List down insults you have heard and we will find cool answes to them so you are prepared when Alpha-males tries to make fun of you. Like this

Insult:"Why do you smell funny?"
Answer: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before (make a big smile and tounge-mouth)

Insult: "Wow, what an ugly t-shirt!"
Answer: Yeah that can be fixed but your face can't!

A male tries to make fun of you by saying something like "Oh, you're so cool!" or "You look like [insert funny man/creature/whatever]
Good answers could be:
* I wish I could get even half as funny as you one day (and then ignore him).
* Awwww, look at him tryin to be funny.

Bring 'em on

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i have one for you bro i can't find an answer to

insult: you wish you could have this
response: ????
now for comeback

AMOGs
insult: you're fat
response: more of me to love, or it ain't fat its just a stomach of parting guess you don't party much?, why get the 6 pack when you can get the keg?

insult: you're ugly
response: no you just have never seen yourself in the mirror

insult: you're so annoying
response: i'm just friendly and happy your the one thats bitter

insult: why are you always smiling you look stupid
response: cuz smiling is fun you should try it sometime

i'll be back with more after tonight : )

Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

what should u do instead? just walk away? pretend like they didnt say anythin?

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I would just turn to the others saying, yeah, thats the way. Or yeah thats right. Anyways... go on as if nothing happened.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Exactly.

Also, alpha males generally don't feel the need to insult random guys at the bar. That shows major insecurity. So you should probably re-phrase the question.

However, if a target insults you, it's always beneficial to be witty in a cocky/funny way.

Never justify yourself!

Unless its a shit test... Then you win by pretending you didnt hear...

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

I agree with the others. You shouldn't feel the need to rage/give a come back. Answer to the others, not him. If you have to, I would playfully correct the "you're fat" response.

Insult: You're fat(or whatever).
Comeback: *playfully* Haha, well.. You're ugly. I can lose weight. (small pause, where you look serious. Then break into a playful smile and loosen up) No, just kidding, dude. You're great. (Pad on the shoulder to lower his social value and then turn to the group like nothing happened)

i had this girl that i said that she was arrogant
not to tease her but because i really ment it

nog she says behind my back that i am gay
but i am not what can i say to her ?

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If you're truly an "alpha male", people wont even bother to insult you.

They will ASSUME, and PREdetermine you as pure DHV, and have no NEED to rag on you.

If someone is stupid enough to rag on you, let your crew do the dirty work for you. IF you must retailiate, don't even sling insults; kill them with kindness.

Exactly. I just keep saying "What" like Stone Cold Steve Austin and then I flip them the double-birds and then give them the stunner. Then I get beers and chug them and then ladies follow me home.

Ignorance is the way forward with this . . .

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Agreed with what everyones saying but i cant justify my self to completley ignore it
however i do favour the one lined comebacks

Idiot of group : Your fat

Me :Awesome

Idiot of group : Your ugly

Me :Awesome

Idiot of group : Your so annoying

Me :Good

Idiot of group : Why are you smiling you look stupid

Me :smile and wink or just completely ignore


Heres one for you that happened to me the other day which i think would have ended up horribly wrong if the person didn't realize who i was with ( a big bunch of meaty guys with shaved heads , basically neo-natzi look a likes).

I was minding my own buisness on the dancefloor and a random black woman came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder . by her expression on her face i knew shit was probably about to go down .

"What ?" i said
"what are you laughing at fool ?" she replied ( i was definatley not laughing at her )
I just paused looked at her hand on my shoulder and said " i don't have time for this shit " and walked away to a big group of friends

If my friends wernet there i wouldnt of gotten away with that ... i still dont know how i would have reacted to that if i was on my own without getting K.O. d by some woman with more testosterone than every guy in the bar .

I quite like the Stone Cold Steve Austin "what" replies, they seem pretty funny

Although using the 'awesome' one liner sounds effective too

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