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Car sex...
1. Should be performed in the back seat or in a large cargo area
2. Use a condom (to prevent mess, not necessary in a rental)
3. Roll down at least one window to reduce steam
4. Never undress completely
5. Apply parking break
6. Turn lights off as they make the rocking of the car more obvious
7. A blanket is recommended
8. Have water handy afterward since you probably forgot rule #3
9. If you leave music on make sure it's not the radio, commercial is a turn off
10. If the car is a coupe, fold front seats forward
These ten rules are simple guidelines for the one who wish to venture trying car sex, they are all intended for your amusement as well as for tips, maybe you didn't consider these simple but yet important things.
Feel free to add your own, I am looking forward to see what people learned from their mistakes!
1. I had sex in the front seat once (she was on top I was sitting). Very uncomfortable, and not many positions available. Also I swear my legs felt so cramped up and stiff. Also at one point I think her head hit the roof
2. duhh lol
3. hmm..never thought of that.
4. One of the first times I had sex in a car with a girl, we both undressed completely. Must have been the stupidest thing I have ever suggested in my life. I won't get into that though.
9. One time I turned the lights off, but left the music on, then the car wouldn't start afterwards. Has this happened to anyone?
I ended up calling my friend to help me out. Most awkward moment of my life, he showed up and ended walking walking past the side of the care and slipped on my condom. Which leads to a very given rule: dispose the fucking condoms correctly, where nobody can step and slip on them
