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DesertSun
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:45 pm 
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Off course. For a second there I thought you wanted to come home with me. Well I'm sorry I'm not the kinda guy who takes girls with him just after meeting them.

ST: (After explaining about your principles about not buying her a drink)
You're so cheap!
Handle it, it's life. If you are looking for a nice guy to buy you a drink this one looks perfect for you!
ST:I don't want to go with you to your home tonight
Woah, calm down! I never said anything about taking you home. I thought it was men who though about sex every 7 seconds, horny bitch! (playfully)

ST: You're too cute for me, I like the bad boys.
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ST: You're too cute for me, I like the bad boys.
So you think I'm cute? *serious* I beat the crap out of the last person who called me cute *smile*

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diduo1
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:17 pm 
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ST:How Old Are You ?
PUA: 58, and You ? Or 75 ans, but with viagra, nowadays... Or 13 years and i had never kiss a woman.
Give Me Some Of Your'se
ST:You're Originally from where ?
ST:Who Gave You My Phone Number ?
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diduo1
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ST: What's New ?
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Straight Up
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Ok so im gonna carry it n from slash since some people seriously dont know what to do..
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ST:I don't want to go with you to your home tonight

PUA: Woah...calm down! Stop with those ideas, im not that easy.

ST: so, ur talking to me to get my number?
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EndersGame
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Your talking to me to get my number right?

PUA: Precisely i'm a telemarketer for shamwow.

shit test: Your are kinda Weird.

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shit test: Your are kinda Weird.
PUA: Thank you! But one compliment is NOT going to win me ;)!

ST: Dont you think you should revise your fashion?
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ST: Dont you think you should revise your fashion?
Answer: Nah i'm setting a new trend.

ST: Your clothes aren't matching.

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ST: Your clothes aren't matching.
Answer: It caught your attention didn't it?

ST: I don't speak english.
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ST: Your clothes aren't matching.
Answer: It caught your attention didn't it?

ST: I don't speak english.
*she said it in english doh :D*

Answer: Well, I suck at maths. We all have our flaws.

ST: (a girl you met through a female mutual friend)
*Our mutual friend* likes you, I could never date you because of that.

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Double J
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After a story that ends with something definitive like (and that how the ninjas saved christmas) "and then what happend?"

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"your boring"
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After a story that ends with something definitive like (and that how the ninjas saved christmas) "and then what happend?"


Then at the very last minute the midget dies and everyone's sad.
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"your boring"
Okay, then I'll hook you up with a new conversation partner. *Point at a guy standing by himself, dressed awfully* He looks interesting I'll introduce the two of you. (Then actually go over there and hook them up :lol: )

ST: (You asked her number)
I don't give my number to strange men.

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Mr.Ghost
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ST: I don't give my number to strange men

PUA: So you only give your number to common/average/everyday/ guys then?

ST: "What do you think of my friend (girl)

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ShadoWSlash
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ST: What do you think of my friend (girl)

PUA: (grin)...(pause), you can make the real question, "what do you think of me?"

ST: your such a jerk!!
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ST: What do you think of my friend (girl)

PUA: (grin)...(pause), you can make the real question, "what do you think of me?"

ST: your such a jerk!!
Slick: *smile n pose* i kno, ur quite a lady yourself haha


New shit test: "you kno im still trying to work things out with my ex right?"

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