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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:48 am 
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Ammm I was thinking of ways to approach a girl at church, I really just couldnt think of a good way to approach.

any one got any tips?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:32 am 
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It depending ALOT on what religion of church it is that your attending. I love sarging at church because I know how to use the church for my game. I've been offered youth pastor 3 times and I still turn it down for the fact that I dont want parents thinking that I'm encouraging this behavior. So let me know the religion and I'll see if I can help you out,if you want PM me if you dont feel comfortable about going futher into it publicly.(other people may get offended)

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catholic....
I juump around tho
baptist
buddist whatver I feel like doing.

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I just had a vision of God telling me to satisfy you in anyway possible, if you want to land up in heaven, youll come with me this instant.


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Lol churches, hospitals, grave-yard etc.. Not so smart places to seduce if you think a little bit more where you can sarge... street, mall, park, pub, club, college, school..?

Church is a conservative place i would say so watch your game lol.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:07 am 
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I love messing with the catholics......THEY REPEAT EVERYTHING!!!! All their songs are the same,all their prayers are the same. So does that mean we have to have sex the EXACT same way as all the other members?? Get a bible and flip to Laviticus 19:27,it says we can't shave out beards or get haircuts...."So if we cant get haircuts then that makes me a sinner,I shave my beard so Im a sinner,does that mean Im going to hell for being well groomed and looking clean????"(she at that point will acknowledge how you are groomed so BE CLEAN) the whole Bible has over 630 laws.....its impossible to be pure so thats y Jesus somewhere in the New Testament says that there are only 2 laws "Do unto other as you want them to do unto you" and something along the lines of "love Me and put Me before anything else" so y cant we have sex.....all we have to do is say a few Hail Marys and we're forgiven. Make jokes but remember that other people are watching. "The best critics are religious people" so start with befriending all those around your target but make sure to talk with her about NOTHING that has to do with church. Most church girls just go to seem "holy" when they are truely "HOLY" in bed.
Try that and PM to let me know how it goes for you.

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I just had a vision of God telling me to satisfy you in anyway possible, if you want to land up in heaven, youll come with me this instant.
DUDE,WHO ARE YOU PICKING UP???? A 15 YEAR OLD???

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good shit will do lemme memorize that book in the bible.

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Dude forger sarging in a catholic church, the place you wanna be is an apostolic youth group, those chicks in my experience are social club Christians. There beliefs arnt as strict lol. and they are always up for a laugh, outgoing and high on life and generally quite fun and easy to talk to

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