Just for some laughs...

This one night, I was in a real "I dont give a shit" mood, had my hands full with enough other girl stuff, so I was just hangin at an outdoor roofdeck bar downtown with the guys, talking with a group of girls...

Me: "Your earrings..... they're fuckin' huuge."
Her: "What?"
Me: "Your earrings are these big ass hoops.... I mean, you're head is kinda small, so they just look big."
Her: ...
Me: "WHAT? I think the color is nice..."
Her: "Why are you being mean to me??"

LOL

"did you see what happened outside? there was some swamp gas and some light reflected off of venus and"

she then turned away haha

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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
- Henry David Thoreau

I loved this one I did once whilst slightly (only slightly) inebriated.

I was dancing around on the dance floor of a club I go to sometimes and I saw a reasonably attractive girl in a leopard skin dress.
Giac: What beast did you have to kill for that dress?
Leopard woman: ???
Giac: Did you use a mighty war axe?!?
Leopard woman: *Puts up hand in Giac's face and moves away*

Guffaw.

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HAHA a mighty war axe!? THAT is comedy!

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There is no Knowledge that is not Powerful.

It was lunch after PE so I was sweaty and stinked...there's this girl that keeps hanging with the group coz she knows someone there(HB6) so I figure I tried this one just for fun...


I asked my friend, "do you have bodyspray on you?" he gave me Tag(uggh). Put a little on my neck and told her

ME: Hey, Do you feel it now?
Her: What?
Put some more
Me: how bout now?
Her: what are you talking about?
I put a whole bunch and went a little bit closer to her(by this time my friends knew what I was doing or trying to do and were laughing their asses off.)
Her: *cough* ah! you put too much, Get away from me!




lmao I thought that was funny and corny...

...HI! Im AFC
uh....Want me to buy you a drink?

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JUSTINcredible!
the one and only

"Hi. Ummm...... ummm... ok nice meeting you"

LOL! To all of you. Especially to MIB.

I have a whole history of terrible TERRIBLE pickup lines. Including "hi! You have nice tits" To screwing up the "did you hear any good pickup lines today?"

But in my book opening, even a terrible opening, is better then no opening. If you don't approach you don't get feedback and you can't improve thy self.

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Anyone can walk into a bar and pick up a random girl.
The trick is to make the experience unforgettable to her.
A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime.

LOL thats prob my worst as well, pretty much word for word

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I'd rather die like a Tiger than live like a Pussy!

My first actual experience with trying to pick up a girl at a club (I was eighteen).

Me: Hi, I'm here on my own. Would you like to keep me company?
Girl: No. (turns away)

Can someone say, "Crash and burn?"

Ight cool...This is comforting...Now i don't feel like a complete D-Bag...Last night, my first night of PUA boot camp i had 3 set's... 1 , lol, a female standing outsid when her husband came out and ye....2 complete bitches told me to "go die slow" or somthing of the sort. And a number close with a girl form philly who was 24...Not bad but i need to stop bein scred shitless, Maybe i'll imagine her being a fat bitch idk...I'll keep trying

A nice looking brunette walks up to next to me to wait for a drink at the bar. She notices me standing there, gives eye contact and a shy smile.

Then all I could think of to say was "How's it going?" She gives a one word response that I didnt' quite hear and then an awkward silence as we both kinda looked down. I then pull out a cigarrete and eject.

Don't let this happen to you, guys, plan some material for any situation. Believe me, it helps. And btw, I've definitely gotten better since that little AFC moment, experience is key.

I was at burger King and this one girl who was the @ cash registered, Tells me:
Girl: Hey, what's up....You probably dont remember me huh?
Me: Did we sleep together?
Girl: Never Mind, Here's your food.

I swear of god that came out of nowhere.

hahaha, I have the worst hang over SPAM but the "Mighty war axe" got me laughing my ASS off...thank you for that.

wow "go die slow" that was pretty harse, mines was somewere along the ines of "ahhhhhhhh no. better luck next time"

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