[quote="Houdierust"]Been awhile since my last visit, but you guys still amaze me with this stuff :D Tried some of them some time ago and they worked perfectly, especially the:
You: "How would you respond if I kissed you?"
Her: "I don't know"
You: "Well, let's find out".
Got a 100% success-rate with that one :D[/quote]

im considering using this,is it really OK? im not sure

Testing in field will give you your answer.

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What are the chances she will say "I don't know"...? It's a very slim chance and you leave yourself vulnerable.. might as well just say "can I kiss you?"

By using this you completely take out the mystery of whether or not you're sexually interested. Which isn't a problem since you should follow up with a kiss, except you're out of luck when she responds poorly rather than saying "I don't know".

I would change it to "would you like to kiss me"
I believe that it would be best to have a reply in mind for all situations

If she says yes..... Do it
If she says that she doesn’t know... say "let’s find out” then do it
If she says no.... reply with something such as “really? I get the feeling that you’re not being honest with yourself”

Of course all three of these could always be made better

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That would guarantee success I'd say. Only answer I got was "I don't know..." so was no need to adapt to anything else yet :p

Thanks alot I cant explain how much u helped me with this

"it's better than sex"

As in, you're at the bar and you've just been served a Manhattan. A girl comes to get a drink and you say -- "The Manhattan's are good here, try it, it's better then sex."

Usually, the "better than sex" gets a rise out of them, and if she looks like a party girl/drunk, there's so many dirty ways to follow up. Can say "well, better than sex with him (point to fat guy/frat boy/nerdy-looking kid)". Could say, "he're try my Manhattan. Just put it in your mouth and swallow." (need to make clear you're joking here/in a very festive mood)... Better to hold off on the "swallow part" until she holds the drink up to her mouth... If she does drink it, can say something like "you can feel the warmth engulfing your body, can't you? It's orgasmic". Can mention that kissing after sipping a Manhattan is a lot of fun... Girls don't usually like Manhattans, of course, so she might say it "doesn't compare with sex" in which case you might concede that your drink is not as good as a night of multiple orgasms pulsating from your tongue thru her entire body, but that you wouldn't know in any event b/c you're chaste, as you're in divinity school, and have forsworn women. When she calls you on it, you say, "No really, I'm totally chaste. The furthest I've ever gone is spanking."

Can go from this into, could you ever become a nun, and go w/out sex?
HB: No way!
Cicero: Why not, what do you like about sex?
HB: blah, blah, blah
Cicero: How do you feel when 'blah, blah, blah' happens?
(fyi, this is a good point to kino-escalate, if you haven't already...)

Of course, anything can be better than sex. It's a great way to take a harmless convo and make it sexual. If a girl says "I like shopping!" You can say (sarcastically), "Me too. Shoe shopping is better than sex." (To which I always chime in with, I have enormous feet. Size 12. You know what they say about guys with big, long feet, right? We have big, soft hearts.")

"off like a prom dress" is also a great sexual line which takes a girl back to her teen years and makes her visualize high school romance. As in "I'm off like a prom dress" (i'm leaving).

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Jay Wa, you've lit a fire inside me again. These posts have really brought me back up.

I'm gonna use some stuff off this post tonight.

mad props with this one. fits perfectly with my style.

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good stuff man

i hope that you can come up with more

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And it quite intrigued when i read about it

I wouldn't use the comparison with a fat guy because if she is not that dull it wouldn't be too difficult for her to ask you the 'cocky' question 'how do you know? have you done it with him?'. How would you escape that question?

Pretend you're starting a joke.

"A deaf man is reading a book in uuuuh, what's this script called?" (make moves with your fingers)
-"Braille"
-"No, that is for the blind"

this is for when you're being sexually agressive and she is resisting but still giving ioi

HB: I'm not getting sexual w. you
You: Damn girl ur fast, I need trust, comfort, and connection first.
HB: Oh Really?
You: Yeah do u taste better with whip cream or choclate syrup?
HB: You're not getting into my pants.
You: I don't want to get into your pants. I just want to see what you look like when your pants are off and you're in my bed.

obviously she has to be flirting w, you becuz otherwise you would get slapped in the face loll but cocky stuff like that

her:(in bitchy way) "I HAVE A BF!"
ME: "I have two goldfish.."
her: "what!?"
ME: "OH, im sry, I thought we were talking about things that didnt matter."