In a beer garden Thursday evening with friends. 9 Male 3 female HB8, then HB7, HB4 joins later.
Had no intention of doing any kind of closing tonight and I was gonna stick to it, regardless.
For the most part a boring night. Started off chatting with my mates, bloke stuff. At this point the only woman here is the HB8, which is my friends girlfriend.
An hour or so passes and im getting more and more bored. Completely uninterested in any of the conversations happening, I start telling jokes to my friend who is sitting immediatly to my left.
As I start telling the first joke, the HB7 and HB4 (+fiance) join the group. The HB7 takes a seat next to me and is talked to, rather awkwardly in my opinion, by another of my friends who is sitting to her right. Couldnt put my finger on the awkwardness but it came across as "I dunno what to say to you" from the both of them. Mostly mundane stuff like how nice the weather is etc etc.
I know shes sat next to me at this point but I dont acknowledge her at all.
About 4 jokes in, me and my mate are laughing at each other, trying to out-do each other. I rib him about him only ever knowing rubbish jokes about pirates and he jokingly tells me to sod off, then starts texting my jokes to the girls on his phone. The HB7 would have heared every word.
At this point I glance over to my right and im seemingly kiddnapped into the conversation the HB7 is having with my friend - as i look over, she looks over at me and finnishes the sentance she started with my friend, looking at me.(?) (IOI? or just trying to get out of awkwardsville?)
HB7 "...so im always short of cash."
I quickly glance her up and down. Black heels, well dressed, looks a bit of a girly girl but has short, funky hair, probably very confident.
me "I bet its from all those pink sparkly heels you keep buying."
HB7 "Pink sparkles?? Omg, I would never buy heels like that!"
me "ok, ok, purple sparkles. You should really stop buying so much shoes!" (Playfully)
HB7 "I've got loads! My attic is full of suitcases with shoes in them!"
me "You collecting them or something?" (with a grin)
HB7 "No, lol, im getting rid of them eventually."
She has fully turned her body towards now. Her back is more or less towards awkward-guy.
me "oh, right. Your taking them all down the charity shop. I bet they love you."
HB7 "I never used to be that bad, only since I started studying fasion."
me "You? Studied fasion?" (Mock disbelief, with a grin - but I dont think she picked up on it)
HB7 "Yeah but I used to be a real tomboy before I went to uni. Now Im making dresses and selling them."
At this point my m8 that i was telling jokes to chirps in and I notice that awkward-friend has vanished. Her hand with a glass of white wine in it has slowly worked its way towards my knee / thigh and every now and again the base of the glass brushes against me. (IOI?)
m8 "Is that what you do for a living?"
HB7 "Nah, I like, sell coins to people at the moment." (Spoken mostly while looking at me)
me "lol, what? you sell money? like a con artist?" (playfully)
HB7 "No, lol. they are rare collector coins. I get 2.5% commision for whatever I sell. Like yesterday I sold a coin for £4000."
me "ah, so you got £100 for that." (answered immediatly)
HB7 "I think so, yeah! We have to phone up collectors and try to sell the coins over the phone so I cant talk this way when I'm at work."
me "Ya, you'll have to put on a much posher voice than that. Thats kinda a wierd job tho. Howd you get it?" (Maybe should have asked to hear her posh voice?
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HB7 "Do you know *Guys Name*?"
me "ya." (I didnt... well, knew of him - vaguely, through a friend of a friend of a friend who had met him once)
HB7 "I mentioned I was looking for a job and he offered it to me. He's my manager."
me "ah! say no more!"
I give her a cheeky look as if to say "You scratch his back and he'll scratch yours?" and she has no come-back to it. Dunno if she was blushing cos she was wearing makeup
may have just over-neggd her and offended her but she's not pulling and angry / neutral / offended expression, so I dunno.
A few moments pass and she gets up to talk to her HB4 friend the HB4's fiance who is sitting about 9 foot infront of us. As she gets up, im 100% positive she mumbles something like "be right back / Just a sec" Didnt catch exactly what she said, but it sounded apologetic.
Anyways shes now standing about 8 foot infront of me with her back to me, chatting to her friend and i'm the only one directly behind her apart from "joke-mate" whos been staring at his phone for most of the encounter and is still staring at it, and, theres this point where she suddenly "adjusts" her top...
...She's wearing this long top that comes down over her arse and TIGHT... TIGHT!! black leggings on. She lifts up the back of her top, revealing this awesome arse and the leggings are so tight I can see the thong running between her cheeks. She adjusts... something... for the life of me I cant work out what, then pulls her top back down over her arse again.
All this happens in seconds and i'm sitting there wondering "was that for me or was she adjusting herself?!" (IOI?
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I go back to chatting and joking (loudly) with joke-mate but we end up leaving about 5 to 10 minutes after that because we (secretly) found everyone else boring. We got up and said our goodbyes as we walked off. Everyone (bar the HB7) acknowledged that we were leaving, said goodbye or waved etc. I did notice her look around JUST as we were out of sight and was told that she didnt stay long after we left, (IOI maybe?) to most of my friends relief - they said that she wouldnt stop talking about herself
Thoughts? Areas to improve?
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