AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
ME: Your other picture looks cooler
HER: This ain't myspace no more get outta here.
ME: Fuck you then
HER: (heart symbol)
JEALOUS BF: Kris, just shut the fuck up.
ME:......
She texted me before I realized he had posted this.
HER: Excuse my boyfriend he's immature
ME: Indeed
HER: I'm so sorry I'm deleting that entire comments. He's been acting stupid.
ME: Is he the jealous type? I mean to tell some one you don't know to shut the fuck up?
HER: Yeah I don't know. He is jealous. Like I said I'm sorry he did that!

it hurt my heart a little
ME: I guess I should take it as a compliment. (DLV?)
HER: haha yeah.
HER: Please don't say anything to him or write him anything just let it be...
ME: I don't got no beef he do...
So I need to time this right, which BF destroyer do I use on this girl and when?