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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:06 am 
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
theres always acceptions to the rules man like for the 3 second rule can be replaced by the 3 minute rule... as long as you know what your doing theres always an acception.


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What to say when she is nervous:

"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You
maybe as an opener aswell. if u can cold read some shy girl
this is good. can i try this with kino, like using my fingers and gently push her cheeks up, this making her smile?


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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before.
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.

me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk

3 seconds pause

she: ups, water (laughts)


another one

me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same
me: is it 37?

its usually 37, but you can never be sure about it:)
what if she says other numbers, like 17, 15, 35, etc?


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What to say as a disqualifier:

(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)

"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You
Too bad most targets aren't thinking far enough ahead to lay down a brazen comment like this.

But this is a great comeback for any of them that are.


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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
I knew a Turkish girl called Jessica, lol


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What to say as a disqualifier:

(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)

"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You

dude this one is FUCKING gold!! i wish i had seen it a couple of days ago :*


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What do I do if she responds negatively to this?
Whatever you do don't act nervous, embarrassed, or apologize. Just be confident and brush it off like nothing ever happened. Oh yeah, and don't do it again!

You could say something like this with a smile. "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!"

im thinking " i thought i was being cute and funny, hmm guess i was just being cute"
would work for this one?


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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?

i think this would be a good one

"and you look/sound like game, but i dont make judgements based on apperances"

"trust you to kno what a player looks like" or something else that implies she hangs around players.


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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?

i think this would be a good one

"and you look/sound like game, but i dont make judgements based on apperances"

"trust you to kno what a player looks like" or something else that implies she hangs around players.

I would use more of Gambler's approach. Like jokingly say.

"Aww baby you know your the only girl for me. "

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HB ''You look like a player''
ME ''Nah, I'm not, it's just the girls in here are really good at getting my number''

Obviously use this in a bar/club but I'm sure you can adapt it. I've never tested it so tell me what you think.


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i have used something along those lines, but just say something like this

you:can you keep a secret
HB:yes
you:promise
HB:yes
you: prove it! tell me one so i got something on you
HB: (insert stupid girl secret here)
you: okay heres mine, whisper something like "im going to the mall tomarrow, dont tell anyone because i wont be in the mood to sign autographs."
Fair enough but you could always change the last one by saying somthing along the lines of " OMG, you just told a complete stranger, me, a secret, how will i be able to trust you now!"
Then you can proceed to regain her " trust " by doing a trust test.

This is not tested YET... but any comments would be encouraged as i am new to the game
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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?
- Dont hate the player, hate the game (jokingly - esp. if your no hip hop kinda guy)
- Thanks for the compliment
- If I was a player we'd already be back at my place, this usually takes ME atleast another 5 minutes.
- Me? No. I hate Baseball/Basketball/Football i'm more a chess kind of guy.
- If by player you mean the best looking guy you met all night...
- And we were having such a great conversation ... until you were rude.
- I have too much respect for women to be a player. Plus you don't really have to be a player to get girls, i mean there all pretty dim these days.
- I have too much respect for women to be a player. But seriously how much would it cost to see your tits?
- I have too much respect for women to be a player.... loads more.
- I knew a player once, i taught him everything he knew.
- What's a player?.... Well i'm flattered.
- Oh really, what do you think I play, something macho I hope.
- I find that offensive, i'm a master pickup artist.
- I'm not really a player, i'm the person players call when they are having girl trouble.
- I don't need to be a player, i just carry a knife.
- Why would I need to be a player, rohypnol is far easier.
(careful with the last 2!)

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Jay, I hope you can take this into your consideration.

What if a girl calls out, "You sound/look like a player?"

What should we say?
- Why would I need to be a player, rohypnol is far easier.
(careful with the last 2!)
Now, that made me laugh! :)

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I love these they're gold. ive already tried a few
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.

me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk

3 seconds pause

she: ups, water (laughts)
this is the one that has worked the best for me. its a really good one to use as an opener. i think it displays a little bit of value to. showing a little whit and humor

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I heard this a couple of days befor, not field tested yet, but she gave a grate puppy eyes look afterward.

Great simley (bing happy face or laugh). Common do it again. - You
Thank you (smiles again or not dosen't care).
You know you relly cute, but only when you smile. (than laugh or somethink:D:)) )

Thought it was really funny:). Hope it wasn't posted I think it's original.


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