Sorry for reposting but:

HB10. I poke her she pokes me back.

Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke guys you barely know! I guess your parents never taught you that!

Her: 3:53pm Hahahaa!! i thought you poked me first! or else i wouldn't have! .

Me: 4:17pm Ahh you know you liked it! So if I would have like slapped you on the ass, you would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?

Her: 4:31pm Yessss exxxactly!! That's how it goes!

Me: 4:39pm I can already tell... you're trouble!!! .

Her: 4:44pm Hahahaaaa I hear that a lot ! But I'm not!!! I'm just fun hahaha

Me: 4:59pm why do you hear that a lot? theres usually reason behind peoples words. haha .

Her: 6:06pm Haha because i act kinda like a party animal, even though im not! im just fuuuuuuuun like i said!!!!!

Me: 9:44pm Sounds like someone is in denial. Does the moon have weird
effects on you? Just suddenly turns you into a party animal. If one
party animal bites someone else , do they become one? Should I be worried?

Her: 11:44pm Hahaha!!! Onllllly when the sun goes down haha!!! And yes be verrry worried! That's how it happens!

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This is just me, but I'd say something along the lines of, "I can tell someone has a lot of dates with the toilet bowl!! I'd feel abandoned if we ever went out, you'd spend more time with the toilet than you would with me...too bad you're not my type!(maybe a instead of the !)"

But that's just me. I just picked up a girl last week through messages and IM, I then got her number at the end of the night. Keep us posted!!

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heres what i said.... didnt get a response. too bad for me. haha

Seeing as I should be worried, you've already chosen me as your next victim. My only condition is that you meet me before sundown, so that there is some time with your human form. Also, I get to bring my dog Bear for protection, or else it's not fair. How is the moon for you tonight at 7?

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that was a little weird. right when i posted that she responded on my f.b. With my luck shes probably apart of this forum. haha. this is what she said:

her: hahahaha!!! funny funny man! i like

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if ur bored go ahead and read this. haha. a chat convo i had with her:

Me
did you really just like your own status?
2:15amKelsey
yes, and if i could like it twice i WOULD!
2:16amMe
knowing you, you probably have two facebook accounts so you can do that
2:16amKelsey
Haha i wish! good idea
KNOWING ME?!?!! excuse me...!
2:17amMe
well when ur facebook stalking me with liking my statuses its a little hard not to stalk you back
creep
2:18amKelsey
never..
2:19amMe
yeah
ok.. ur probably looking through my window as we speak
2:20amKelsey
yes i see you
you're in..basketball shorts
2:20amMe
im actually in a man thong doing yoga in my living room
2:21amKelsey
Ohhh yeah, well i saw you doing that earlier..!
that was nice!
2:24amMe
you wish you saw me doing that earlier...
2:25amKelsey
i do ! i admit
2:27amMe
yeah my side job is being a genie to girls. but they have to earn their wishes first
2:31amKelsey
hahaha!!!! how fun! whats your hourly wage!/
2:32amMe
what do you think i am? some gigolo?
2:33amKelsey
si, me gusta mucho!!
2:33amMe
creep
2:34amKelsey
im sorry im creepy hahaa
2:35amMe
i like creepy girls every now and then... until they know what im wearing at 2:30 am
2:36amKelsey
hahaahahaha did i guess right/
2:37amMe
gym shorts with a man thong under... thats how i rolled to the gym tonight. i heard it was gay lover night so i got all excited
2:38amKelsey
OMG! what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sexy
2:38amMe
im gay. ur not my "type"
2:39amKelsey
Too tall for u?
2:41amMe
you're feet would dangle off the end cause ur wayy to damn tall
2:41amKelsey
dangle off the end of WHAT!
2:42amMe
think about it hun
2:43amKelsey
a bed hhahah
2:43amMe
i didn't want to call you out on being blonde but girl you left me no choice
2:44amKelsey
hahaaha idk im sooo delusional!!! idk w hats going on its too late
2:46amMe
youre in party animal mode. thats why
2:46amKelsey
i aam, i am, aas always
2:46amMe
ur probably blacked out at this very moment
2:47amKelsey
i am, as i type!
2:48amMe
you can do it. you can do it all night longgg
2:51amMe
im goin to bed. as i said before I'm gay and you're not exactly my "type" but just incase that changes you can call me
2:51amKelsey
hahaha wait.. i call YOU if ur type changes?
2:52amMe
you'll know when you look through my window the next time and im not wearing a man thong.... or will i still be wearing it?
2:52amKelsey
hahahhahhaa!

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Good work! LOL

you said "im gay" too many times....

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