2 Min ago
To: AdamTheGreat

this is by far the best message i have ever recieved on myspace.cheers.it made my life.

4 Min ago
To: AdamTheGreat

ha ha do you know how much i laughed reading that lol you brightened up my day
xx

first two replys , this shit is sick guys thanks alot !

edit: sent out 71 of these msgs so far and 6 replys, alot of them are unread at the moment i guess the girls wont have come online to check yet

but it can have the ocasional cock block/insult reply so be aware !!

From HB6
Ok, well thats a cryin shame! it really is, but let me just say, even in a world of make believe i would NEVER agree to marry you, infact the thought makes me feel physically sick, i don't even need to read your profile to figure out how much of a pit stain you are, do not msg me again!
Ps. EW EW EW!

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but on the other hand bitches like the example above are soon forgotten when i get a responce like ths from a hb7

o: AdamTheGreat

well, to be honest with you, I had to sell the house in Hawaii to pay for your rehab bill, and the dog is dead, so what the fuck do I get? A broken heart?? I deserve more than that Adam :'(

Leah

ps.
The cat was run over today, by that fucking neighbor kid... fucking arsehole.
I kent you loved that cat, but it's dead now...


then replied to the pablo line with this


I didn't have a fling with Pablo, how naive can you get, I had a fling with Pablo's gf, Maria. And if you had paid attention enough you would have noticed that, instead of drinking all of my whisky

And yes, all our pets are dead and gone, and the house as well, but that is what happends when you marry a scottie :D

But I still deserve more than a broken heart, dead pets and empty whisky bottles what about our flat in Wales?

I just tried this. I made contact at 10:34pm and sent a total of 7 emails in 2 hours.

My target sent ten back and actually got so into the story that she stole steps 3 and 4 within her responses. I stuck with the plan and by step 8, she was describing the angry sex we have and how it's the only way to get out her feelings.

I closed on her number with almost no effort.

This was my first online sarging.

Narcan

solid f-ing gold. 24 karat. already got 4 replies, 3 are playing along, one just got an "lol boo " up to step 4 with one, step 2 with two of them. sent out 36 msgs on POF, 3 replies and the other was facebook, with a ton of unread so we'll see over the next few days. this is unbelievable. i used to be maybe the biggest non-keyboard jockey AFC in the universe until a month ago. this thread has opened my eyes to the online game as well. amazing.

If you copy it word-for-word, keep in mind this is all over google. It's very easy to find this whole routine, and girls asking "WTF is this, i got 20 similar messages in the past 2 months" et cetera, when you google the first sentence.
The most beautiful women get hit on a lot, and some of them think they see a PUA when they first see this. This isn't necessarily a problem; just a minor inconvinience that going forward you need to avoid the most popular gimmicks. You're more..."on your own."
Personally, i like it and think this is very funny. It is absolutely perfect for instant messengers. If i were sending this as a message, i would slightly alter the words it so it's not quickly found by google as unoriginal, and would change the subject to her qualifying herself after the second message of this routine, as i think it's important to number-close within five or six messages as a general rule.

It's a good thing I'm dutch making this one alot harder to google ^^
It hasn't really worked for me so far though..

I went through the whole routine with this girl it worked great. She played along and she even switched things up a bit (She said Pablo was to short so she banged his twin brother Escobar). Then this happened, and I’m stuck.


I said: Well I suppose you're right. It might be worth the effort to get back together though. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Escobar's number. lol

Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding.

HB8: lol ur smooth. i have to give u props

Did you chat with her about anything other than the silly story opener you've been using?

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Silly opener? I take it you don’t approve.

That is about all we have talked about. She talked about me doing french hookers and her ex boyfriend but she always goes back to the "marriage" so i just keep going with it.

When I say silly opener, I mean it literally as silly. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying that it's just a joke you guys are throwing back and forth at each other.

That being said, it needs to branch off into real conversation for her to want to give you her number. Find a spot where you can make a nice subtle transition to something real, because you may start coming off as more of a novelty rather than a potential love interest.

