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Me:Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy ass people! You'll be safe, I'm just texting to say bye(;
Hb:Wwoooow
Me: I know, i'm hilarious(:
Hb: Ahah, I bet you sent that to like 758291332 other people?
Me: It was the funniest thing I heard all day, so I wanted to share it with my best friend... and I thought you might like it too(;

lmao!!! this is awesome!

God. That is a good one man. Definitely going to try this out sometime. Looks like gold.

Used the "made you look " text, worked like a charm.
Received back "Lol, Dork"

LOL love it!!

Did a little playful texting after that and lead into asking her to hang out.

ya i like the send a blank text one haha nice !!!!!!!!!1 nice post

When they don't reply:

"Hey, reply of you get this text message, just checking to see if you were real or just a figment of my imagination. "

Field tested: Sometimes they reply, sometimes they don't. Either way it's playful and you can simultaneously demonstrate an un-needy sense of humour and screen them for having a similar sense of humour.

I created a pure gold one, but the lame thing it looks like shit in English. It does work in my language tho. But maybe you can fix it for US use. (It's the multiple choice question).

So this is what I texted (I met her two week ago, kissed her and got her number):

Me: Ive got a beep in my ear, your fantasizing about me...
She: Haha, I was reading about -blah- (philosophical school) are u a -blah-?
Me: Does that mean that im hot? Then yes I am.
She: Then i WAS thinking about you!
Me:Guess what I am thinking right now,
I want you...
a)talking to me
b)
c)to leave me alone

She: B.
Me: wish is the father of thought, guess your good at multiple choice

NOTE:((wish is the father... is a european proverb about wishfull thinking, a misinterpreting of Shakespeare))

She: You are clever, are you a psych major?
Me: I study women
She: Interesting, getting your degree soon?
Me: Cum laude at the moment, but I wont stop studying
She: You better not!
Me: I tutor on the subject 'female body' too
She: Im not interested in the female body, do you give classes on the male body too?
Me: Dont think you can handle that
(...) And we went on from there, talking about sex. And then I said i had to leave.

funny... hope you won't mind me putting this to use

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nice list. thanks

This is awesome stuff lol i enjoyed the zoo one. Im going to test these int he field and let you know how they result. THANKS

Ok, I though the "send blank message" was clever, so I decided to field test it on 2 girls.

Me:
NM: Thanks for the blank message, I appreciate it.
Me: I sent you a blank message?
NM: Yepppp. Completely blank. I can forward it to you if you want.
Me: You know NM, you don't have to make up stuff just to talk to me.
NM: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaattt thhhhhheeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh rench fries?!?! You really think that??? I'll forward it to you. Hold one.
NM: FWD:
Me: That IS very mysterious...maybe my phone just misses you.
NM: Probablyy. Most likely. It happens alot.
Me: I know, my phone and I have a very special bond, so when people are on my mind it acts on its own.
NM:Soooo your saying I was on your mind? Lol
Me: Yeah, I was thinking about all the annoying people in my contacts.
NM: Ohhhhhhhhhhh shut ur faaaace!! Lol

That is it so far for this convo.

Ok, here is my second conversation with the blank text method.

me:
her:????
me:what?
her:You sent me a blank message.
me: Wow Name, it must be embarrassing that you have to make up stuff in order to talk to me.
her:Lmao. No it is sad how you have to send blank messages to start a conversation. Lol. ( I was thinking "Fuck, this kinda failed quickly.")
me: Good joke. So when are you going to get to the opener.
her: Hold on!!! I cnt go on until you say u sent me a blank message.
me: You know, we're blaming each other for this, but i think I really know what happened.
her:Ummm.nopee. I got evidence.
me: Well aren't we quick to judge? There is a perfect explanation if you just hear me out.
her: Okk then. Explain urself & i'm not quick to judge. I'm like the most understanding person out there.
me: Ok, I understand you are not quick to judge.
her:Good, so what is your explanation.
me: Yeah, it is good. I don't like people thinking that I also judge to quickly.
her:Same here. I hate it when people judge by cover.
me:You're getting off topic. I have an explanation to give, remember?
her:Okk. I'm waiting for you to explain.
me: Have you ever thought about people's imperfections?
her:Umm ya? Is there a point to this?
me: Ya there is. My phone was just thinking out loud.
her: Ohh. Haha. And what are my imperfections?
me:Well, what did my first message say? ( Smooth as a motherfucker.)
her: Ohhhhh. Haa. Omg i feel heka stupid. Ummmm ya right.
me: Elina my phone really likes you, are you available this friday?
her: Sorry, going to the lake.
me: My phone is a disappointed, would you be able to reschedule for Saturday?
her: Yeah
me: Oh yeah, is it OK if my phone brings me also? He is a little shy.
her: Hahaha. Yeah sure, that's fine.

Mission accomplished.

Here's one that I've tested once, tell me what you think:

Me: You getting the brain waves?
HB: What does that mean?
Me: It means my ESP still doesn't work. Damn.
HB: Hahaha... Why didn't you come to Chris's?
Me: Yao Ming was over at my house. You missed out.
HB: That sucks... I shoulda been there!
Me: Yeah, he's overrated, though. I beat him in some pickup bball with harry potter.

And things just kept going on from there. I'd say this is a good tease/comfort routine for anyone interested.

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smooth all of them are. thank you

"wasssupp freakk!" ... works everytime