A few shit tests, pick one or go for gold and respond to all of them:

1. Wow you're such a loser.

2. Sorry, but we were just in the middle of a conversation, and you interrupted us, so...

3. What are you, like a pick up artist or something?

4. Look, I'll save you some time right now and say i'm not interested.

5. [physical shit test] The girl ignores you.

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Couldn't resist this one!

1. Yeah I know... ..isn't this fun!

2. Looks like I'm the new conversation!

3. Yes, yes I am, now you've made me curious how did you know?

4. Oh well if I'm not worth it at least give me a minute to prove it *smile and continue talking*

5. Stand and smile at her, she looks "BOO!" (This one isn't really a shit test as it is just rejection)

NEW ST:

(gives you silly nickname)

"I'm going to call you (Name) from now on... Don't you just love it?"

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"That's so cute. You're like my little cousin/niece/sister/whatever. I'm totally gonna adopt you "

or

"Stop flirting with me you naughty girl. I'm gonna spank you!" - it's harder to deliver but if you do it from a position of dominance - it's gold.


Shit test: "Hey, stop talking to my friend! She's with me!"

Is that from a guy or a girl?

Guy: I was just thinking that you two look cute as a couple.
Girl: She's making sure none of these creepy guys try hitting on me!

ST: You remind me of my boyfriend.

Ok Mark first of all your replies to the last shit test were poor.

Secondly if a girl says you remind her of her last boyfriend that's not a shit test. Take it as an IOI.

It says "OF MY BOYFRIEND" not, "MY EX".

Shocking.. You're starting shit in this thread too... shocking..


New ST: (In a super polite and nice tone) Hey I'm really sorry, me and my friend were having a private conversation, would you mind if we had a few minutes?

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Hey man, try not to take criticism too harshly on this site, you'll get it a lot. Pimpin aint easy could have give you constructive criticism, which would have been useful to you, but don't take it personally.

ST: (In a super polite and nice tone) Hey I'm really sorry, me and my friend were having a private conversation, would you mind if we had a few minutes?

ME: Well it looks like its not too private anymore. (Jokingly)

This is all I could think of... not the best, thats a hard shit test!

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I have a couple new shit tests:

1. Sorry, do I know you?

2. Aw, you're so cute. (Condescendingly / like she would say to a puppy or baby)

3. You're not my type.

4. You're not really boyfriend material.

5. I'm lesbian.

Try out as many of these as you would like.

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3. You're not my type.
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Let me guess... [point at the worst looking guy around] That's your type! [look as if you're matching them together in your mind] You guys'd make a peeerfect couple :)


I need some serious help with this one, it kills me:
Shit test: Are you a Mystery wannabe?

tough one that, not really sure what i'd try. apart from maybe - "pfff please, Mystery is a Greenie wannabe. and so is that guy (point randomly) and that guy, and that guy, aaaaaaaand (pause for a second, picking out another random person) that guy."


ST - "you know i'm not gonna sleep with you tonight, right?"

ST - "you know i'm not gonna sleep with you tonight, right?"

so many...

You: Yeah well...We'll see about that.

You: Get your mind out the gutter young lady!

You: Sleep with me!? What makes you think I WANT to sleep with you. I thought we were just gonna go home and cuddle and talk until the sun comes up.

You: [Big grin on your face] Gee.. You know when a girl mentions sleeping with a guy... and the guy hasn't even mentioned anything about sex... you know that guy's getting some. Ha ha.


shit test: Hey have I scared you off????????

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SPREAD.... Great movie..

Seems more like an IOI.. Like she is trying to qualify herself

You can go 2 routes though.

Response: "I wasn't going to say anything... and politely slip out... But now that you mention it.." (with a cocky grin)

or

Response: "scared? No. laughing? yes!"

New ST: You are SO mean.. It's unbelievable.

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Response: Then walk away... [said in a calm confident voice]

New ST: Who do you think looks better? I or my friend?

> Your friend, but i like your smile so you still have a chance <

ST. while smiling at you she says "you are not my type, so be gone" (aka - fuck off)

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