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I decided to give this one a try and this is how the chat went:


(10:09:17 pm)HB9a:how kind of you... :/
(10:13:01 pm)me:Well, I figured it’s the least I could do after all the memories… even though you probably don’t remember why we divorced do you?
(10:14:03 pm)HB9a:umm,..no. another woman? lol
(10:15:10 pm)me:Nice try, actually it’s because I found out about your fling with the pool boy… whatever his name was
(10:16:38 pm)HB9a:i dont even have a pool. i live in hawaii remember?
(10:19:43 pm)me:It was at another one of our homes “we were doing well financially”
(10:20:58 pm)HB9a:you were doing financially...i had nothing to do with property i didnt live in
(10:21:27 pm)HB9a:I stayed in hawaii while you few where ever else you called a home.
(10:25:12 pm)me:You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember the trips we used to take to get away.
(10:27:44 pm)me:and the dinners I would make you?
(10:28:25 pm)HB9a:yes but you were the one accusing me of cheating.
(10:31:45 pm)me:So you really didn’t cheat?
(10:32:36 pm)HB9a:no. but you have already divorced me and i dont want to be in a relationship where the person will always think that i am or will
(10:34:52 pm)me:Geez, I can see I made a mistake letting you go. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together. I promise not to be so quick to judge this time
(10:36:02 pm)HB9a:idk. theres a reason why things happen the way it does
(10:37:57 pm)me:But we seem to get along so well now. Honestly I think that we should just start over.
(10:38:47 pm)HB9a:I think it might be better if we just stayed friends for now.
(10:42:48 pm)me: Well I suppose you're right. It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise get rid of that guys number if you have it.
(10:43:39 pm)HB9a:there was no other guy
(10:48:27 pm)me:That’s a relief… Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff
(10:49:01 pm)HB9a:shows how much you cared
(10:49:45 pm)me:Well, I was pretty upset at the time and I wasn’t thinking rationally.
(10:50:38 pm)HB9a:now whos fault is that...
(10:51:57 pm)me:I almost forgot how harsh you could be.
(10:52:21 pm)HB9a:only when i have a reason to
(10:55:28 pm)me:Yea, but we used to always make up so well
(10:57:11 pm)HB9a:use to. this is serious stuff now...divorce? yeah. and you lost my number. so its this or nothing
(11:00:13 pm)me:Are you upset with me ? To tell you the truth I always thought your angry face was cute, but I guess it’s too late to tell you that now.
(11:04:06 pm)HB9a:yeah too late. you might as well move on.
(11:05:03 pm)me:Are you telling me there is now way I can mak e it up to you?
(11:05:40 pm)HB9a:yeah
(11:07:20 pm)me:Can we at lea st start over as friends?
(11:07:56 pm)HB9a:we can be friends but theres no starting over
(11:10:56 pm)me:I guess that’s better than nothing, well it’s getting late over here and I think it’s time I get some sl eep… can we talk more tomorrow?
(11:12:08 pm)HB9a:maybe well c
(11:14:06 pm)me:Ok then, sweet dreams


Looking back I can see where I lost control of this situation and instead of changing the subject I ended up with a conversation that I'm nearly to ashamed to post. But what’s done is done and all I can do is get better so i figured i would get the opinions of those with more experience than me… any pointers on what I could have done differently?

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Hey guys,

how should I continue when she replied "Sorry, you had to mix me up with someone else."? Should I let it go or is there a way to continue?

Thanks

No... Just switch up the game to fit what she said… maybe continue with something like, “that’s exactly what you said when I confronted you for your little swings with Pablo… remember?

The point is that you need to make sure that your are only joking around with her, otherwise she probably isn’t going to continue with you.

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This fucking shit worked like a charm. Heres the convo so far.

Me;After a very rigorously brief view of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. THANKS for all of the wonderful imaginary memories. You will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart.

Your Ex-Husband

The Stiffmeister

Oh and PS; You can keep the house in Hawaii but im going to need half of our money according to state law.

Response; hahahahahhaha:) i need child support kthnxxxx and btw wer gonna have a pre nup sooooo u aint gettinggg shit

PS polska rulesss

Me; Look, after all of the hard work I put in in raising our kids and taking care of our family this is how your gonna repay me by not paying me at all? That is unacceptable and unfair.

And we divorced because of our fling with the pool boy Pablo remember?

Oh, and I almost forgot. -2 cool points for you for saying Polska rules. Lithuania rules Polska. Remember that

What are your thoughts? Feedback would be appreciated.

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Cut the shit, time to fuck.

Not a big fan of this... sent 6 messages, 4 read and deleted. One said she didnt know what I was talking about and the other was along the same sort of lines but I've managed to change th subject with her and we're still messaging eachother.

Maybe its a american thing and london girls are to stuck up to play along?!?

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