I just spent a birthday down in the Dominican Republic. I met this really nice 23 y/o girl. Really good looking too. A bit of a lighter tone, as if descending more directly from the Spanish over in Europe rather than Central/South American. Though tan. I'd say a 9.

Anyways. I'm really new to all of this. I still have yet to finish 'The Game'. (a really great book. I walked into a book store, the gold lining caught my eye, and I just couldn't stop reading it)

I just finished reading some of it actually. I'm on Step 9 about to start it. Establishing a Physical Connection.

Anways, to the point of all this. This seems like it'd be really simple for all of you, but I just wanna know how you'd respond to this;

At least 2 or 3 times through out that night she commented on how young I was. Saying that 'You're so young' etc. and related stuff.

What would you say in response to a hot woman commenting about how young you are??

At least I think this is a shit test as described in the glossary of that book.
I was 18. That day I hung out w/ her I turned 19, and the resort even delivered champagne & wine to my room. We hung out for hours that night until 4 AM before she went back to her place.

I wasn't really thinking about making a move on her, we were just in deep conversation. I just wanted to know how you all would respond to her saying that you're so young.

Oh yea. I forgot to mention that I got her number, and she gave me hers. And we've talked quite a bit since we got back. (birthday on the 30th, trip ended the 31st of jan)

One night she was drunk and was texting & calling me. She sent a text talking about how she couldn't stop thinking about me. (I shit you not, seriously (but she was drunk on Patron shots, so I don't think it means anything = \ )

She'd call me that same night, she called me over the phone her future husband multiple times, and we talked for hours that night (yea I know she was piss drunk on Patron, but w/e, in her drunken stupor she talked about how much better I was than her ex, who was like, 30, who she broke up with a week before she came to the Dominican Republic)

Again i repeat, i know she was drunk, but she was talking about 'how awesome I am'
Seriously. Patron is a hell of a drink.

The next morning she called me after I texted her joking about it. After she saw the rediculous amount of time she spent talking to me in her call logs, + the drunken texts she sent me in her outbox, she was laughing about it and just laughed it off I get. Giggling talking to me over the phone that morning after she sobered up. Haha

I have plans to go see her again come April-May.

But yea, all I wanted to know is how would you all respond to her commenting about how young I am.

Reminder; I'm 19. Birthday is January 30th. She's 23 (and good looking)
(and I humbly say that I think i'm pretty good looking myself)

Please & thanks.

Respond with "Ya you're right, in 10 years I'd have to get a better hotter version of you"

I know about that whole neg thing. I've heard it before (still reading through The Game)

You don't think that's too insulting right? I don't think it is given how much I know her already.

Got any other ones?? Much appreciated, but I didn't like this one too much.

"You seem overly concerned with age? Hiding something, Fran Drescher?"

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"Yeah... go ahead and take a moment to get over this whole age thing.."

or MY FAV!

"Yeah... I noticed... Poor you.."

It's all about HOW you say it, not the content of what you say.

if you say it while smiling, she will laugh. Guaranteed. You could use that line on a girl you just met and it will work, provided she's attractive.

The rule of thumb is this: The hotter a girl is, the more you can get away with teasing her.

But frankly, she seems to be using you almost like a fall-back from her ex. She's definitely into you though, you're one night alone with her from getting her in bed.

A little tip about alcohol though: It doesn't make you do thinks that you don't want to do, it lowers your inhibitions. I don't care if it's Patron, Absolut, or even fucking Bud Light, she may not have texted you that she couldn't stop thinking about you if she were sober, but she would still have been thinking about you.

Understand?

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

I have to say one more thing though. Women tend to be fickle about things like this. if you aren't in a relationship with her and the next time you see her won't be for 2-3 months, the attraction she has for you will likely fizz out.

I suggest not holding your breath in the meantime. Go ahead and see her in May, and if you hit it off again it's great, but don't wait on bated breath for one woman who may not still be into you.

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

Oh yea of course. I'm not really into her like that. I mean i'm not always thinking about her. Just a good looking Mexican woman that I had a great time with at a 1st class 5 star resort. (Paradisus Punta Cana if you all were curious where it was)

I'll see women in between. We just had a great time one night, and I have plans to see her again. She's not really my focus, and I don't think i'm really interested in a long term relationship. She likes alcohol too much for me anyways. = \

I wont be waiting on her. Trust me.

Like Alcohol makes you do things that you kinda wanted to do, but were a bit too timid to do right?
So she really was thinking about me for at least a week. Haha.
I understand completely much thanks.


I understand how alcohol lets people loose a little bit, but though out the hours we spend over the phone in the middle of the night into the very early morning, she called me her future husband several times. (Seriously, i shit you not, I'll say it again, Patron is a helluva drink)

I don't really think she wanted to get married, not sure what you think. Could be an after affect from the boyfriend she broke up with a little over a week before we met up??

(not sure if this is relevant, but i just wanted to point out that she happens to be a bartender, a hot bartender, and that whole phone conversation took place while she was at work late night calling me on the job, and she had some of the Patron)

I don't get the Fran Drescher reference. A celebrity? W/e. I don't know about any celebrities really. Not since I kinda stopped watching T.V about 4 years ago. I also moved outta the country (U.S.A, Boston MA) back in the beginning of January too, so now I really don't hear any celeb gossip over here in Europe. haha)

And to everyone else; Thanks for the response. More is welcomed too. I like the answers to the test. Especially Mr.Cofees;

""Yeah... I noticed... Poor you..""

Great advice Top-ster

i've dated a woman who is older than me by 14 years who said that i'm too young when we first met. the response i gave her which for some reason caught her attention is that i'll be the first to get wrinkles or something like that.

Fran Drescher is the actress from "The Nanny", kinda one of those Joan Rivers types who is old but tries really hard to appear younger. Except Fran is still doable.

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If my post made me appear homosexual, I want you all to know that prior to sitting down at my computer I slammed 15 shots of whiskey, went balls-deep into my woman, and recited Clint Eastwood lines for 20 minutes.

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

I agree with Top-ster, the attraction will have probably fizzled out when you see her again. All hope isn't lost however, you'll just have to focus on building attraction again.

~Deebo

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Oh WOW. Ok, in all seriousness and honesty (i should stop saying this, b/c what reason do any of us have to lie here right??), she texted me a couple of times. I end up calling her. Through out that 29 minute and 12 second conversation, I end up finding out that she's a dancer!! (exotic(?)). So she bartends, and as a 2nd job dances. And I found out her stage name too.

Lol seriously. I shit you not.

This happened today within the past 20 mins. Phone calls about once a week ain't bad to keep in touch right?

Is this another IOI from thousands of miles away?? She ends up contacting me 1st again...Right?



Edit;

So we met on my Birthday on a 1st class resort in the Dominican Republic. We went back to my room, where the resort staff knew it was my birthday, gave me the turn down service along w/ Champagne & Wine. Get there to my room at like 7 or 8ish Native time, till like 4-5AM.

We talk some that following day before I end up leaving. She leaves the next day.

We've texted and talked a lil bit in between Jan 31st till Feb 5th till like 2:50AM on Feb 6th, which is the night she calls & texts me drunk on Patron, talking about how she can't stop thinking about me, calling me her future husband, comparing me to her ex BF that she broke up with a little over a week before we met.

Texts in between.

Till just now today, she sends me a couple of texts, i respond back with a call. And she goes on for close to a half hour telling me about ourself, + we talk about other small things.
= )