This is fun ... a way to practice your C&F skills!


ME: Ya you didnt hear!? I'm doing a research paper to prove women can hold their liqueor better than men ... what!? (gives her a playful look) you thought I was trying to get you drunk so you can sleep with me!?

if she answers YES then neg her:

ME: well I hate it when women have this universal agreement that men wants to get other women drunk for the purposes of having sex ... cant you see that there are some men who likes to see a woman have fun!?

if she answers NO then reward her:

ME: Your so awesome! Give me a high five! (holds up hand) ... (I usually dont buy drinks for girls but in this case I will) Now im gonna have to catch up with you ... lets do a shot of (whatever) ... its on me!


SHIT TEST

HB: "You are such an asshole. My ex-boyfriend knew how to treat a lady."

Respone: (early in the interaction as a disqualifier) That's funny because MY ex-boyfriend knew how to talk to a guy .

EDIT: This thread should include a critique of the above ST response too so that people in here can learn.

CRIT: Flipstar - I like your style.

ST: What are you some kind of player?

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The Enforcer.

The game is easy to start, the referee blows the whistle. It's where you go from there that matters.

CRIT: Ditto for you. Joking about being gay is a DQ and it's funny for both.

Response: "Well that really depends. In high school I was a baseball player and a football player. Now I'm pretty much just a high stakes poker player (online/whatever). So I guess yeah, I'm more than one type of player. Is this question regarding something relevant I might ask? [smirkk but matter of factly]"

ST:" I think I like you, but I feel like you have an agenda." (tough!)

Wow ... ya that is tough ... never in my life have I gotten that one ... but if I did ... I would go along and say something like:

PUA: An agenda!? What are you a police investegator!? if ever there was an "agenda" (make finger quotes in the air) with me it would be that im a very nice gentleman who saw a gorgous woman and really wanted to know who she was ... and was very surprised to find out after a few minutes of conversation that she likes me ... (gives a cheeky grin) ... Now whats your agenda and how do you plan on dealing with me afterwards now that you think you like me!? *winks at her*

- Ya I know ... pretty lame ... but give me a break ... never had that question before ... and Ive only been in this game for a couple years .. im learning haha!

ST - “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.”

I would look at the agenda ST from a different angle and say that if you get that ST you have not negged/self-disqualified effectively enough. However I would respond with something like this:

PUA: "Yeah you caught me..." *pause to let her think she has caught you out* "I'm out to meet new people and have as much fun as humanly possible - to be honest with you it's what I do every time I go out"

ST - “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.”[/quote]

To me this sounds less like a ST and more like your GF being pissed off at you. But if it was a random HB who threw that shit test at you I would have thought the appropriate response would be something like:

PUA: "Now now, you don't have a claim on my attention, if you don't like me talking to other girls you are just going to have to try and be more interesting" (as always, keep it funny).

ST: Is that your best pick-up line?

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Regards,

The Enforcer.

The game is easy to start, the referee blows the whistle. It's where you go from there that matters.

CRIT: Nice, way to stay on your feet. The first time I heard that I just stared at her blankly for like 30 seconds, and walked outside for a cigarette. Luckily my reflex pushed the right button, and like clockwork she was outside begging me to answer. (After thought) I said "Well, if you're worried about ulterior motives, and you think are time together will be all "deceitful," then, there was really nothing else to do but leave you standing there to see if you ACTUALLY think you like me."
Number closed never saw her again. I love to party and lose so many chances because I'm so busy enjoying myself I just save their number as "Gorgeous blonde" or "Killer Eyes" because I joke with them like instead of christina, is it alright if I call you "Killer Eyes?"

Response: "Beyonce said it best, if you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it." Smirk and turn away. Head for the bathroom to set up the neg. "Fuckin RELAX will ya? I have to piss!"

ST: How many girls have you slept with? I can tell how you talk that it's more than I'm okay with but how many!?"

CRITIC: Pretty decent. I lol'd at the Beyonce bit, and if you managed to think of the neg at that speed and say it, then kudos to you.

RESPONSE: I know exactly what you're trying to do...You're trying to see if I'm a slut or not so you can try and get me drunk and take me home. You're all the same...I'm not just a piece of meat, I have FEELINGS too!

ST: How many girls have you done this to? (After I TRIED the cube)

ANSW: well, your special, so i made this just for you.

ST: what's the size of you cock?

sorry if im not doing it right, im new;)

Woah there, I'm not saying you're not a sweet person, but we're going WAY too fast here.

ST: I have a girlfriend.

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Stormy: Being friendly to seek approval is needy. Being UNfriendly to "raise your value" is needy. Needy people depend on others' reactions.

You're response:

Good overall. The girl would probably ask that as a way to make you stumble or blow you out somehow. It's best to avoid the whole "Yeah I've got a big dick" or "umm... uhh... " by just doing what you did, say something like "Wow you must think that I'm hitting on you or something...".

ST: I have a girlfriend.

ME: That's okay, I've got a boyfriend.

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ST: I have a girlfriend.

ME: Wow, really? I'm so happy for you, it's so hard to be open about that in these days. I'm actually engaged.

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answer: Well if you play your cards right, you find out.

OR

answer: Big enough to fill your bucket hole.

The absolute classic,

ST: Does my ass look big in this?

ME: Most people would say no, but I like big asses, and yours isn't big enough for my liking.

ST: You're not really boyfriend material.

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answer: Me going out with you? Yeah keep trying girl.

ST: Good boys buy girls drinks.

i have a few solutions to this one, each can be used in a different scenario

1. who ever said im a good boy?
2. good girls stay home with daddy and dont go klubbing
3. i think you can do better than that... if you want me to [keep talking to you/ go home with you/ start talking to you, or something of that sort] just say so
#3 will b hard to pull off though you gotta establish yourself well before use

hope i helped man, heres my shit tests i need help with

1.my boobs are so big! i massage them everyday for 15 mins and they grow, see?

2. why are you talking to me/ do i know you?

3. i feel like this one resembles a ST but i dont no if its considered one, i still need help: "i cant talk now, come back later?/can we talk later? (i just feel like shes trying to put me on a leash and tell me when to come and go, i usually tell her i might show and then decide if i want to last minute)

-Philos

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1. Hmmm...Well it looks like you still need a lot of work done.

she will then be jokingly offended, to which I suggest that perhaps my hands would work better in making her boobs grow


2. why are you talking to me?

Well it didnt look like any other guys were really interested so I felt bad.


do i know you?

No, you dont so how about get to know each other


3. yeah ofcourse! i'll be over there, come by whenever your free. dont rush.