Hey guys, I'm panicing here lol.


Met this HB8, blablabla, she wants me pretty bad - Im getting laid tonight if I play my cards right. This is the second time we meet, ever.


My question is - what the hell are we supposed to do? Got the house for myself, but I don't wanna just pop a DVD in the TV and watch a movie - A bit too cliché isn't it?

At the same time, I don't wanna take her too the zoo or something like that, it's a bit too exhausting and cold outside .


Also, I wanna fuck this girl, not talk to her - call me an asshole but that's my agenda.

I will lick the toes of those helping me. If you're in to that kind of thing.

dont know if it will help you now, but if you dont wanna do the movie thing try some "tongue in cheek" romantics like play some soft music and tell her she's the only girl in the world for you( all w/ an air that say's you know im joking) tell her you need help learning how to slow dance( definite kino)

think outside the box
lick her toes instead, its thanks enough lol

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que sara sare, LET THAT SHIT RIDE

Thank you sir.

Just found out my mom is coming home in 3-4 hours, and my girl is coming over in half an hour! My house looks like a mess, and I'm not dressed. Im so fucking fucked.

My plan now is getting wasted and improvise, this won't be pretty.

Good night.

how does this song goes? owe.. right..:
"relax take it easy"

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"StreetLight!! Stop seeing every problem in life like it's a chick you didn't hit on!"

My advice - DO NOT WATCH MOVIES!!!

Go straight to business. I simply cannot imagine spending 60-120 minutes with a girl, watching a movie and just sitting there and nothing's going on... This cements her comfort zone and eventually nothing happens.

Well, once a girl came over to my place.

I kindly welcomed her, she took a seat in the living room, I made a little coffee, we had a little chat and I started escalating. Before finishing my coffee, I just remained silent for 2 minutes, until she felt kinda "anxious", I put my palm on her cup and guided her hand down to the table and we started making out.

Just escalate smoothly.

You already know it's on? Don't you?

I hope you can repeat what I did.

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I can FIX ANYTHING!!!

lol, good luck mate!

Let us know what happpen bud!

thats because the movie is the bridge....youre stupid if you think nothing can happen during a movie

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Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future

i agree a movie can be a great gateway to a close if you do it right

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que sara sare, LET THAT SHIT RIDE

wow, I got drunk.

How the night went down:


- We met just outside my house, kissed her on the cheek and struck a pretty shallow conversation up, no awkward silence at least.

- Went in my house, we sat down, and I could instantly feel this was weird, mainly because we just sat there doing nothing. I was pretty drunk, so I had this "great" idea to talk about the awkward silence we were having, and getting rid off the awkwardness that way. Amazingly, it kinda worked, and our conversation instantly went more deep.

- Started watching a movie, kissed her INTENSELY after 30 seconds or so.

- blabla, more kissing etc.

- eventually ended up on the verge of fucking, when I realized I had left my condom somewhere else, and I was too drunk and lazy at that point to go get it.

She's totally sweet tho, gotta give her a call, maybe show her my sober side for once, she deserves that for sticking with the annoying-drunk me for that many hours!