hey guys you wont believe what[fucking] happened to me last week! i had a party
and i was laying in bed with this[these] chick[chicks] but then suddenely my friend busted in
and says "dude i need help im getting in a fight". but he was way to wasted to get into a fight
but he was way to wasted to get into a fight. so we go out for a walk and he gives me this bottle
of vodka a i get super wasted. so i of course get this fantastic idea of going to steal cars!
but when came across this camero SS i try to break into it and the (fucking) alarm goes off!
so me and my friend run off in different directions and i make it back to the party and i get back
in bed but then the cops bust in and break up my party and i get arrested for having sex and drinking
even tho i tried stealing a car!

please give some opinions.

1: How is this a DHV story?

2: Your options are you can choose or choose not not to hang around retarded people.

Seems more like a DLV to me...Who does these drop-kickish things? ^^
What "higher values" are u trying to convey :S

Walking up to a HB10 and telling her that you'll start killing puppies unless she sleeps with you will work better than that DHV story.

You've got a long way to go little man.

You can get arrested for drinking and having sex? damn i need to be far more careful

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Even a drunk village idiot would be humbled by the incoherence of this story.

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Ok, Sociable + 1
If it's believable, Pre-selection + 1

Here's where is goes wrong...
Kinda Missed the boat on the protector of loved ones and leader of men. - 1
Drinking neat vokda on the street? - 5
Theft is never cool drunk or sober - 5

That sounds like you done that before again, not got -1
Abandoning loved ones, nice. -1
And the girls where still there waiting? -1
Police busting up a party +1 for that
Arrested for having sex and drinking? -10 it's not possible.


So on a scale of 1-100 your score is -21

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