Hey guys was just wondering some great effective and original ways to DHV and also ways to avoid DLV which in the past I have screwed up by fatally DLVing myself at partys.I just basically want to find the best material to read up on to become the alpha male.
thanks guys

Erm, one example could be something like if you are describing where you work possibly.

Rather than saying for example

"I work at (supermarket name)"

you could say

"I'm currently involved with a worldwide/nationwide retail business".

That's just a small example really I guess.

I personally find the best DHV is story telling, such as if they ask

"wow where did you get that scar/cut from"

I have one on my right bicep, it was a 2nd degree burn but doesnt look like that

i would use this story that i read from someone but cant remember who was a long time ago...

"I was skiing and my ex was a bit crazed and wanted to have sex, so we half way through she starts slipping down the icy hill! We ended up going to hospital for a branch going deep into my arm and her breaking her ankle! It was definately worth it for the experience though, haha!"

That was my edited version, of course its late here in london so i wuld of course make that better... or if i was with a mate who was PU'ing with me i would say -

"Oh gosh, shes asking where i got THE SCAR!" laugh about it and then say the story, make sure your mate can naturally play along!

there are many type of DHV stories, and a lot of them are very good, just look em up