Me: Whats big and black and awesome?
Her: What???
Me: The bouncer that hooked up free drinks all night!
Her: oh my god Sky I just creamed lets please have sex.

Okay she didnt respond like that but it is a great opener and gets people laughing.

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i got to here and then she replied "wayyyyy to go." then i responded "don't get too down on yourself, you're up there." and then she responded "uh, okay."

definite crash and burn for me.

Love the SUPRISE! one thats my favouritly used one. This thread is gold!

This post is an unbelieveable resource. Thank you!

Terrible, TERRIBLE opener, stay away guys!

I tried it on a girl a couple days after a Day 2 and the broad actually thought I was serious :/

So, I am new here as of today. What brought me here was curiosity.

My friend told me about the book "The Game". He said it was a pretty good read so I picked it up. I guess I never really felt like I was lacking in game...until I read that book haha. I figured I would get on here and check out what the hype was all about. This is the first post I read. The texts are awesome lol.

I just tried the one SirSlick posted about the alien abduction on this chick I number closed last night at the bar:

Me: @5:22pm
"Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You're safe though don't worry, I just wanted to text u and say goodbye."

*notice the time difference. at this point I was thinking maybe I misread her sense of humor the night before...until..

Her: @ 7:20pm
"Sorry i'm at work...but that sucks, i wanted to taste you before you left "

Me: @ 7:26pm
"Well don't be too depressed yet..i mean they are taking the sexiest ones last, so there's still time "


.....she's going out to the bar with me tonight. i think i like this material on this forum.

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You: I had this dream about you last nite it was so real, we were in (INSERT NAME OF VENUE) we didn't know eachother, U came over & as u introduced urself you fainited & died everyone was clapping!................... (NEG)

HB response: (Insert any random comment)

You: HA HA they didn't clap because u died , I brought you bk 2 life with mouth to mouth, the ambulence came l8 & said 'There's nothing wrong, she was just dying to meet you!'

ohh my lord. Fkn lol

Just text the alien one to a girl and her response was "you're lucky I got that message because the signal up here in space is shit lol xx"

any good responses to this?

Though i'd post this. Might be of use to some. Feel free to offer citique.

So this girls i run cocky and funny on a work constantly called me on a friday night at like two in the morning. I was awake but at home(weekend before pay day) i didn't reply till the next afternoon, around 12.

Me: did you want something last night

HB: Obviously

Me: what

HB:lol, some fun.

Me: Oh, so im just a booty call to ya. ur such a pimp.

HB: LOL!

Me: Next time call twice.

HB: Why what would have happened if i did?

Me: I would have made you call a third time, then I would have sent you directions to my bed. BTW whats sexier choccolate or strawberries and cream?

HB: Why do you aske

Me: Didn't anybody tell you not to answer a question with a question? anyway, Im gonna lose my signal for a bit, u can txt me later though.

She text me not even 30 mins later asking what I was up to then again about 15 minutes later with a (?)

Superb...........

Now she texts me two for evey 1 message I send, and she always makes an excuse to come to desk at work..... time for a F close I think

What if they don't respond to the blank text? Should I not text them for for a couple days

just try something else. The beauty of a blank text is that there is nothing to explain away.

if it comes up, which is unlikely if you do a propper job of the next one you send, just say it was a mistake.

a good neg that i use in any conversation is

*she does something and u dont know what to say/ she does something ackward* "oh, thats not weird at all"- gets a laugh everytime

HB: Happy birthday ( a nick she calls me), hope you wallet and stomach gets fatter and your smiles as well. Dont go clubbing to late ( a joke, she knows i dont club that much). Punch yourself for me,Thanks.
From ( a nick i call her).

Any ideas on how i should reply to this?

Haha I like these. I have pretty good text game myself!

A few that I use when a girl tells me to text her is...

Me: Vibrate
Her: Oh baby!

Me: Text (K)
Her: Hey

Right when she leaves.

Me: Miss you lmao.
Her: Haha. Miss you too !

I have tons more. But these ones usually work for me.

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