I am curious. I am curious to see whether these fabled techniques I've come to hear about can truly help me in my journey to become better with the ladies.

To begin, let's talk about me, shall we? So far my luck with ladies has been what you could call, at best, bittersweet. In the past, every time I've gotten laid it came with a price; the most notable examples are, first, a teenage pregnancy which I did not find out about until a month after breaking up with the girl and, until the abortion, was used as a way to toy with my head, taunting me with the prospect of keepin the child just so she could watch my life be ruined. The second most unfortunate event was when I broke up with anther ex-girlfriend of mine, who happened to suffer from severe depression. After realizing we had broken up, she felt the need to try to kill herself. Beyond this, my "luck", if you will, has been non-existant.
However, as for who I am, I'm a tall yet tremendously skinny 18 year old who spends my mornings at home painting, my afternoons at what is now the tail end of my highschool career, my evening doing whatever I can to fill the time and my weekends getting drunk or high with friends, and attending the few parties that happen. I am sociable and among a crowd of friends which I suppose would be deemed "cool", and all of them proven to be far more successful with the ladies than I. I want that to change though, if possible, I want to become something that they envy, which brings me back to the title of this thread.
My problems that I've identified are:
I have no job at the moment so I am perpetually broke.
I am skinny and rather physically unattractive as far as my body is concerned.
I can only flirt with ladies when I don't know that I'm doing so.
I am often the oddball of a group, but hardly ever in a positive way.
I can be quite naive a lot of the time.

So tell me forum, do you believe I can be transformed into a seductive superpower? If so, how?