What they say decoded into what they really mean -- Please -- Add to it as we discover more truths

"Do I look fat in this?" -- I'm feeling gross, give me lots of compliments / I'm on fence about this outfit, but want to be convinced to buy it

"What are we doing tonight?" -- You love me enough to think about me during the day, thus pre-planed our night right?

"I'm bored" -- show me lots of attention

"Your going out/watching/playing/working.... again?" -- show me lots of attention

"Where are all the nice guys?" -- Why am I not attracted to nice guys?

"You're an a*hole!" -- I'm strangely attracted to the rude behavior you show me, and I hate you for that

"It's your fault" -- I'm never wrong, really I'm not

"You don't have to get me anything for my (our) ... " -- You better dam well buy me something nice or your not getting any

"Do you love me?" -- Give me every single detail about the things you love about me.

"I'm going out with the girls tonight" -- I want to be hit on my strange men, to prove to myself that I'm still attractive, but I love you enough not to cheat / I need to catch up gossip with the girls without your pigish appearance

"Where do you want to eat?" -- I'm to indecisive to decide / let's see if he knows me enough to pick my favorite place

"I'm too tired / not in the mood" -- I just masturbated / I feel gross with myself

"Can't wait for halloween" -- Can't wait to dress like a sl*t

"You're cute" -- Unfortunitly your the best looking man here / I'm on fence about whether or not I would sleep with you; do something to convince me

"If i died - which one of my friends would you date?" -- who do I have to keep away from you?

"That was amazing!" -- Thats was 5/10

"You know what Joey did for Becky?" -- I'm about to tell you something that you need to top so I have a better story than her next week

"I'll remember that." -- I'll bring this back up 8 months from now to get my way / win an arguement because I know you would have forgotten.

"Can we go now?" -- You were not showing me enough attention and want to leave so you'll talk to me

"I love you" -- ur screwed

"I need to lose weight" -- Tell me you love me the way I am so I dont really have to lose weight

"Call me " -- Good luck figuring out the perfect "call me" - to actual call ratio. You need to wait long enough to get me to think about you, but not too long that I move on.

"here's my number" -- It maybe real, it maybe fake

"I'll brb" -- you'll never see me again

"I've had a long day" -- You better ask me to explain it while you rub my feet and call me beautiful

"We need to talk" -- You need to listen

"We should see other people" -- I've already cheated on you / meet someone else

"We should move in together" -- I want to watch every move you make because im unsure if i trust you

"It's not you, its me" -- It was 100% ur fault

"This relationship is over" -- it really ended a month ago, but just now getting to it

"Have fun tonight with..." -- Better text me every detail as they happen / why was i not invited?

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"I'm pregnant" - I'm pregnant

"I'm pregnant." - I'm a psychopath and because we had sex and I feel guilty about it, I'm trying to corner you into a relationship by pretending I'm pregnant.

"Valentine's Day is overrated." - It's almost Valentine's Day, there better be flowers.

"I'm not ready for a relationship/not looking for a boyfriend." - I really wish I had a man, too bad you're not good enough for me.

"I want to get married, but I can definitely wait until my late 30's." - I wonder what kind of husband you'll make in six months.

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What they say decoded into what they really mean -- Please -- Add to it as we discover more truths

"Do I look fat in this?" -- Shit test - are you gutless enough to lie to try to appease me.

"What are we doing tonight?" -- Lets fuck, unless you try to butter me up with gifts and dinner

"I'm bored" -- I'm boring.

"Your going out/watching/playing/working.... again?" -- I'm clingy...

"Where are all the nice guys?" -- Where are all the Non-clingy, non-violent guys.

"You're an a*hole!" -- Lets fuck.

"It's your fault" -- Your a guy. your in charge. if it went to shit... yes it is your fault.

"You don't have to get me anything for my (our) ... " -- Buy me something and i'll lose all respect for you.

"Do you love me?" -- I'm insecure. and most likely fucking every guy i can to make up for that fact.

"I'm going out with the girls tonight" -- I need a fling. yes i will fuck someone in the bathrooms if i feel like it. probably unprotected, so don't offer me head when I get home.

"Where do you want to eat?" -- Lead me... i don't care if i hate the place, provided you just take the inititive

"I'm too tired / not in the mood" --I'm fucking someone else/your a shit lay.

"Can't wait for halloween" -- hopefully i hook up with the wrong "superman" at the party.

"You're cute" -- How you take a compliment suggests how good you are in bed.

"If i died - which one of my friends would you date?" -- I am psychotic, paranoid, and insecure.

"That was amazing!" -- depends on the context here.

"You know what Joey did for Becky?" -- Top this and you'll go into the friends pile.

"I'll remember that." -- Good point, you win.

"Can we go now?" -- are you under my thumb?

"I love you" -- generally... i love you.

"I need to lose weight" -- I'm insecure about my weight. you've put too much value on my looks, and not qualified me for my personality.

"Call me " -- Game me.

"here's my number" -- Game me

"I'll brb" -- Chase me and i'll lose interest

"I've had a long day" -- take charge. fuck me. distract me.

"We need to talk" -- you haven't kept the attraction high enough

"We should see other people" -- you haven't kept me attracted.

"We should move in together" -- i'm cheap.

"It's not you, its me" -- your not being attractive.

"This relationship is over" -- any further contact will be viewed as stalking

"Have fun tonight with..." -- Text me and keep me informed if your a pussy. otherwise, fuck who you like, just make sure you can perform for me.

Edited for my experiences.

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In all honesty this thread is kinda retarded.

What with all the negativity?

"here is my number" - lets have sex

"Call me" - lets have sex

"I love you" - lets have sex

"do i look fat in this?" validate me by having sex with me.

"ill Brb" - if i find you talking to another woman when i get back, im going to get jealous and have sex with you to prove i'm better than her.

"Hello" - im considering having sex with you.

but yet you kept it alive by leaving a comment!

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"Their compliance is,
'Does she grab your hand?' F*ck you! I want to grab her mind. If I can
grab her mind, she'll be grabbing whatever I want, any way I want her to." - Ross Jeffries

Can't believe people can't tell why girls say things in the first place. Tends to be pretty fucking obvious.

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Munroe: "I kinoed the hell out of that goat"
Jav: "bashing chodes 24/7 ftw"
Slywalker: "Neg the bagel"
Slywalker: "I had a 1yr old GF when I was 19"
SS_Trunks:I asked her for an extra pen, confidently....

It only becomes obvious from experience. Saying something and meaning something else is not intuitive. Besides a lot of time women don't even know what the hell they wanted as a response.

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31 and still figuring it out.

LOL!

FFS guys It's just a cool joke. You dont go ruining funny moments out in the feild I hope.

Fuck Me = Good Game
Please Fuck Me = Damn Good Game

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I'm on my period = i want you to fuck me if your ok with blood...

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I'm not on my period = I am, but I'm horny, so I'll cross my fingers and hope for the best.

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Munroe: "I kinoed the hell out of that goat"
Jav: "bashing chodes 24/7 ftw"
Slywalker: "Neg the bagel"
Slywalker: "I had a 1yr old GF when I was 19"
SS_Trunks:I asked her for an extra pen, confidently....