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| 'Vlad' | PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:04 am | |
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Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:48 am
Posts: 94
Location: Near London, England | | So I haven't posted regularly for godonlyknowshow long...
I have been working on my own material and modifications to existing methods. I've been getting pretty successfull too... All without a wing, just some mates who just think I have big balls and know nothing about this whole community...
Anyway, I read ciarans shock and awe for the first time last night and thought "fuck it... Why not give it a whirl?"
came up with 2 new openers off the top of my head. Neither of them 'should' work, but they do!
PURE GOLD
"do me a favour. Settle an argument with me and (insert name) over there. We disagree, he thinks you're completely bald and I think you're brazilian. Who's right?"
I shit you not, one proper club girl just stared at me for about five seconds while I stood there looking like I already knew I'd cracked it. The she took my hand and put it down her knickers. ON THE DANCEFLOOR! She asked me who was right!
Incidently I was right ;-p
BALLS. You either have them or you don't!
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| Defiance | PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 6:02 pm | |
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Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:29 am
Posts: 29 | | That is fantastic. Delivery at it's best.
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