If not interested in reading all of this i have highlighted a load of shit tests i have encouterd in bold


I feel like alot of my afc ways have started to show through again and this has started to effect my game as i cant think of any witty responses which i use to be good at or maybe its because ive upped my game so much that its got harder at this level.

Ok so yesterday im talking to some girl she was defiantly try to be an AFOG ( i knew her through a friend)

Just casual conversation and i started to tell her a true story

then bam she asks " Is this actually a real story? " ( hinting i was lying)

I just kind of looked at her weirdly and said "yeah" and continued

Then for some strange reason the conversation moved on and she said " Are you a virgin ?"

i replied with " that boat has long sailed away" ( it actually has haha i was so frustrated !)

She then replied with no seriously are you a virgin

at this point i ignored her and stated " listen just because im not as easy as you are doesnt make me a virgin" ( her mate burst out laughing at this point but i wreken everything i was saying was penis suicide)

she repeated the question a third time Are you a virgin one of my mates walked over at that point and just started laughing and stated that i defiantly was not, she stopped asking me after that and i think i replied to that with " i like a girl with a bit of fire"

anyways she kept busting my balls in the conversation and then she would try and bust my mates balls and everytime she did i would state " listen hes not that easy he wont sleep with you tonight" but either way i made her out to look like a prostitute ( penis suicide in my books )

Annother shit test which i found hard to recover from recently was when i was saying how " malibu is the only girly drink i will drink"

th girl responded by saying " What makes it a girly drink ! whats wrong with girly drinks !" and grabbed my mates and brought them over to her side to make me stand on my own haha


Ive kind of sucked at passing theese shit tests and i would really appreciate some criticism and advice

If the AFOG doesnt like you she'll do anything to get rid of you embarrass you, shout at you, ask the most inappropriate questions and the problem is she is influencing the others behaviour in a sense through peer pressure! so she is asking you ARE YOU A VIRGIN for 2 reasons to make you look weak and to cement her superiority and to embarass you! either you get angry or walk away either way she wins, play it calmly and if you want to be cheeky throw the question back at her 'no why, are you?' or 'why no, are you? its not shameful to admit here, you're amongst friends here' then wait for an answer.

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Dont look flustered maintain your state. Smile a little and look her in the eye. IF you cant think of something witty then just ignore it and move on.

Or you can just say "Totally" .. "anyways why is the sun always yellow".

Ask something silly and it means she cant grab on or suss you out in any way.

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This makes sense in theory
And this just made me laugh 2 great things which combined i believe should help me in the future cheers guys

its just the same as destroying a bitch shield.

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life sucks and then you die! deal with it