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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:14 pm 
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Her: So of all the women in the club why did you go out with me?
Him: Well, I can still change my mind! *wink*

Her: cant you even afford new jeans (you have hole in them close your asshole)


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cant you afford a facelift? (said jokingly)

Her: you're kind of weird


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A: So is your smile.

Q: Are you drunk?


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Maybe that's why you're looking so attractive right now!

ST: Who the hell are you?


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a:Now is that any way to ask someone there name?
(i dont kno if that would actually be a good response lol)
ST: Didnt you say you had to go?


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HIM: you want to roll out of this place with me already?!lets slow down, I dont know how wierd you are yet(teasing)

HIM to her friends: you guys really have to keep an eye on this girl, haha.

HER: Nobody talks to me like that!! you look like a natural dumbass.

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What about these guys? 8)

"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Why aren't you on a date on Valentine's Day?"
"Why are you talking to us?"
"When's the last time you had a girlfriend?"


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What about these guys? 8)

"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Why aren't you on a date on Valentine's Day?"
"Why are you talking to us?"
"When's the last time you had a girlfriend?"

1. No no no, I'm asking the questions here; why don't you have a boyfriend?

or

Well you looked so lonely over here I thought I'd break up with her and give you some company

2. I've had lots of dates today, if this right now counted it would be number 12

3. Well this half of the room looked boring, so I came over here to even it out.

4. That depends, what time is it?

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HIM: you want to roll out of this place with me already?!lets slow down, I dont know how wierd you are yet(teasing)

HIM to her friends: you guys really have to keep an eye on this girl, haha.

HER: Nobody talks to me like that!! you look like a natural dumbass.
PUA: Hey, it's better than acting like one!

(I'm going to change the current venue, because this current HB is a lost cause)

HB: Me and my girlfriend were shopping for clothes earlier today, which of our tops looks better?

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Answer: Whichever ones on the ground by my bedside.

Shit Test: Are you always this loud?


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A: Do you always ask so many questions? Where's the off button?

Q: Do you always go out and hit on girls like this?

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A: Only the ones that can hold up a good smile. : wink :
Q: Gross your not my type.


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New, so I'll try a couple answers and let me know which one's best, or the least bad one at least.

1. All right I'll go next - You're not in a bar right now.
2. Oh good, then tell the cute girls to stop worrying
3. God I know, the really weird ones always have odd taste don't they?

Shit test: "I don't know you."


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New, so I'll try a couple answers and let me know which one's best, or the least bad one at least.

1. All right I'll go next - You're not in a bar right now.
2. Oh good, then tell the cute girls to stop worrying
3. God I know, the really weird ones always have odd taste don't they?

Shit test: "I don't know you."
Her: I don't know you.

ME: But you wish you did.



New shit test:

Why are you talking to me? Don't you have friends?

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Well yeah, but they're always daring me to do crazy things, like, going and talking to the strangest girl in the bar and stuff like that.

ST: Are you a wimp?


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No! I could easily beat you up (joking manner - very important). This also provides and opportunity for some light hearted keno-play.

ST: Are you trying to get me drunk?

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