Answer: The fact that you're asking me that makes me think that YOU're trying to win ME over.

Shit Test: Yeah, my boyfriend....I love him soooo much. (thanks to slyder2412 for this one)

Answer: Isn't that cute. Do you plan on marrying him?

If she says no or I don't know, she DLV'd him, and if she says yes, say "awww, looks like you're a big girl after all"

Shit test: (after opening) "you're gonna have to do better than that"

You just insulted your target and blew the shit test.

It's a VERY thin line between
negging and insulting; you need
to be very smooth and make sure
that the girl understands you're
not an A-hole.

[quote="Rye Lee"][quote="T3R4BYT3"]Answer: Hahaha I haven't used any lines on you; you're
not that special ; ).

(That's a very touchy one--you have to make sure it's
the right girl and make sure you do it with a playful tone
and mood).

Test: Do you honestly think you can win me over?[/quote]

Answer: The fact that you're asking me that makes me think that YOU're trying to win ME over.

Shit Test: Yeah, my boyfriend....I love him soooo much. (thanks to slyder2412 for this one)[/quote]


I think I know how to respond to this one....

Keep flirting, being C&F, then say " So what's his name?"

HB:(Says name)

PUA: Oh yeah, I know that guy. We should stop flirting 'cause I don't want him to get jealous and go psycho on me. We could use morse code or something, alright? go.

Then start tapping on bar/table/glass/whatever.

HB: (weird look or laugh)

PUA: (Insert neg/DHV)

I'm new to this....but feel free to criticize. I want to learn!!

Shit test: "Could you run out to the car and get (this or that) for me?" (puppy dog eyes staring at you)

I dont know if this would work but:
Shit test: "Could you run out to the car and get (this or that) for me?" (puppy dog eyes staring at you)
PUA: Excuse me missy but who do you think you are? (seen Mystery say that once)


Shit test: (you say a neg to her and she says laughingly) wow you're rude.

Okay, well I would just like to say
that the last shit test wasn't
really a shit test. If she trusts you
enough to send you to her car, then
you've probably already built up attraction
and comfort. So if that's the case, then she
won't be asking you that.

And I've actually had a girl call me
rude. It's a very tough one to get
out of, but you can always say:

Answer: You don't even know me .
How about you get to know me first
before you be the judge of that. Matter
of fact, how about you tell me a little bit
about yourself. You're obviously very
pretty, but that's very common these
days--what do you have going for you
besides your looks?

Boom, shit test over.

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*Open a set with a bitch in it:*

New Shit test: Umm, excuse me can you leave?

Ok, I admire the idea behind creating this thread, but it is oh so pointless.... why?! Because you all have a penis!!!
So start thinking like a male, and quit pretending that you have a vagina...
You can't post a shit tests on here, based on a male's perspective. You're bound to fail when they do come up in the real world...

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i can, but i dont see that happeneing mainly because you dont run shit(not sure if thats going too far)
or
because then who would i find as rude as you to entertain me
or
excuse me y dont you stop using reverse phychology and just tell me you have the hots for me(its impossible to not laught when someone says the word hots)

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You know what your problem is?You're putting the pussy on a pedistal.

shit test: you remind me of this other cute guy

i said "well why dont u go flirt with that guy" but it came off a little harsh

Asking you to get something from her car is a shit test, because it checks to see if you are whipped or not.
Then you don't belong here, you're not ever gonna be a PUA, because PUAs pass shit tests and if you think its inevitable that you're gonna fail them, then you'll always be an AFC.
That's definitely a failing line. A better reply is something like "Really? Would you like to tell me a bit more about him? (perfectly polite and honest sounding) Or we could keep getting to know each other so you can tell us apart." Not the most amazing reply I admit, but it should keep things going on the same track and it is a neg in that you weren't rude at all, but she feels her value is lowered because she was rude to you.

Shit test; Judging by the printed shirt you're wearing, I'd say you're 30 yo.

Rye Lee if you're going to quote what I'm saying, I think perhaps you may need to re-read what I have posted. What I'm saying is that if you're going to practice shit tests, that are posted by another male, you're not going to pass them when a female does it when applying it to a real world situation. Shit tests, by definition is a question, demand, or seemingly hostile comment made by a woman intended to gauge whether a man is strong enough to be a worthy boyfriend or sexual partner. If he takes the question, demand, or comment at face value, he fails, and generally loses the opportunity to move forward in his interaction with her. (Source: The Game, Glossary). So you see, by responding to a shit test posted by a guy, that shit test has no basis to weed you out, you have no context as to why that shit test is being used upon you. Males don't have that evolutionary hard wiring to weed other males out, for the basis of replication, unless you are inclined that way. So the thread has no real merits towards improving your game.

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answer: no im actually 55 nice try though but you better go I think I heard your mommy calling

or

heyy i swear ive seen that dress before...oh yeah it was on the cover of old people magazine

shit test: why don't you move out of your parents house?

Both of those are insulting and would most likely fail instantly.



Villain: The majority of these are shit tests that are common and people here have encountered them in the field. Just because you aren't a woman doesn't mean you can't understand what's going on in her head (that's kinda what you have to accomplish to become any sort of decent PUA). If you are so unimaginative that you can't take these examples and apply them to the real world (half of it is just learning where to draw the line between offensive and C&F for some of these guys) then how do you go about working on openers and stories and such? Do you just open your mouth and let words fall out, or do you think them over and play out various scenarios in your mind? Part of learning from guys with more experience is they will teach by giving examples and ask what a guy would say and they fix it up to sound better and that helps them learn.