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I do not have A girlfriend, I'm too much for 1 girl to handle.

I've examined my past relationships (AFC times) And whenever I was in a club with a girl she would at one time bring up a line like ''I want to get drunk But I'm never able to, I hope it works this time'' (TRANSLATED FROM DUTCH)
I was getting the impression that this is a test so... :P

Hahahaha! That's great!
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Shit test: She orders drinks for you two, then tells you she doesnt have enough money to pay and that you should pay. Remember the barman is right there.
Answ: Haha (look at the bartender) she's trying to play me, i didn't think she was that kind of girl. (smiling) ......

And I would pay for mine and leave! if she IS trying to play you she will give in and pay (hopefully) and if not you just negged her and publicly lowered her value in front of the bartender now she looks like an idiot. move on to the next looking like a MAN who just shot down a 10.
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I like it Doc, haha!

Out of all the girls here, why did you come and talk to us?
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Out of all the girls here, why did you come and talk to us?
You two looked really bored, I thought I would do you a favor

OR

I saw you checking me out so I thought I ll be a nice guy for once and come say hi

(coming from an older girl) Are you even old enough to be here?

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shit test:(coming from an older girl) Are you even old enough to be here?

"is that the same line you always use to pick up younger men?"
or
"age has nothing to do with experience honey"
or
"are you even young enough to hit on me?"



new shit test:
...response from an HB to opening her... "You're just like all the others, trying to show you're different and better than everybody else just to get in my pants"

and the responses of "i'm gay" and "at least i'm honest about it" won't fly
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Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you
Answer:You're gonna have to show ME why and then we'll see whether I still want to try or not.

Shit test: Are you coming on to me?

BTW EvoJ, very nice answer, I'm totally using that.
Answer: Whoa, take it easy; I just met you. All I'm promising
is conversation for now, alright?
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Answer to test by pokernumen: "Hahahaha, please, don't flatter yourself; you're not that special. I'm just trying to be polite."

New Test: What makes you so different from all the other guys in here?

(I've seen a girl reverse the role and try to make YOU qualify for HER).
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Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you
New Test: What makes you so different from all the other guys in here?

(I've seen a girl reverse the role and try to make YOU qualify for HER).
"You see me talking to you don't you?"
(shoot back reply)
"Do you do anything out of the ordinary?"


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New Test:

A guy walks up with a drink for her. What do you do?

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New Test: What makes you so different from all the other guys in here?

(I've seen a girl reverse the role and try to make YOU qualify for HER).
"You see me talking to you don't you?"
(shoot back reply)
"Do you do anything out of the ordinary?"


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New Test:

A guy walks up with a drink for her. What do you do?

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Answer: Try to work the obstacle; if he's being a prick:
take a pen, throw it across the room and say "fetch."

Answer: Hey, bro what's up. Are you guys going out?
If he says yes and is lying, I wink at him and say "ahaha
yeaaaaah, I know what you're after." That way, they
obstacle will be futile because the target will think that
he's only after sex. She'll pay more attention to you that
way.

New Test: Guy has been dating her for a week.
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"You see me talking to you don't you?"
(shoot back reply)
"Do you do anything out of the ordinary?"


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New Test:

A guy walks up with a drink for her. What do you do?

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Answer: Try to work the obstacle; if he's being a prick:
take a pen, throw it across the room and say "fetch."

Answer: Hey, bro what's up. Are you guys going out?
If he says yes and is lying, I wink at him and say "ahaha
yeaaaaah, I know what you're after." That way, they
obstacle will be futile because the target will think that
he's only after sex. She'll pay more attention to you that
way.

New Test: Guy has been dating her for a week.
Please explain to me how you think this is a Shit Test according to the definition, which you will see I have posted on page 2.
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You know what? You don't have
to be a jerk about it. Just put
an answer down; who cares if
it's "not official"?

You have to admit, though; that
would have been a very tough one
to get out of.
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WTF???

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hope this thread is not dead yet....

HB: "you're just a player" (after she s seen you open multiple sets)

the answer i just thought of (not field tested yet): "No, I'm an entertainer!" and then tease her that you "might" entertain her for a little bit if she deserves it/behaves

do you guys think this would work?

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You know what? You don't have
to be a jerk about it. Just put
an answer down; who cares if
it's "not official"?

You have to admit, though; that
would have been a very tough one
to get out of.
Ok, this started off as a thread that I really liked because people were actually doing Shit Tests, but if you aren't doing Shit Tests, then this isn't the thread for you to post in, because you killed it by not putting up a proper test for the next guy. I'm not being a jerk, I'm trying to help the people who are here to actually improve their game. If you want to make a "how to disarm hard situations" thread, then sure, that would be ok, but it doesn't fit here.
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hope this thread is not dead yet....

HB: "you're just a player" (after she s seen you open multiple sets)

the answer i just thought of (not field tested yet): "No, I'm an entertainer!" and then tease her that you "might" entertain her for a little bit if she deserves it/behaves

do you guys think this would work?
Yes, this is a good response to that Shit Test. Don't forget to keep it going by putting another one down though.

Shit Test: Do these lines usually work on girls?
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Answer: Hahaha I haven't used any lines on you; you're
not that special ; ).

(That's a very touchy one--you have to make sure it's
the right girl and make sure you do it with a playful tone
and mood).

Test: Do you honestly think you can win me over?
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