shh no! It was sunny earlier! :/ and remember im a londoner!

Me: Haha well if thats ur logic then fair enuff. Yeh u londoners r a wacky lot. Dressin like a biker chick in summer when you're really a foreign girl in autumn!

Her:Lool hush hush you! Ill have none of that! Im insane and what? Id have it no other way!

then we just discussed our plans for the day and other such things. All in all successfull field test =D

Just started using some stuff from this forum and it worked great on an HB9.

Me: Stop...
Her: ??
Me: Hammertime
Her: Hey that's my line
Her: lol I used to say that in company emails and freak ppl out...long story
Me: Well I'm bringing it back...it's my line now
Her: Well you can only do that if you actually do the hammertime dance with it. and I know you can't top mine. that's a fact.

And it went on from there...