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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:36 am 
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Ok, I'll start with a shit test. Next poster replies how they would handle it, and leaves a shit test for the person after them. Let's try to keep this going and give some answers for the more common/possible shit tests out there.

Shit test: "Why don't you buy me a drink"
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"Why don't you buy me a drink"
Answer:"Why don't you do my laundry? You shouldn't be so sexist."


New Shit Test: "I really love Jewel, Don't you think she sings well?"

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"I really love Jewel, Don't you think she sings well?"

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ans"Do I look like a guy that listens to Jewel?"

new shit test "Do I look like a girl that listens to Jewel?"
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Ans: Now that you say it, I could see you as one of those sit by yourself at a coffee shop on a Friday night kinda chicks, You shouldnt be so depressed.

Shit Test: Your mean
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Shit Test: Your mean
Answer: *Flip Middle finger and grin*

Shit Test:"Why don't you just leave"
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Honestly, I probably wouldnt flip her the bird, it was a harsh comment, now we need to bring her back up instead of telling her to fuck-off and grin ( thats just me)

Ans: Leaving would be to easy, tryin to get you to come with me is the hard part, but i have a solution for that

Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you

* These are actuall real life situations that i have encountered!
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Shit Test: Out of all the girls in here why me? And how do you plan on getting me to go with you
Answer:You're gonna have to show ME why and then we'll see whether I still want to try or not.

Shit test: Are you coming on to me?

BTW EvoJ, very nice answer, I'm totally using that.
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telling her she needs to show you accomplishes nothing, first your telling her your going to but thats the hard part, and now you switched it up to asking her to show you why she should go with you, in my eyes that would be a cocky remark that would lead you to a loss!
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You obviously don't know about Cocky&Funny. By telling her that she's gonna have to show you why you would want to take her home, that's going to surprise her, because usually men fight over her, now you're telling her, she has to prove herself to you, so she's going to start DHVing to you.
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Shit tests:

I don't like you!

Get away from me!

You look like you're bored!
(putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something")

I'm not interested!
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I don't like you!

Get away from me!

You look like you're bored!
(putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something")

I'm not interested!
Those aren't shit tests. You need to read up on the definition.
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why dont you buy me a drink?



ans...whats in it for me?
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why dont you buy me a drink?



ans...whats in it for me?
Thats a failing answer. That's how lots of people respond and girls just say "nothing" or "i'll hang around you". Although the second one does allow you to neg her for assuming you want her to hang around you. The best reply to a shit test is a neg.
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Shit tests:

I don't like you!

Get away from me!

You look like you're bored!
(putting you down comment, not "you look bored, lets do something")

I'm not interested!
Those aren't shit tests. You need to read up on the definition.
Okay, how about some hard shit tests??? So in the real world we ain't flipping the bird at the them, but will stay calm and cool and be CF.
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Shit test: Are you coming on to me?
Answer: I hadn't given it much thought. Why? Would you like me to come on to you?

Shit Test: She says shee is going to buy you a beer then hands you 3 dollars.

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