Hey fellow PUAs, slick here. Thought I'd join and share with you some baller stuff I've been having a ton of success with here in north bk.

First thing you got to realize is that the burg (williamsburg) and the bush (bushwick) and the point (greenpoint) are loaded with some fine HCs (hipster cunts) rockin GGs (grandma glasses) and LACDegs (liberal arts college degrees). HCs are head over heels smarter than your average HB, so they don't go for easy routines. But what can I say? I'm a man who likes a challenge 8-)

I'll break it down for you with a real life app: A few weekends ago I was getting hammered at this very exclusive Williamsburg nightclub called Union Pool (had no trouble getting in, natch, that's insta social proof). I step out into the courtyard (i'm alone BTW, i prefer to work that way and fortunately i usually am) and spy a BB (bitch bloc) of 3 hot HCs, all 9-10. After several minutes of discreetly observing them I select the one I want and walk right up to her

her friends are in the middle of some stupid story so I put my finger up in a "silence" motion and smile. that shuts em up ;). then I have this exchange with the one i'm gaming for:

me: hey, nice height. you look like patti smith. (a rock and roll musician, pretty obscure reference, DHV)
hc: [blushing] oh thank you
me: yeah too bad she sucks!

right here i've introduced a serious neg. for one, she probably likes patti smith but is insecure about it. she's probably going through her mental inventory of patti smith songs wondering which ones she really does like. is gloria that great of a song? rock and roll nigger?? when was the last time she even listened to horses? after letting her fall into this spiral of self-doubt i let her do the talking

hc: err, yeah, i'm not too fond of patti smith either. what kind of music do you listen to?
me: the sound of me typing in my successful blog. i'm a very influential blogger by the way. i own a vespa and have never ridden on a city bus. (insane DHV here)

at this point she's extremely wet for me so all i have to do is S the D (seal the deal). i lay this nice little trick on her:

me: (affecting thick scottish accent) what say you and me go to my apartment and listen to some vinyl music on my record player?
hc: i'd love to
me: you know, i just got the new PATTI SMITH album, why don't we listen to that *exaggerated wink*

right here he jaw drops all the way to the floor, and later, i shove my dick in it. i've been rockin this routine for the past few weeks now with insane levels of success. i've been swimming in soiled american apparel panties! (i tend to steal them for my own purposes) so if any of you keyboard jockeys want some more material on impressing these fine trendy hcs, slick'll be more than happy to provide. anything for a fellow PUA.

see you at the lair!!! - slick

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HAhah nice post, BK here as well!! Down in Park Slope, sharing a lil brownstone with my buds for the summer (call it the Gigolo Gaol -- lol). Love your comical set, really gets those Hipster Bitch's going. They loooove the quirky approach. Haven't had much luck yet so far since I moved into the neighborhood, thinkin I might start off slow with some entry-lev eazies up at the ol' Charleston back in the Burg or something. Classic groad to prime my chode. An old ox like myself's gotta ease back into the game, esp. after a messy breakup (note to self: NEVER joke around with a humorless girl while she's sleeping ). Gettin pregamed right now, I'll keep yall updated in this thread. BROOOKLYYYNNNNNNNNN

Is anyone else calling bullshit on this? lol

I thought he was just joking around...I mean...he can't be serious about this...can he?

sounds like a couple pussies are too afraid to try it. die virgins losers!

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Are you guys kiddin me?? this city is full of AFCs. these hcs drop their panties at the drop of a hat when they meet a real man who knows his way around some negs. you gotta try it, but not when i'm around, cause i can outneg any bro. fastest negger this side of the east river :twisted:

- slick

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"hanging out and having a blast with my bros" - thats what i always say

"Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard." - oscar wilde

I guess trolls exist in every forum on the internet.

I'd love for you to come to my town where everything hipster originates (or LA) and try this.

Crash and burn troll. lol

I don't know if you're joking or what.
Just because I don't feel the need to use some "routine" by a kid off the internet, doesn't mean I'm a "pussy and virgin loser". I don't need canned routines anymore, I can pick up girls easily without 'em. Just be being myself.

I don't hate mystery method and all that neg stuff because it's how it started me off, even though I never have used many negs before.
Negs come from the mindframe that the girl is higher value than you, and you need to insult her or make her question something about herself so that it drops her value DOWN to yours. Instead I see myself as higher value than any man or woman I meet, therefore I don't need to neg any girls to drop them DOWN to my level. I see it that I have so much value that I can give it out in the form of compliments and just general talk, to bring her value UP to my standards.

Negs are based on the assumption that you are a loser who needs to put others down to get them to like you and/or doesn't see himself up to a girls standards so he needs to bring her standards down or some shit.

I do a bit of teasing with girls in a friendly/funny way but it is NEVER to put them down or for the purpose of lowering their "shields". I see it as girls only put up shields for guys they think are losers/untrustworthy. Therefore the bitch shield doesn't exist for me.

i am an objectivist and according to ayn rand murdering women is an acceptable expression of my masculine individuality

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