I’ve got a big dick and sometimes it won’t fit, even when the girl is really wet and I have a lubricated Trojan. Would it be creepy if I conveniently had a bottle of KY in my pocket when over a girl’s place for the first time?

And would it be creepy to keep a bottle in my car in case I want to have sex with a girl in my car?

I believe this calls for a song.

*ahem*

Spit, spit,
the magical juice,
the more you use it,
the less trouble you have getting your giant penis into a girl.

*bow*

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haha great song

I never use saliva because I figure spitting will turn her off. I think she'll look at me like I just farted or burped.

Man you just asked the best question in a long time! I have no idea! But I would love to know if you figure it out!

It is a bit strange to bring it along. For a while I used massage oil which I could say was for giving massagess but it accidently doubled as lubrication. The downside is that you get sticky and have to give her a massage. Or you could wear prelubricated condoms...

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Do you really think a girl will run off when she's naked because you spit on your dick?



I spit on my dick when I lost my virginity, I thought it was cool because it happened in porn movies.



True story.

Something tells me this thread was started by a rice-dicked virgin who wouldn't know the first thing about putting on a condom or fucking a hot woman but that's just a hunch.

I'd love to be proven otherwise, but I work at university so I am fully aware of the retardedness of young people.

First of all, this is a very arrogant thing to say...

Secondly... I agree.

No seriously, it is a bit too much. Yes some young people are inexperienced but so were we all when we were young.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Somehow I'm not believing the "big dick" excuse, rather you don't get girls wet enough on your own merits. Foreplay is an artform, when done right you won't need any store bought chemicals to help you along.

~Antithesis

Hahaha.

Yeah... this one time... I was having sex with my ex... and she said i have BIGGEST dick she ever saw... soooo that must be true than, right?

ROFLMAO!!

I actually have a friend who believes that when a girl tells him that...

I like that song.

I think it’s a combination of both. I do have a big dick but I don’t concentrate on foreplay enough because sometimes I lose my hard-on during foreplay (there is nothing medically wrong with my equipment). These are my issues:

1. Sometimes when fingering a girl I lose my hard-on and I’m even more likely to lose it if I actually go down on her. Playing with her pussy doesn’t turn me on.

2. I’ve got a very fast metabolism and frequently need to go take a leak. Sometimes I’ll take a piss, start fooling around with a girl and then lose my hard-on because I have to piss again (usually only this extreme after two or more drinks). Stopping to go piss really kills the mood.

3. Once I get the condom on I’m afraid I’ll go soft if I don’t get inside her right away.

4. Some of these problems are in my head. Going soft is embarrassing and once this happens its difficult to get hard again because I’m embarrassed. I notice that I have problems more often with girls who I already know than with random girls I just met. I’m good at sex once I get started but I worry that I won’t be able to get started.

Anyone else have/had these problems? What can I do about them?

hahahahahahaha

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I think it's sorta a "OWE MY DICK IS SOOOO BIG" post

babies come from there!!!

..it's only fair to have lubricant, I have , and I'm not that big (well, it's not small , its just normal, like you know.. yeah.. no penis issues no penis issues)

and foreplay really turns you off? I can't go if I hadn't done nothing before penetrating...

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What's the deal with "massage oil"? Do this enough and I guarantee your female victim will soon suffer the white drip.

Spitting technique

Porn version: Wrinkle up your face with that "I gotta a huck a loogie" expression and lunge your upper body forward for maximum projection.

Home version: While you're foolin' around, you stick your fingers in her mouth for her to to suck and lick. Then you stick those same fingers in your mouth and go, "Yum . . ." But while you're pulling out, you indiscreetly deposit saliva on your fingers. Then, liberally administer the lubricant on her vagina.

Trust me on this fact: you get get a girl the most turned on she's ever been in her life, but some girls just do not produce enough of their own lube for you to just shove it in and everything feel all great. It varies the same way pre-cum varies for guys. Some guys get super wet when they get a boner, guys like me just don't.

No girl has even given me a weird look when I put spit on my dick. If anything they usually moan harder because then it goes in smooth and stays lubed for a long time.

Sure I don't actually lean over and spit on it, that just sounds funny. Just let saliva accumulate in your mouth, grab it, and put in on yourself.

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You want the 10's.

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