...I thought that saying was some cute addendum to a long lost story.

No, it's reality.
Shit reality.

This girl I work with...
I was a big time dick to her.

Like, I didn't only tease her, I yelled at the bitch.
(She's an HB9, according to "PUA" terminology)

She has a habit of taking advantage of others, and lazing around. She's hot, sweet, and a bit of a nympho. We used to flirt with each other A LOT. A LOT. Like, she would grab my hand to talk to me on occasion.

Well, one day, she started flirting with another guy I worked with (He's moved up to another job now), and when I used to watch it, I got VERY VERY fucking angry. She would nudge him, tease him, even RUB HER ASS against his crotch indiscreetly...and I saw the whole show.

I wanted to crack that guy's skull in two, but at the same time, I was losing composure. Eventually, she would come to me, try to flirt, and I would treat her like shit. This went on for a month, and all this time, she tried to talk to me, and I'd just be a dick to her. A total dick. A REAL asshole (Not the playful ideal type, a genuine fucking asshole).

...now, she's pulled a negative on me. She won't even talk to me about personal things anymore.

Add to that, she's a faster worker than I am (I'm a master at selling and communicating, she isn't). We're Ying and Yang, but I feel my superiors give her more priority over me (Recently, my manager, who is a close friend of mine IRL, told me tha due to the nature of my side of the department, which is the most difficult part of the store to maintain, gives me leverage on extra tasks, and in actuality, thinks I'm the hardest worker there, yet hours don't reflect that...)

...yes, I'm a jealous asshole. I got screwed in life. Why do I want to see others succeed ahead of me? It's my turn; my enemies had their fun in high school. Fuck them. MY TURN.

Yet, the girl, who I think LOVES me, pulled an ultimatum on me.

"You're acting so childish. One minute you're angry, the next minute, you're calm. You're a random little kid. Stop getting angry, or I simply WILL NOT talk to you."

...meanwhile, she's lazing off, flirting with other guys, and ignoring me. She grabs other guys, even the fucking tailor, and flirts, right in front of me. She has conversations, smiles, and hugs the other guys I work with, in front of me.

For the first two days, I flipped a shit on her, and vowed to make her life there difficult within HR boundaries. Nobody fucks with Rune, not even a bitch.

Didn't work. She ignores me, and she's now a tiny bit scared of my aggression.

I'm tired of this bullshit. I just wanna get my dick wet. Fuck her feelings man. It's about time I paid back these girls for friend zoning me. Time to be the jerk.

I know this shit. I was surrounded by this since I was young. I don't know why all my other friends have moderate to high success with women. Maybe I'm too big of a dick.

...I guess, I'm asking for feedback.
(Yes, I have SEETHING ANGER that pulsates from my body. Product of struggle. War scars. I'm in the process of getting rid of them, but it's not easy.)

(and she has a boyfriend of 3 years, who I could destroy in milliseconds. He's not an issue.)

plan to f*** her behind the signature gold suits at Jos. Bank?

If you are dealing with that much baggage, she will probably push away.. Though angry fucks are great, you need to still be playful and fun to seal the deal still.

I know you know this, just turn it around, Get all playful fun cocky/funny Alpha male on her ass. be THE LIFE of your job (suit store?)

No HB's find being a jealous suitor attractive. Drop the pissy persona, and be the dude that an HB wants to put his dick IN the mouth.

easy enough.

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As a PUA, you must leave the girl better off than when you found her

Took time to reflect the situation.

A simple answer will make things right: "Don't get mad".

I tell myself this, and I think I "anchored" those 3 words as a mechanism to cancel my angry emotions (Read some NLP, which I learned about in college from Psych 101).

She still wants to fuck me. I can tell. It's in the air.
But she wants me to be nicer to her. For now, we're just talking on a normal level, but all I need to do is not get angry at her, EVER AGAIN.

Even when we're back on good terms, I still won't get angry at her. I'll tease her, and play with her, but I won't ever, ever yell or emotionally abuse her ever again. Ever.

No guy should ever emotionally drive a girl to terror. Women can be bitches, but they're still women. Even if she acts like a total dude, she still has fragile emotions. If I keep ripping this girl she will lose love for me, and probably try to kill me...physically.

I will keep informed as to what happens. The end result...me and her will have hot anger sex. HOT anger sex. Like, she'll claw my back and curl her toes while I thrust deep into her.

...but, only if I "dont get mad". I just keep cool, and if she does something bitchy, I don't get emotional. I'm just like "Whatever".

All of the feedback is in your own post. I'd suggest anger management classes.

Also, the fact that you don't even see the boyfriend as an obstacle, never mind an issue shows you could be pretty reckless and angry, no wonder she's a bit scared of you.

You're bitter towards women because of your lack of success, instead of blaming yourself you blame them.

Someone needs to tell you this...YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen, this is your JOB!!!!! Maybe even a career, idk. If you were working at a fast food restaurant I'd say who gives a shit, but if this is a career where you want to get ahead, then stop thinking with your dick! Who cares about this chick...there are a ton of HBs out there WHO DONT WORK WITH YOU. Concentrate on your job, do it well, get a promotion and get your shit together. Stop acting like a two bit pansy because some girl at work flirts with other guys. You seem to care about your job, so start acting like it.

This has nothing to do with PU. This has to do with being an adult and knowing when and where to try to get your dick wet, and the workplace is not it.

Correct. I think I've even stumbled upon a new technique for managing it: Anchoring. It seems, indirectly, whenever I say or think "Don't get mad", I cancel out my angry emotions, and smile, like a trigger. It's kinda cool. I'ma work with this.
The kid is a delinquent. A jackass. He does not matter to me. Normally, I respect BF/GF relationships. Most of the time, the guy is a good hearted soul, and the girl is happy with him. God bless.

But when I see devious street-thuggish bastards with an awesome girl...I get twitchy. I'm good now (All I need to do is not get mad), but I'm dead set on making this chick leave him. He's a waste.
Quite opposite. When I don't succeed, I blame myself, not them. It festers into self-anger, and it expels to others. I'm in the process of learning to manage my hate, but it's hard man. Try being avoided and picked on all throughout childhood. It fucking sucks.

____________________________________________________________________ I know why you said that...
Don't think I didn't evaluate a proper course of action. I know what I'm doing, and she wants it too. Eventually, I plan to make enough residual income to support myself by age 25, and by then, I will become an investor. Until then, I plan. I know the path; I just need to condition and set myself up to walk across it.
I see where your coming from. Thanks for keeping it real.

The jealousy lowered my value a bit, but I know, deep inside, I still have my positive qualities that outshine my struggle. I exert them, and when I do, I catch her smiling. The game is not over until I say it is, and it aint over. I know how to manage this relationship. We can fuck, but it must be KEPT UNDER WRAPS. I have nothing to prove to my coworkers by saying I fucked her brains out. If me and her have sex and cherish each other, all the rest is a matter of playing appearances.
You forgot the how and the why.

Qs:
When is it appropriate to fuck a girl from work?
Where is it possible?
How can me and her get away with it?
Why should I even bother?

As:
-When we both feel like it
-OUTSIDE of work, in secret
-Play appearances
-Mastery

The anger will be managed; I will plan and strategize. It aint over till the fat lady sings, and I've got a shitload of duct tape to seal that bitch's mouth closed.

Anything new?

Yes, actually.

Positive attitude. Everything else was irrelevant. xD.

No, seriously. Keeping a positive attitude...fixed EVERYTHING.

Lovely. Thanks for the concern.