been busy this week, so haven't really been out stealing all the ladies but found some time yesterday, and thought i would post up my field report. i will also break it down, and explain what exactly i did and why so you guy can gather some good tips and ideas.

so anyway, i finish work at around 7 (working slightly overtime) and decide to go to a bar (im by myself)

i go in and find that its pretty empty, a few people at the bar, and sitting down etc.

anyway, in the corner with a friend is an absolutely stunning, genuine, 100%, legit, SUPER HB10 with her friend (who by the way is around a 8, so not bad eh?)

anyway, i walk over to them, very fast(showing confidence, and that i really can't wait to get to them) with a giant smile, showing teeth (makes my look approachable)

when i get to them, they are sitting close together. i am the man. i want to be in the middle, so i say to the hb10 'excuse me, but somebody better call god, because hes missing an angel' and then 'would you mind if i sit in between you two lovely ladies?'

naturally they smile and say yes, sure.

so im in the ideal place, right in between them, and just getting in my flow.

i start off the convo by talking about the weather (it was an exceptionally lovely day) 'so its such a nice day to day it really is hot, but not as hot as you' - 'whats your name sexy?'

(with the above i am opening her up, and breaking down her defenses)

she tells me her name is hannah, and i say 'wow that is an amazing name'

anyway, we hang around for a bit talking about the weather, what ages we are and our jobs etc. and then her friend leaves and im left with hannah.

i decide to neg her a bit, so i say 'hey at first i thoght u were gorgeous but in actual fact you are fucking ugly' - at this point i walk away and go to the toilet (this is a good powerful neg that works wonders and really makes the girl go on an emotional rollercoaster)

anyway, obviously it was just a neg and my every intention was to return to the girl after a piss.

so i go back into the bar and i see that she is no longer sitting down, i look out the window and see her getting in her car, ready to leave. i run out quickly and stand in front of her car, and say:

'hey please dont leave, i really like you i was only negging u back there'

'neg?' she says (i let it slip by using our lingo in front of a girl)

'yes, i am a pickup artist, a neg is a something that we use to make a girl feel emotionally detached for a while, and then we say something nice to draw her back in, but anyway, look i really like you and wondered if we could exchange numbers'

'look, i am not dating at the moment' she says

'please, i would do anything for you'
'i wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table' (its important to say this in a relaxed manner so that you dont come off desperate)

anyway, eventually after a bit of hassle we exchange numbers! - bingo. mission complete.

so yeh, there you have it. a pretty swift and effective field, and iv tried my best to break it down and explain the psychology behind it. any questions dont hesitate to ask. cheers.

This sounds made up...but if its true then you never tell a girl shes "fuckin ugly". Thats not a neg. Thats an insult.

99% Sure that this is made up.

Why would they even let you in to sit between them if they have NO idea of who you are and never spoken to you before. And the first thing you say is that. xD

For a start.. those lines are something taken straight out of the AFC handbook..

Very unlikely that 2 women would go to a bar, just to have one of them ditch after a few minutes. Furthermore, It's even less likely that the girl you blatantly insulted would drive away while leaving her friend within a 100meters of you..

..Calling her ugly.. well, if you consider that a Neg - you are missing something, and i'm really surprised you didn't get slapped. Look at it this way, in the 45seconds it takes for you to take a piss, she packed her stuff and apparently walked out of the bar - she took it as a cue to get far away from you.

Now running in front of her car to talk to her makes you look like some psycokiller..

and finally... if she still gave her real number to you, then she's the fool.. or just willing to do anything to get away.

Dude, shit posts like this are counterproductive to guys who actually want to improve their social circle and sex life.. go onto some other site more suited to accommodate your fantasies.

In conclusion: utter crap.

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alrite, your post annoyed me.

here i am a nice guy in my twenties posting up a field report including a break down analysis in an attempt to educate people without the skills required to pick up women, and ure sitting there in your chair taking the piss insulting me, saying im doing it wrong etc etc. TWO WORDS for you buddy, im AN EXPERT - think before you speak. constructive critism is one think but you crossed the border there buddy

next time u look to start an argument make sure you dont pick the wrong guy to have one with. i dont like humiliating other people but i will if i have to. BUDDY.

Three words

Tongue
in
Cheek


Lovin it "the-man-himself"

Can't wait for future reports

May I suggest the following lines;

"Girl, you must be tired...Cos you been runnin thru my mind ALL DAY!!"

or

Girl, you wit (important to say WIT in a faux gangsta accent) all dose curves and me with no brakes!!"



Scamps

hahaha you have to be kidding, total rubbish

tho it did make me laugh reading it, please keep them coming

There are a lot of things you could improve on:

1. You started out with a pick-up line, which I dont suggest because you complimented them too early, you just met them.

2. You started the convo well and then once again you make a silly pick-up line: (so its such a nice day to day it really is hot, but not as hot as you'). These girls have heard it before, you are not the first dude to try a cheesy pickup line on them, you have to be different so that they remember you, otherwise your just another tool trying to get in their pants.

3. Saying "hey at first i thoght u were gorgeous but in actual fact you are fucking ugly" - is not a neg, its an insult. Neg by saying something about her clothes, hair, whatever, not her body. You could have said something like: "I really like your hair but your friends hair is definitely better, you should ask her for some tips" - something silly like that.

4. You did a shitty insult (not a neg) then left her hanging and you expect her to be sitting there waiting for a random dude who just insulted her? - Not gonna happen

5. Don't tell her you were negging her

6. you say: "please, i would do anything for you" then "i wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table". You're showing that she's the prize and you want her badly, dont do that...ever. Remember, YOU are the prize, not her. And once again you give a cheesy pickup line which tells her you just want to fuck her. Tip: you dont want her to think you're just trying to sleep with her, you want her to think you dont want to sleep with her.

7. She gave you her number? Congrats, have you tried calling it? If its not fake then she will never answer your call. She gave you her number so that you would stop hassling her.

I suggest trying this again, to different girls obviously. Correct your mistakes and see how much better it goes the next few times around.

-Sleye

First of all, i think that u acted like a total 100% AFC, but remember, AFCs can get lucky. PUAs control the situation minimazing the luck factor as much as possible.

Second is that girls can give u a fake number or the real one to get u away. Its much less violent for them to ignore ur calls couple of times than do it on your face.

Ill like to quote Mystery here when he says "number is not a close" that is why S3 is sex. Number is asked to time bridge her and get the f-close

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